Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

A miser is a person who lives within his income. He is also called a magician. - Unknown

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford