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Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All

On the wrong end of a low-paying job?

Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey


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