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'I Look Like My Dog' Contest

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'I Look Like My Dog' Contest thanks to Henry Wiens

'I Look Like My Dog' Contest thanks to Henry Wiens

'I Look Like My Dog' Contest thanks to Henry Wiens

'I Look Like My Dog' Contest thanks to Henry Wiens

'I Look Like My Dog' Contest thanks to Henry Wiens

'I Look Like My Dog' Contest thanks to Henry Wiens

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

How would you like to feel the way she looks? - Groucho Marx

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun. - Scott Adams

Only a loser thinks of failures. A winner looks upon them as temporary setbacks. - Dave Mani

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

An orgy looks particularly alluring seen through the mists of righteous indignation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I really wanted the MTV Award the most, It was a golden popcorn container and it looks really neat. - Kirsten Dunst

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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