Chocolate Math for 2020

Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris