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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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