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Teach Our Children Well

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A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

I must learn to be content with being happier than I deserve. - Jane Austen

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

Reading Christians are growing Christians. When Christians cease to read, they cease to grow. - John Wesley

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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