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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


Months Apart

Swing Dad

Dadspiration

Daddy, Can I Ride It?

Leaf Surgery

No Wheeler

Dad's Ex-Ferrari

Privileged Corvette Parking

Dad's Turn

Sleep-In Dad

Ways to say 'Dad' in Different Languages

I Love Dad

Shakespeare Pens

Father Sayings for Father's Day

Buy Whatever

Dad-A-Base

Child Instrument

Bear Print

Superior Church

Hopscotch for Seniors

A Mother's Love

French Red Wine

Redneck Cup Holder

Steampunk Gators