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Secret Decoder Puzzles

For kids of every age

Kids - develop your secret agent skills by decoding special messages. Click on one of the links below to download our printable word decoder puzzle pages, and unravel your true Sherlock Holmes potential...
Secret Decoder Puzzles thanks to joe-kster

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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