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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

The more wonderful the meeting, the sadder the parting. - Pokemon

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene


Dental Car

Donut Seeds

Pill Man

Bus Wait Weight

It Should Start

Hi, My Name's Cliff - Drop Over Some Time!

Sparks Recycling

Last Gasp Request

Flower Shop For Men

Canadian Archaeology

Tank Top Security

One Beer A Day

Tennis Hammock

Fare Dodger

Husband of the Year

Bolder Boulder

Shoe Stop

Exactly How I Feel

Circle Of Life

Outback Waterhole

Next Week Plans

Cycle Feeding Your Cows

The Fall Of Adam

John The Baptist Souvenirs