Chocolate Math for 2020
Guessing your age through chocolate
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read... Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (try for more than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number by 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it by 50. I'll wait while you get the calculator ...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1770 *; If you haven't, add 1769 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born ...
You should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to have chocolate each week) ...
The next two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
* Number dependent on Year
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana
If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking
To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza
Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian
I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer
Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris
I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz
Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com