[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out...]

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number by 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1770 *; If you haven't, add 1769 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...

You should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...

The next two numbers equal ...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)

* Number dependent on Year

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...

2. Multiply this number by 2 ...

3. Add 5 ...

4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1770 *; If you haven't, add 1769 *...

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...

You should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...

The next two numbers equal ...

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)

* Number dependent on Year

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once. - Unknown

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan