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What do bees chew?
Why did the birthday girl bring toilet paper to her party?
Which letter of the alphabet is also a vegetable?
Why did the biscuit hurry to school?
What's the catchiest thing in baseball?
What kind of monkey flies?
Where do chickens live when they're in the Arctic?
Why did the woman cross a hyena with a parrot?
What do you call a nervous insect?
What happened when the magician did a scary trick?
What's a boring lizard called?
What is a walkway on an island?
What do you call a sleeping bag?
What has four wheels and flies?
How do you grow a werewolf?
Why do bananas use suntan oil?
How does a carpenter eat?
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
What do you say to a Medieval man when he goes to bed?
Why did the teacher put rubber bands on her students' heads?
What do you get if you put ham in your omelet?
Why are alien gardeners so good?
What did the science teacher get when she cloned a piece of coal?
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Where do belly dancers get their education?
Where do politicians learn to be candidates?
Why did the art student study math?
Why did the diaper quit the wrestling team?
Why did the lion feel sick after every meal?
What garden insect prays and preys on its own mate?
How do vegetables win a race?
What kind of bows are in an orchestra?
What did the hat say to the scarf?
What did one lightbulb say to the other?
What do you get if two or more geese collide?
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Abel had 3 children.
Cain had no children.
Do you know why?
What is a bathtub's favourite dessert?
Which President had a hard shell?
What did the circle say to the square?
Why didn't the hen-pecked husband speak to his wife for a month?
How did they know the swimming team was inexperienced?
How did the wrestler pin down the answers to the test?
How does the ocean pay its water bill?
Did you hear about the second-string football player who flooded the stadium with water?
What bird never goes to a barber?
Did you hear about the outlaws who went skydiving?
What do you call a nap on a ship?
Name a hopping creature that breaks into houses.
What sickness can you catch from your bed mattress?
What do you call 2 spiders who get married?
What happened to the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
What do you get when you cross a scary fish with an anteater?
What do you call an artificial stone?
What kind of phone does a turtle use?
What do you have if you cross a memory expert and a conductor?
What kind of car do hound dogs drive?
What kind of tea is best to avoid?
How do you avoid illnesses caused by biting insects?
What did the judge give the thief who stole a calendar?
What did the seven dwarfs bake?
What do slugs put on their toes?
Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?
When do Siamese twins go to a baseball game?
What's the biggest plant in the world?
What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?
How do hikers cross a patch of poison ivy?
Where do birds invest their money?
What snacks should you serve robots at parties?
What kind of monster keeps getting lost?
What was the greatest bet ever made?
What did the riverbed say to the ocean?
Who are the slowest creatures on Mars?
What do you call an Oreo that has computer chips in it?
What people are like the end of a book?
What kind of fish performs operations?
What do baby architects play with?
Why didn't the computer answer the question?
What's round and bad-tempered?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do spider brides wear?
What do you call a single piece of firewood?
If your Dad told dubm joe-ks, what would you call him?
Why did the toilet go to the Doctor?
Why wasn't the girl afraid of the shark?
What fruit studies for exams in a hurry?
What kind of lions are the best swimmers?
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
What do you get when you cross a lizard and a baby?
Why would you iron a four-leaf clover?
How does a crow talk to a canary?
Which mouse was a Roman emperor?
What would happen if you threw a white rock into the Red Sea?
Why did the boa constrictors date?
What do you get if you cross a goat with a baby cow?
What tastes sweet and has big sharp teeth?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the snake become a priest?
Why do toolmakers always escape from fires?
What kind of movies do frogs like?
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