QuotaBillsA meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown