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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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