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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall


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