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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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