Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com