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Firemen's Revenge

Don't mess with the fire department

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No Parking - Getting Hosed

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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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