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Face Or Eskimo?

Do you see a face, or an Eskimo?

Face Or Eskimo? thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

A good chief gives, he does not take. - Mohawk Proverb

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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