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Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form

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It's tax time again... Doing your part to keep the overtaxed economy going

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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

How large an income is thrift. - Cicero

Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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