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Nagivator: Someone who constantly assists with driving directions in an overly critical manner.
There is nothing more miserable than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

Resort: A town where the inhabitants live on your vacation money until the next summer.
Snowbird: A Canadian who gets acquainted with his neighbour by meeting him in Florida.
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
I saw a sign: “Rest Area 25 Miles”. That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.
A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only a page. - St. Augustine
Hide And Sick: A game played on a cruise ship by a large number of passengers.
Guide: A person slightly less lost than you, who is paid to decide what to do next.
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror.
Paris: The place where a man who has money to burn meets his match.
The first elevator that arrives will be headed in the wrong direction.
“Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.” - Maritime Ops Manual
“Let's take a vacation in the south of France,” said Tom nicely.
Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business.
The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
What can travel all over the world, without anyone seeing it?
“Don't let me drown in Egypt!” pleaded Tom, deep in denial.
There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.
Save California. When you leave, take someone with you.
“I guess she fell off the motorcycle,” said Tom ruthlessly.
When the water reaches the upper deck, follow the rats.
“I'm taking this ship back into harbour,” Tom reported.
Social notes: He is visiting our town with his bitter half.
Wanted: Human cannonball - must be able to travel.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
He has a Titanic intellect. It sank the first time out.
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more.
Study Says Snoring Drivers Have More Accidents
If you don't care where you are, you're not lost.
Portend: Left side of something about to hit you
What kind of vehicle does a math teacher drive?
When should you read a travel book backwards?
Axis: Cabs without ires, runks, and ransmissions
What do you do when the road has a headache?
When you need towns they are very far apart.
What does a ship weigh before it leaves port?
What did the Japanese tourist wear in Alaska?
Airline Travel Safer Despite More Accidents.
Suicide at sea is definitely going overboard.
His train of thought derailed at the station.
Who was the first to have a mobile home?
“I want a motorized bicycle,” Tom moped.
Where do travel agents learn their trade?
My drinking team has a sailing problem.
Where do restless travelers like to go?
What vegetables do you find in boats?
What people do the most traveling?
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Travel Folder: A trip teaser.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What is a ship for good writers?
How does Luke Skywalker travel?

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Two Track Train


Gold Ferrari


CarGo Loads


Bicycle RV


Highwire Shark


Pole Safety


Redneck Cadillac


Bucket Seat


Redneck Submarine


Camel Bungee Jumping


Tired Tires


Hay For Sale


Driver's License Please


Mountain Flock


Police Car Of The Year


Road Down Under


Driving Rain


Abby's Wild Eyes


Portable Shower


Fish Burn


Katoomba Railway


Fire Truck


Ritz Nursing Home


Sunshine State


Long-Legged Bike Owner


Chair Man Mao


Strong Man


CA NA DUH


Enough Snow?


Redneck Headlights


Government Snow Plow


Snow Shuttle


Olympic Snow Job


Waves of Hawaii


Roll Me Over


Bike Seat Selection


Road Hugging Tire


New Airport Check-in Attire


Sans Seatbelt


Trail Closed


One Beer A Day


Plane Limo


Redneck Santa Float


Santa Stop Lights


Grey Cup Fever


Somalia Cruise


River Crossing


DentAid


Blind CarGo


Cruising Advice


Shimmy Car-nage


Never Run a Red Light!


Pour Picture


Mary Potter


Creative Vandalism


Harley Load


Biking in Florida


Border Agent Alert


Spotted Spotters


Take Away Van


Wedding Cake for Men


Cheap Jeep


Not You!


Vacation At Last


Weight Watchers Bus


Newfoundland Icebreaker


Strong Straws


Recession Cutbacks


Redneck Boat Ramp


Camel Bike


Charlottetown Fire Truck


Lobster Suppers


Watch For Moose On Road


Halifax Pirate


Stoolbus


Cloth Road


Dead End Road


Vantastic


Amish Prom Limo


Subway Swing


Gator Baiter


Bus Wait Weight


Redneck Spare Tire


Redneck Swimming Pools


Cautious Australia


Somalia Pirate Souvenir


Cheap Mobile


Panama Canal Locks


Highway Slide


Men At Work


See Through Van


Redneck Mobile Homes


Redneck Campers


Hudson Class


Snowbound Train


It Should Start


Redneck Bumper


Fare Dodger


Vancouver Snow Plow


Moose Loader


Original SUV


Tailgate Coyote


Keep The Change


No Drip


His & Her Pumps


Safe Seat Belt


Redneck Bull-Only Carrier


How To Speak Kiwi


Hot Job in the City


Santas' Delivery


Crossing Santas


For Sale, Due To Market Changes


But Why, Officer?


Dutch Cowboy


Snail Trail


Redneck Dent Repair


Stair Warning


Shrunk Jeep


White House Visit


Best Bike Lock


Wizard of Oz - 2008


Animal Taxi


Bike Vaulting


Bike Loads


Tourist Route


Redneck Deer Stand


Stereo Bike


Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit


Redneck Tractor


Redneck Garage


Family Car


Redneck Holiday


Olympic Bicycle


Power-Full Logging Truck


Tired Truck


Lean Two Transportation


Hanging Load


Key-o-Saurus


Portable Balance Beam


Dog Marathon


Shopping Bike


Up-Set & Hungry Trucks


Dryland Fishing


Sushi To Go


Redneck Moving Company


Revolutionary Cooking


India School Bus


Tank Top Security


Redneck Honeymoon Suite


Country Cookin'


Wheelchair Priorities


Rubber-Burning Backseat Driver


Redneck Sauna


Ventilated Bridge


Redneck Bass Boat


Titanic's Non-Romantic Scene


Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices


Texas Speed Camera


Amplified Truck


Redneck Truck Jack


Redneck Trophy Fish


Redneck Car Carrier


Fire Engine Bikes


The Devil's Swimming Pool


Portable GPS


Gas Prices Around The World


Goat Power


Newfie Parking


Texas Easter Bunny


Scottish Canal Engineering


Freight Train Graffiti


New Speed Trap


Teahouse of the August Moon


Benefits of High Gas Prices


Submarine Racing


Sunbathing on a Korean Beach


Truck Stuck


Convertible Bus


Winter Tires


Road To Nowhere


Portuguese Airport Runway


Ice Boat


Floating Gazebo


Political Road Sign


Texas Hunting Vehicle


Yolkswagon


Dyslexic Camper


Bridge Weight Limits


Pickup Dropoff


Santa's Global Warming


'Beer On Tap' Bike


VW SideCar


Redneck Fifth Wheel


Stern Warning - a Not Yacht!


Expired Parking


Truck Art


www: Wagtail Windscreen Wiper


A-track-tive Bike


Volvo Bike


Surf Lessons


Gateway To Obesity


On Holidays


Redneck Baby Stroller


Power Line Road


Ultimate Navigation


Stretch Limo


Electricity Storage


African Ambulance


Urban Camper


Subway Dinner


Redneck Air Conditioner


Venice on a Shoestring Budget


Bike Fence


Racewagon


Out Of Gas


Change Of The Guard - Summer in London


Out On A Bender


Car Moochanic


British Holiday


Segway Stroller


Lane Closure


Camel Herders of the 21st Century


Mobile Home


Land Yacht


Gas Financing


How To Conserve Gas


Barbecue Pickup


Soccer Overpass


Grand Prix Roller Blades


When Gas Costs Too Much


Google Marathon Maps


Tightrope Bike


Rich Man's Hobby


Skylines of the World


World's 1st All-Glass Undersea Restaurant


Redneck Anti-Theft Truck


Water Taxi


Lawn Chair Pilot


Mexican School Bus


Camouflage Beer Bus


Giant Slingshot


Boy Scout Scooter


Search & Rescue - Dry Run


Don't Be A Stick In The Mud


Elk Lane


Happy Hour Bike Club


Train Boat


The Honey Truck


Crunch Zone


Redneck Waterbike


Frozen Stop Sign


When Bicycle Helmets Make No Sense


No Go Intersection


Military Cutbacks


Full Speed Damage


Wong Motor Home


Winter Bike


Christmas Abroad


Reindeer Strike


Too Late Sign


Political Promise Transporter


Ukrainian Model T


SUV Highrise


Grass Walker


Family Bike


Fitness On The Bus


Driving in Bolivia


Biggest Fan On The Block


Computer Travelers


Really?


Mountain Road


Redneck Wedding Limo


Meals On Wheels


Where's Castro?


Auto Warranty: New Extend-ed Coverage


Future Truck


Balanced Food Delivery


Economy Flight Plan


Abandon Ship - Japanese Style


New Oil Company Sign


'Turn Me Over' 'Pickup'


Your First Motorcycle


Tank Bike


Florida's Retired Bikers


Hawg Limo - Hawg'n The Road


John Deere Lawnmover


It's Safe To Come Out Now, Honey