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Rush Job Calendar

Special calendar for handling rush jobs throughout the year

Rush Job Calendar thanks to joe-kster

Ever had a job that's required yesterday?

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What gets scheduled gets done. - Michael Hyatt

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

... was a terrible senator. He did a terrible job, very little legislation. I think that it would be very, very bad to have Bill Bradley as a president. - Donald Trump

Kids don't stay with you if you do it right. It's the one job where, the better you are, the more surely you won't be needed in the long run. - Barbara Kingsolver

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event. - Oscar Wilde

Think of an economy where people could be an artist or a photographer or a writer without worrying about keeping their day job in order to have health insurance. - Nancy Pelosi

You make what seems to be a simple choice: Choose a man or a job or a neighborhood - and what you have chosen is not a man or a job or a neighborhood, but a life. - Jessamyn West

It is in the national interest to have the Flying Kangaroo. It's in the interests of our tourism industry. It's in the interests of jobs here in Australia. - Anthony Albanese

Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart

The majority of the members of the Irish parliament are professional politicians, in the sense that otherwise they would not be given jobs minding mice at crossroads. - Flann O'Brien

You must pursue this investigation of Watergate even if it leads to the president. I'm innocent. You've got to believe I'm innocent. If you don't, take my job. - Richard M Nixon

Employee loyalty begins with employer loyalty. Your employees should know that if they do the job they were hired to do with a reasonable amount of competence and efficiency, you will support them. - Harvey Mackay

I have used the laws of this country just like the greatest people that you read about every day in business have used the laws of this country, the chapter laws, to do a great job for my company, for myself, for my employees, for my family... - Donald Trump


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