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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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