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During naptime, why did the teacher call the police to take Little Johnny to the police station?

Rely: What you do when your teacher doesn't believe that the dog ate your homework.
His teacher told him to make a family tree so he went outside and got some leaves.
When I went to school I was so smart that my teacher was in my class for 5 years.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Why did Little Johnny get sent from his music class to the principal's office?
What do you call someone who keeps on talking when no one is listening?
Class Reunion: Where everyone gets together to see who is falling apart.
What do you get when you cross an English teacher with a track team?
The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Why did Little Johnny make a paper boat out of his report card?
Miniscule: A very small place used for educational purposes.
What do you call a teacher who makes numbers disappear?
What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.
Where do elementary school teachers like to go sailing?
Why were the music students allowed to roam the hall?
'Obvious' is the most dangerous word in mathematics.
Which kind of books do racecar drivers read in school?
Five out of four people have a problem with fractions.
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
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Word play is an art form. A pun is its own reword!
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Why was the opera singer kicked out of class?
Why did the track star go to the school nurse?
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Educate: To render harmless by cultivation.
What gets smaller when you turn it around?
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Why did the clock get kicked out of school?
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School Bans All Kinds Of Nuts On Campus
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What did one fraction say to the other?
How is a judge like an English teacher?
What grade did God give the Pharaoh?
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If you can read this, thank a teacher.
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Without geometry, life is pointless.
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Who was the first man to do math?
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