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Veterinary's Best Friend

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Veterinary's Best Friend thanks to Phil Parkes

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Enema: Not a friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper. - Unknown

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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