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Naming the President's dog

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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