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What did the frog say to the toad?
What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the cantaloupe jump in the ocean?
What do you get if you cross a fish and a Yamaha?
What daytime dramas do dummies watch?
When is an absent-minded circus owner like a nervous actor?
What happens when you fall in love with a pastry cook?
What do you get when you cross a mink with an octopus?
Why did the baseball rookie have coal on his face?
What time to chickens wake up in the morning?
On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
What do scorpions put on their hot dogs?
What do angry quilters make?
What is a ghoul's favourite food?
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Why can't you take a turkey to Church?
What game do elephants play with mice?
What type of team are dentists on?
How did Moses part the Red Sea?
Why is a flower dangerous?
What do you call a mountain that boxes?
If the stork brings human babies, who brings the giant babies?
Why is 3 + 3 = 7 like your left foot?
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Why are goalkeepers always at the bank?
What do you get if you cross an eel and a sponge?
What disease do art teachers get?
What time of day was Adam born?
What did the horses do on Election Day?
What do architects' kids play with?
What do butchers' kids play with?
What do construction workers' kids play with?
What do psychiatrists' kids play with?
Why did the girl sit on her watch?
Where do tough chickens come from?
What do mice do in the daytime?
Why did the mosquito get braces?
What country mourns?
How did the leper get into a car accident?
What kind of people go on diets?
How do you stop a sleepwalker?
When is an operation funny?
Where do the smartest parrots live??
What did the cat call the mouse?
Why should you listen to your father when he tells you not to pick your nose?
What people like the end of a book?
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
When do eggs become runny?
What do you get if you cross a chicken with test papers?
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Did you hear about the duck who is a plastic surgeon?
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
What do you call it when a teacher promotes a male deer?
Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming on Thursday?
How does fast light travel?
Which NFL team would you not entrust with your valuables?
Where would you find a prehistoric cow?
How do you hire a horse?
What do you call a leper who has good luck?
Why do dogs like trees so much?
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
What flies, has stripes and is very clumsy?
How do fish go into business?
Why did the girl tear the calendar?
Why did the throat Doctor decide to quit her job?
When is a veterinarian busiest?
What do you call someone who won't spend money on a Jeep?
What type of automobile would an elephant drive?
What kind of scientist invented soda pop?
Why doesn't Swede export cattle?
How do you know a sick frog when you see one?
What's it called when two fish are sweet on each other?
Why did the school cook shout at the troll?
What kind of school do carpenters attend?
When was medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a laughing hyena?
Why is a book like a king?
What did the actor say when the trapdoor opened?
Where did King Midas live after he retired?
What do novelist's kids play with?
Why did the chef put exactly 239 beans in his pot of chili?
Which city eats the most cherries?
Why do bees have sticky hair?
What do you call a mouse that's the size of an elephant?
What do boxers wear to tell time?
Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
Why did the millionaire never shower?
What type of fruit has a built-in bed?
What do you call an instruction manual for ventriloquists?
When do cows use doorbells?
What do moose read in the morning?
Did you hear about the constipated musician?
If a truck horn goes 'toot-toot', what goes 'toot suite'?
Why are bunnies so good at math?
How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?
What do you call a horse behind bars?
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