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Cat In The Act

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Cat In The Act thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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