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Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one. - Moliere

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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