'I Look Like My Dog' Contest

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Nothing looks so like innocence as an indiscretion. - Oscar Wilde

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

An old man looks permanent, as if he had been born an old man. - H E Bates

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. - Irving Fisher

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun. - Scott Adams

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

An orgy looks particularly alluring seen through the mists of righteous indignation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

I really wanted the MTV Award the most, It was a golden popcorn container and it looks really neat. - Kirsten Dunst

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

There's a belonging problem in Hollywood. Who dictates who belongs? The very body who dictates that looks all one way. - Ava DuVernay

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies