QuotaBillsInfernal Revenue - Archie Bunker
My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis
Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse
Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering
Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain
'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn
No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey
In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain
So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce
All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill