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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall


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