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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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