[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1770 *; If you haven't, add 1769 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
* Number dependent on Year
Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon
Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz
Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown
Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon
Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking
For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson
College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver
University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris