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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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