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Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form thanks to Karen Moore

It's tax time again... Doing your part to keep the overtaxed economy going

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Infernal Revenue - Archie Bunker

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash


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