Chocolate Math for 2020
Guessing your age through chocolate
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1770 *; If you haven't, add 1769 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
* Number dependent on Year
Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon
There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown
If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight
Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West
Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh
Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi
Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson
With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey