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Secret Decoder Puzzles

For kids of every age

Kids - develop your secret agent skills by decoding special messages. Click on one of the links below to download our printable word decoder puzzle pages, and unravel your true Sherlock Holmes potential...
Secret Decoder Puzzles thanks to joe-kster

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Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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Wet Floor

Lord Of The Watch

Close Encounters of the Whale Kind

Military Watch Tower

No Go Intersection

Public Transportation In Scotland

Guarded Nights

Financial Meltdown

Fox Kabob

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Saks-e Parking Job

Griller Bees

Texting While Cycling

Redneck Manicure

Police Profiling In Canada

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