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Cat In The Act

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Cat In The Act thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus


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