[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out...]

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number by 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1770 *; If you haven't, add 1769 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...

You should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...

The next two numbers equal ...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)

* Number dependent on Year

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number by 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1770 *; If you haven't, add 1769 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...

You should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...

The next two numbers equal ...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)

* Number dependent on Year

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown