Chocolate Math for 2020

Revolutions never occur in mathematics. - Michael Crowe

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen