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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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