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Chocolate Math for 2020
Guessing your age through chocolate
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1770 *; If you haven't, add 1769 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
* Number dependent on Year
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1770 *; If you haven't, add 1769 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
* Number dependent on Year
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You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright
Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave
In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns
What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather
We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost
Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
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