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Cat In The Act

Just when you thought you were alone...

Cat In The Act thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


Vacation At Last

Cutting Edge Delivery

Sunset Eclipse

Diet Swing

Lamp Escape

Strong Straws

Lucky Spectator

Breadlace

I Think I'll Hold It

Instant Coffee Tragedy

Cow Camouflage

Room For Two

Neandertallica

Key-o-Saurus

Pure Maple Syrup

Dentist Drill

Wife Consumption

Dog Proctologist

Vintage Birth Control

Used Cows For Sale

Stylish Butcher

Greek Financial Path

God Gives Restaurant

Rubik's Cube Puzzle-Meant