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Rush Job Calendar

Special calendar for handling rush jobs throughout the year

Rush Job Calendar thanks to joe-kster

Ever had a job that's required yesterday?

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Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed. - Wilson Mizner

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The calendar was a mathematical progression with arbitrary surprises. - Paul Scott

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

If you believe, as I do, that your employees truly are your most valuable asset, you will do whatever you can to help them do their jobs as well as possible. - Harvey Mackay

At the end, Job discovered that this God who was his Creator and Designer, his Revealer and Comforter, his Mediator and Savior, was also his Strengthener and Restorer. - Ravi Zacharias

In this knowledge-worker age, it's now increasingly tied to doing well in school so you can get into better grad schools so you can get better jobs - so the pressure to do well is really high. - Stephen Covey


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