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Revenue Canada Simplified 2017 Tax Form

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How large an income is thrift. - Cicero

My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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