Veterinary's Best Friend

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain