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Either The Cat or Husband Goes

When one of them will go to a good home

Either The Cat or Husband Goes thanks to Miriam Jensen

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Do you Edith....take Archie Bunker to be your lawfully bedded husband? - Archie Bunker

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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