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What do you call a guy who smells like fish?
 
How is a burning candle like thirst?
 
What do you call a werewolf professor?
 
What fish is a bargain?
 
What do people do in a clock factory?
 
What's the difference between an umbrella and a person who never stops talking?
 
How did knights make chain mail?
 
How long will you live if you smoke cigarettes?
 
What do you call a ship full of rabbits?
 
Why don't matches play baseball?
 
Why are Tooth Fairies so smart?
 
How do pigs communicate their dreams?
 
Why did the belt get arrested?
 
What is your father if you take his favourite chair?
 
What is the coldest colour of all?
 
What did the Doctor say to the patient when asked if his measles would be better the next week?
 
What do you call a rotten essay?
 
What is a vamire's favorite fruit?
 
How do you make a witch itch?
 
Why do people get so upset when a vampire bites them?
 
Where did Cinderella Spaghetti dream she was going?
 
Where does a cowboy borrow money?
 
What are the sneakiest plants?
 
What do you call a young coal digger?
 
How does an astronaut read in bed?
 
Why didn't the crooked tailor go to jail?
 
What do you call a giant fish that climbs the Empire State Building?
 
What do you get if you cross a gopher with a porcupine?
 
What does Mr. Spock perform at parties?
 
What soda do frogs like best?
 
Why do dragons make bad bosses?
 
Why was the insect kicked out of the national park?
 
Why don't ducks enjoy the desert?
 
If you're facing east, what would be on your right hand?
 
What do boxers like to drink?
 
What counterfeiters were active during the American Revolution?
 
What did the car say to the bridge?
 
What do you get when you cross an owl and a goat?
 
What do cows put on their hot dogs?
 
What would you get if you crossed a midget and a computer?
 
How can you tell if a hotel is very exclusive?
 
What do you call a prisoner's pet budgie?
 
What do you get when you cross an ATM with a dairy farm?
 
What happened to the retired bartender?
 
Why don't koalas wear shoes?
 
Where did the hand like to eat?
 
What do you get when you cross a supersonic jet with a hamburger?
 
What do you call cleaning your room?
 
Which part of your eye goes to school?
 
Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
 
What does a Doctor do with a sick zeppelin?
 
Where do polar bears vote?
 
What is a golfer's favourite drink?
 
How did the Doctor finally cure Little Johnny of seeing spots?
 
Why did the pony think it could fly?
 
If King Kong were attacked by an army, how would he fight back?
 
What's a choir leader's favourite lunch?
 
Why did Bubba & his girlfriend want to get married in the bathtub?
 
What do sunbathers eat for breakfast?
 
Where did the camera take his date?
 
What paper is most like a sneeze?
 
What kind of music is painful?
 
Why did Little Johnny put ice cubes in his Dad's tub?
 
How does a flea make a cake?
 
What do you call a sea lion when it claps its flippers?
 
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a small person from Middle earth?
 
How do you make a strawberry shake?
 
What person delivers mail for cats?
 
What does a policeman like on his toast?
 
Why did Little Johnny drink a gallon water before every meal?
 
What do you call it when many apes get together?
 
What's a nerd's favourite game?
 
Why did the racecar driver jump into the pool?
 
What happens to cats when they get out of prison?
 
How do you spell "blind pig" with two letters?
 
How do chickens start a race?
 
How do cattle stay in shape?
 
What do you call stupid flowers that grow in a pond?
 
What did the tree deposit in the bank?
 
A butcher is 6 feet tall. What does he weigh?
 
How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
 
What do you get when you cross a math teacher with a tennis player?
 
What's a lion's favourite US state?
 
How can you stop fish going bad on Monday?
 
Why was the tuna sad when he lost his wife?
 
What is the noisiest US state?
 
What do you get when you saw a comedian in two?
 
Which nasty bug is a famous pirate?
 
How does a guinea pig get up to the second floor?
 
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
 
What tree can't you climb?
 
How do you know that you're at the top of your class?
 
What did the scientist say when he found a 300-year-old sausage?
 
What happened when Peter Rabbit was chased out of Mr. McGregor's garden?
 
What hero delivers meals to your house?
 
How do you buy a chessboard in Australia?
 
Where did Noah keep his pinball machine?
 
What did King Tut get for his birthday?
 
Why can't an eel ever win an argument?
 
Why did the hockey player bring rope to the hockey game?
 
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21-Sep-2017

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