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Teach Our Children Well

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Teach Our Children Well thanks to Henry Wiens

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. - Wilson Mizner

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon. - Charles M. Schulz

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

You can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. - Chaim Potok

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therein to be content. - Helen Keller

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden


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