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Cat In The Act

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Cat In The Act thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

He who seeks a faultless friend is friendless. - Unknown

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


Polar Bear Attack

Bottom Blast Car Wash

Air Meal

Starbucks Goes Extra Mile

Braided Mohawk

Just One More Glass

His First Hot Rod

Saskatchewan Roads

Pool Is Closed

Upended Water Buffalo

Do Not Touch Sign

Cold Beer

Grandma Safety

Partial Flight

Scenic View

Racewagon

Water Skier A-Head Of His Time

Owlympics Ice Skating

Shining Armor Knight

Smile For The Day

British Hairways

Cross Inspector

Morning Saving Time

Kangaroo On Ice