Annual Meeting of Women Drivers
Invitations were sent out to a parking lot sale
QuotaBillsShopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Women's word is never done. - American Proverb
Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein
He speaks to me as though I were a public meeting. - Queen Victoria
Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker
Chaos: Three women discussing the two sides of an issue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain
I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman
Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis
The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw
Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown
Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton
This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor
A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde
It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller
Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton
Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer