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If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Weather Forecast: Colder tonight, heavy frost if clear. Saturday fair, probably followed by Sunday
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
The candidate who takes the credit for the rain gets the blame for the drought.
Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down.
Summer Teeth: Bubba has Summer Teeth - summer here and summer there.
What do you get when two meteorologists each break an arm and a leg?
“It's made the grass wet,” said Tom after due consideration.
Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out.
Why do you have to be careful with sunrises and sunsets?
Why did the weatherman bring a bar of soap to work?
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get.
Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.
Moraine: A storm predicted by the weatherman.
“The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.”
What is a bird's favourite part of the news?
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
Coincide: What most people do when it rains.
Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter
What did the tornado take to the movies?
Winter: The age of shivery and shovelry.
Where do soldiers sleep out in the open?
Why don't cannibals eat weathermen?
What kind of bears like bad weather?
Who is the coldest relative on earth?
Wink: A whether signal.
Wind: Weather on the go.
Ski areas close due to snow.
Fog: Rain that is barely mist.
How does the sky listen to music?
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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Dog Days of Summer


Driving Rain


Auntie Gravity Research


Sunshine State


Spring Is In The Air


Enough Snow?


Two Feet Of Snow


Ice Hand


Cow Camouflage


Manitoba Cold


Saskatchewan Snow Blower


Government Snow Plow


Snow Shuttle


Olympic Snow Job


Frost Bite


Tree Hugger


You're So Vane!


Cheerful Trees


Flood Games


Winter Doorway


It's So Cold That...


Global Warming Protest


Snow Bowl


Snow 'Art' - Snow Good!


Winter Chair


Halloween Moon


Sun Protection

Car Shower

Newfoundland Icebreaker

Dog Sculpture

Death of a Snowman

Long Winter

Wandering Deer

Snowbound Train

It Should Start

Cypress Mountain

Winter House

Vancouver Snow Plow

Hot Job in the City

Beware of Solar Power

Winterized Motorcycle

Redneck Windshield Defroster

Warm Sweater

Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit

Hurricane Protection

Newfie Parking

Newfie Swimming Pool

Water On Steps

Wet Insect

Circle Of Life

Winter Tires

Ice Boat

Ice Fountain

Winter SOS

Comfortable Guard Dog

Santa's Global Warming

Christmas Ball Tree

Desert Muffins

Proof of Global Warming

Water Hat

Water Music

How Sunset Is Made

Dry Cats

Change Of The Guard - Summer in London

British Holiday

Summer Headstand

Sky Board Easel

Anxious Farmer

Water Taxi

Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

SandCarstle

Sick Of Snow

Work Not

Golden End of the Rainbow

Frozen Stop Sign

All Weather Runner

Lightning or Darkening Rod?

Winter Bike

Son's Sun Protector

Autumn Illusion

Irish Flood

Head Coolant

Redneck Storm Shelter

Cold Canada Winter

Irish Weather Forecasting

Weather Warning

 

'Thinking Outside The Box' Puzzles
Find the hidden phrase or word (click on the image for the answer):

