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Face Or Eskimo?

Do you see a face, or an Eskimo?

Face Or Eskimo? thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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