Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski