Chocolate Math for 2020

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey