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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner


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