Chocolate Math for 2020

Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey