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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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