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Rush Job Calendar

Special calendar for handling rush jobs throughout the year

Rush Job Calendar thanks to joe-kster

Ever had a job that's required yesterday?

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First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

... was a terrible senator. He did a terrible job, very little legislation. I think that it would be very, very bad to have Bill Bradley as a president. - Donald Trump

If you believe, as I do, that your employees truly are your most valuable asset, you will do whatever you can to help them do their jobs as well as possible. - Harvey Mackay

I found that the men and women who got to the top were those who did the jobs they had in hand, with everything they had of energy and enthusiasm and hard work. - Harry Truman

At the end, Job discovered that this God who was his Creator and Designer, his Revealer and Comforter, his Mediator and Savior, was also his Strengthener and Restorer. - Ravi Zacharias

In the 1950s kids lost their innocence. They were liberated from their parents by well-paying jobs, cars, and lyrics in music that gave rise to a new term - the generation gap. - Ravi Zacharias

Pessimism doesn't grow your business or even maintain the status quo. The pessimists on your staff make the job harder for everyone around them. They make difficulties out of opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

Employee loyalty begins with employer loyalty. Your employees should know that if they do the job they were hired to do with a reasonable amount of competence and efficiency, you will support them. - Harvey Mackay

Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Writing is a puzzle you'll spend your lifetime unlocking. You will never know it all, you will never know enough. You can always be better, and figuring out how to be better is part of the thrill and joy of the job. - Holly Lisle

I have used the laws of this country just like the greatest people that you read about every day in business have used the laws of this country, the chapter laws, to do a great job for my company, for myself, for my employees, for my family... - Donald Trump

I've always loved the rush you get from watching a really scary movie, but I never watch them alone. It's fun to turn out the lights and scream and clutch someone's hand and spill the popcorn all over the place and hide under each other. - Sunny Mabrey

When people are connected, we can just do some great things. They have the opportunity to get access to jobs, education, health, communications. We have the opportunity to bring the people we care about closer to us. It really makes a big difference. - Mark Zuckerberg


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