Chocolate Math for 2020

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown