Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form

Infernal Revenue - Archie Bunker

My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill