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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


Flight of the Ladybug

Time To Retire

Chess On The Wall

Tree Face

Bad Day Flyer

Back Bard

St. Peter's Fish

Feed Me

Horse Model

Get In Line!

Coffee World

Horsing Around

Think Big

The Wurst Spiral I've Seen

Grass Leak

Dead Sea Fish

Jesus On The Beach

NASCAR Fan - Diehard Category

Moldy Bible

Break Dance Soccer

Milk of Amnesia

Foot-Ball

Exhausted Baby

Open Air Wiring