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Future Corrections Officer

Where playground security takes bottom priority

Future Corrections Officer thanks to Martin Grosse

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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