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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan


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