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Teach Our Children Well

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Teach Our Children Well thanks to Henry Wiens

While we teach, we learn. - Seneca

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

The wisest mind has something yet to learn. - George Santanaya

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. - Thomas Henry Huxley

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath

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