141 Foot Ice Cube - "Fox Icescraper" - Fairbanks Winter Art
45 Party in Fairbanks, Alaska
A Typical Winter Day in Winterpeg  (530k)
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Anxious Farmer
Auntie Gravity Research
Autumn Illusion
Ballet Tree
Barcelona Weather... Make This My Home Town!
Beware of Solar Power
Blonde Drive-In Movie Freezer
Blonde Hail Stones
Blonde Snow Removal Parking
British Holiday
Bush Surveys Damage in New Orleans
Calling in Sick - Snow Job for the Boss
Canada Storms on East & West Coasts
Canadian Car, eh  (4.6M)
Canadian Snowbirds Moving To or From Florida?
Canadian Winter Smile
Car Shower
CBC Special Report  (3.9M)
Change Of The Guard - Summer in London
Cheerful Trees
Christmas Ball Tree
Christmas Weather Forecast - This Food's 4U!
Circle Of Life
Close Call Parking
Cold Canada Winter
Cold Hearted Women @ The Pearly Gates
Cold Outhouse
Coldest Place In The World for 2004
Comfortable Guard Dog
Cow Camouflage
Cypress Mountain
Death of a Snowman
Dent Damage - New "V"8 Design
Desert Flowers
Desert Muffins
Diary of a Snow Shoveler
Dog Days of Summer
Dog Sculpture
Driveway With A View
Driving Rain
Dry Cats
Dubai Ski Hill
Early Christmas School Break
Elephant Sunset
Emergency Response for Hurricane Katrina Survivors
Enough Snow?
Farm Cross-Border Dispute
FishSun - Touching The Sun
Flipper Soccer
Flood Games
Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone
Florida's Retired Bikers
Florida - the Plywood State:     #1  #2
Fly By Night Pilot
Formula For Success - MBA 101
France Weather Forecast for November 2005
Frost Bite
Frozen Door Locks  (1.3M)
Frozen Pipes in the Garage - Priceless Holiday
Frozen Stop Sign
Global Warming for Dubya & Polar Bears  (4.0M & 630k)
Global Warming Protest
Gnu Weather Forecasting
Golden End of the Rainbow
Gone With The Wind
Government Snow Plow
Government Workers - Snow Replacement Experts
Groundhog Crisis - Phoenix Faces 13 More Years of Summer!
Guessing One's Age in Fairbanks, Alaska
Halloween Moon
Happy Hour in Saskatchewan
Head Coolant
Hell Does Freeze Over!
Help Is On Its Way
Hot Dog Cooker
Hot Job in the City
Hot Summer Night Cure
How Cold Is It?
How Hot Is It?
How Sunset Is Made
How To Improve New Orleans
How To Survive a Canadian Winter
How To Tell If The Boss Is At Work
How To Tell If You're From Winnipeg
Hungry Snowman  (250k)
Hurricane Katrina
Hurricane Katrina Relief
Hurricane Protection
Hurricane Update - Ivan's Path
Hurricane Wilma
Hydrant Dog: Rise and Fall of the Snowman
Ice Boat
Ice Bridge @ Top Of The World
Ice Fountain
Ice Hand
Ice Park - Slippery Street du Jour
Indian Weather Forecasting
Ingrown Motorcycle
Irish Flood
Irish Weather Forecasting
Is Your Horse Ready For Hurricane Ivan?
It Should Start
It's So Cold That...
Kangaroo On Ice
Katrina T-Shirts
Last Ice Fishing Trip
Life Observations
Lighthouse Safety
Lightning or Darkening Rod?
Little Johnny's Weather Forecast
Little Known Maritime Facts
Long Winter
Making Hockey More Popular
Manitoba Cold
Manitoba Thunderstorm
Mark Twain Quotes
Mexican Sunscreen
Mexico Earthquake - the World Helps Out
Military Humour
Moojita Scale
Moses Parting the Ice Field
New Orleans Party Barge
New Fishing Technique  (5.0M)
The New Supermarket
Newfie's Favourite Cold-Beer Cooler
Newfie Parking
Newfie Swimming Pool
Newfoundland Icebreaker
Newspaper Bloopers
No Load is Too Big for this Outhouse
Noah's 2005 Ark
Noah's Holey Ark - One Woodpecker Two Many
Olympic Snow Job
Performance Pay - God's Answer  (60k)
The Perks of Being 60
Polar Bear Party
Postal Delivery of Damp Mail
Pot At The End Of Your Rainbow
Prayer To Lesson The Wind
Pre-Dawn Breakfast Patrol
Proof of Global Warming
Rebuilding in New Orleans
Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit
Redneck Ice Fishing
Redneck Outhouse Poetry
Redneck Snowblower:     Regular   Heavy Duty
Redneck Snow Plow
Redneck Storm Shelter
Redneck Street Fishing
Redneck Summer
Redneck Windshield Defroster
Reverse Redneck - Feel The Burn
Run Through The Rain With Me, My Friends!
Russian Tunnel Traffic  (2.1M)
Sand Storm in Al Asad, Iraq
SandCarstle
Santa's Global Warming
Saskatchewan Christmas Entrepreneur
Saskatchewan Snow Blower
Saskatchewan Snowmobile For Sale
Sick Of Snow
Sky Board Easel
Snorkeling in the Canadian Coral Reef
Snow 'Art' - Snow Good!
Snow Bowl
Snow Car Tow  (2.7M)
Snow Drifts Inside Your Car
Snow Parker
Snow Shuttle
Snowball Fight - Horsing Around  (2.5M)
Snowbound Train
Snowman Holdup
Snowmen Protest
Snowstorm
Son's Sun Protector
Southern Blessing
Southern Signs - Are you a Possum or a Moon Pie?
Spooky Barbecue - Snow Art du Jour
Spring Is In The Air
Steinbach Mennonite's Winter Outhouse
Summer Headstand
Sumo Skiing - Newest Olympic Event
Sun Protection
Sunshine State
Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet
Swiss Spaghetti Harvest
Thanksgiving Weather Forecast
Thoughts For The Day
Time To Move
Tornado's Path of Destruction
Towel Dog
Tree Hugger
Two Feet Of Snow
Umbrella Protection & Non-Protection
Until the Snow Flies
Vampire Snowman
Vancouver Snow Plow
Wandering Deer
Warm Sweater
Water Hat
Water Music
Water On Steps
Water Taxi
Weather Forecasting in Utah
Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts
Weather Warning
We're Off to See the Wizard!
Wet Insect
When Your Shirt Is Too Hot For The Ladies
When You're Stupid You Gotta Be Tough
Where There's Ice There's A Bear
Where You Can Put Your Snow!
Why Neanderthals Became Extinct
Winter Bike
Winter Chair
Winter Doorway
Winter Hotrod
Winter House
Winter in Manitoba
Winter on Newfoundland's Trans Canada Highway, eh!  #1   #2
Winter SOS
Winter Sucks
Winter Tires
Winterized Motorcycle
Work Not
You Might Be A Texan If...
You're So Vane!