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Rush Job Calendar

Special calendar for handling rush jobs throughout the year

Rush Job Calendar thanks to joe-kster

Ever had a job that's required yesterday?

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Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

Kids don't stay with you if you do it right. It's the one job where, the better you are, the more surely you won't be needed in the long run. - Barbara Kingsolver

If forensic analysts confiscated your calendar and e-mail records and Web browsing history for the past six months, what would they conclude are your core priorities? - Chip Heath

For me it was different because I play a lot of villains and in this one I play a dad and I play a good guy, basically. He's the Secretary of the Treasury. I never had a job like that. - Christopher Walken

Employee loyalty begins with employer loyalty. Your employees should know that if they do the job they were hired to do with a reasonable amount of competence and efficiency, you will support them. - Harvey Mackay

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." - George Carlin


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