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Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form

New 2-Step Tax Form - thanks, Revenue Canada!

Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form thanks to Karen Moore

It's tax time again... Doing your part to keep the overtaxed economy going

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My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere


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