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Turkey Wants You To Eat Pork

Happy Thanksgiving Day, eh!

Turkey Wants You To Eat Pork thanks to Steve Thackray

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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