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First Dog

Naming the President's dog

First Dog thanks to Mike King

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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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