Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Frump: A woman who looks her age and doesn't try to overlook it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie