Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung