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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner


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