'I Look Like My Dog' Contest

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

An old man looks permanent, as if he had been born an old man. - H E Bates

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. - Alan P Herbert

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. - Mervyn Stockwood

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

An orgy looks particularly alluring seen through the mists of righteous indignation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

There's a belonging problem in Hollywood. Who dictates who belongs? The very body who dictates that looks all one way. - Ava DuVernay

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies