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What fruit will never run away and get married?
 
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What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
 
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What happened when the dog went to school?
 
What school event do labour leaders like?
 
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Where do math teachers go to eat?
 
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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a shirt?
 
Why did the man mail his friend a clock?
 
Where do otters come from?
 
What do you call 2 boys hanging from the ceiling?
 
What do dogs put on their pizza?
 
What kind of haircut does a bee get?
 
What's the first thing you need to split an atom?
 
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
 
What are the small rivers that run into the Nile?
 
How do you clear ice off the windows of tall buildings?
 
What did the tennis team write for the school paper?
 
What club do fish like to join?
 
Why do women live longer than men?
 
Where does a pig leave its car when it takes the train?
 
What's the best way to make sure you always remember your wife's birthday?
 
Did you hear about the absent-minded Siamese twins?
 
In what school do you have to drop out before you graduate?
 
What did the lobster major in at the police academy?
 
What goes "ring, ring" every morning at the wrong time?
 
What did the leopard say to his friends in the school cafeteria?
 
Why did the captain go to college?
 
Where do furniture polishers get their education?
 
Where do sleepy students carry their books?
 
Why did everyone think the English teacher was very old?
 
Why did the mailman take the alphabet?
 
What is the favourite sermon of the painter-turned-pastor?
 
What did the fish do in music class?
 
What did the ruler say to the pencil?
 
What do you get when you cross the English department with the school cafeteria?
 
What do porcupines write their reports with?
 
What do you get when you cross a class clown with Mr. Spock?
 
What do pigs do after school?
 
What kind of joe-ks did Einstein like?
 
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What team cries when it loses?
 
What snack did the computer laptop have?
 
What type of math do pilots study?
 
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Why did the farmer go to school?
 
Why did the pool player ruin the school play?
 
Why did the locomotive go to the gym?
 
Why did the student glue himself to his report?
 
What college courses do veterinarians take?
 
How was the driving teacher's parking?
 
How did the science teacher quiz her students?
 
How far can you go in astronomy?
 
How many policemen does it take to change a light bulb?
 
What happened to the student who swallowed a dictionary?
 
What's the most important thing about 18th Century scientists?
 
When gym teachers take planes, what class do they travel in?
 
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
 
What are Arctic cows called?
 
What do slugs pack when they go on a trip?
 
Which squid is the friendliest?
 
What is the hardest thing about learning to skate?
 
What do you call a cow that can't give milk?
 
Why do dogs run in circles?
 
What do you call a baby turkey?
 
What do vampires eat at parties?
 
What does a button do?
 
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
 
What insect plays music?
 
Why can't you tell pigs your secrets?
 
What kind of food does a racehorse eat?
 
How do skunks know when to release their terrible smell?
 
Why does an elephant never forget?
 
How do you make a hot dog stand?
 
A class has a top and a bottom. What is in the middle?
 
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