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What do you call a caretaker of chickens?
 
When is the best time to buy a boat?
 
How do fish maintain their weight?
 
How much does a hipster weigh?
 
What happened when two artists got into a competition?
 
What rises when rain falls?
 
What do you call a fish with two knees?
 
The more holes this thing has, the less it weighs. What is it?
 
Why do cows have hooves instead of regular feet?
 
Why are mountains so popular?
 
What is the only table you can consume?
 
What do you call a Communist sniper?
 
What was a mouth but never speaks; a bed but never rests; and can only run and never walks or jogs?
 
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?
 
I hear everything but I never speak. Who am I?
 
What is a comedian's favourite breakfast cereal?
 
What kind of fear goes around the world?
 
What is a sleeping bull?
 
How can you help a starving cannibal?
 
Why is getting up at five in the morning like a pig's tail?
 
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
 
What's the best thing to drink during a marathon?
 
How did the man take the road less traveled?
 
What does a library book wear whenever it leaves the building?
 
If carpenters measure with yardsticks, what do sailors measure with?
 
What do you call a worried turnip?
 
I have a ring but am not married. What am I?
 
Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?
 
My answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me. What is it?
 
How do you turn a beagle into a bird?
 
What kind of nuts have no shells?
 
What overworked firemen become...
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Which fish doesn't like to be alone?
 
When will water stop flowing downhill?
 
I show a different face to everyone, but I have no face of my own. Who am I?
 
What do you get from a pampered cow?
 
No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
 
When the dish ran away with the spoon, where did they go?
 
What kind of food is sick all the time?
 
If you put an income tax on income, and a property tax on
property, what kind of tax do you put on chairs?
 
I am larger than you can imagine, possibly without bounds. My last five letters name something found in poetry. What am I?
 
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
 
What can pass before the sun without making a shadow?
 
If the Pilgrims got to America on the Mayflower, how do foreign students get here?
 
What do you find on very small beaches?
 
It's Stan's thirteenth birthday. This year, his family gave him a puzzle book. If every year before were the same, how many does he have?
 
Where should you take a damaged car?
 
What game is played by musicians?
 
What falls but never breaks, and breaks but never falls?
 
What time is it when five tigers are chasing after you?
 
Take one out and scratch my head. I am now black but once was red. What am I?
 
Why is moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
 
What is the greatest operation on record?
 
What do you call a person who serves you meals in the water?
 
When does a black bird seek psychiatric help?
 
What's a cardiologist's diet?
 
How do you throw the best bash in the universe?
 
It's the season to which you add two letters to get this last name of Cincinnati's mayor in 1977.
 
What's a sheep's motto?
 
What kind of shoes do gas station attendants wear with dresses?
 
What flowers grow right under your nose?
 
What did the inventor of the first elastic girdle say when asked if it worked?
 
When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
 
What is the least heavy place to live?
 
What's at the end of the world?
 
How many civil servants does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
What do you call a girl who lives in a pond?
 
What did Little Johnny answer to the teacher's question: "If can't is short for cannot, what is don't short for?"
 
What's big, green and can't fly?
 
What goes all over the country but never moves?
 
What can you keep and give away at the same time?
 
What do you call a lion with no eyes?
 
(Do this in your head) Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. And another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
 
What did the vegetarian tiger eat?
 
What do the winners of a race lose?
 
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
 
How can you get a bargain on a boat?
 
What do planets use to download music?
 
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
 
What do secret agents do for fun?
 
What is the smallest bridge in the world?
 
What do you keep even after giving it to somebody else?
 
Why are surf boarders great gamblers?
 
What kind of books do mountain climbers like to read?
 
What is a grumpy salad made with?
 
What did one flag say to the other flag?
 
Where does a clerk put vile letters?
 
When do you go at red and stop at green?
 
What travels around the earth without using a single drop of fuel?
 
What's a sculptor's motto?
 
When is a Chinese restaurant successful?
 
What would you call it if the sun never set from January to December?
 
What's the quickest way to make anti-freeze?
 
Did you hear about the patient who swallowed a spoon?
 
Where did James Bond live after he retired?
 
What says, 'Quick! Quick! Quick!'?
 
What gets wet while drying?
 
What do you call a woman who works for a lawyer?
 
Why shouldn't you insult a cat lover?
 
What bird is the biggest coward?
 
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16-Jul-2018

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