QuotaBillsLet sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz
Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
An old man looks permanent, as if he had been born an old man. - H E Bates
History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. - Alan P Herbert
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. - Mervyn Stockwood
Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost
An orgy looks particularly alluring seen through the mists of righteous indignation. - Malcolm Muggeridge
We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
There's a belonging problem in Hollywood. Who dictates who belongs? The very body who dictates that looks all one way. - Ava DuVernay
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies