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Veterinary's Best Friend

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Veterinary's Best Friend thanks to Phil Parkes

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay


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