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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers

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Annual Meeting of Women Drivers thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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