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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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