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Why did the fish miss the English class?
 
Why did the football player carry a spare pencil?
 
Why did the fly head for the alarm clock?
 
Why did the policeman study the alphabet?
 
Why did the soloist turn her back on the school band?
 
Why did the witch go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the string go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the shy rock go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the shampoo go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the roofer go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the pony go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the joke go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the frog go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the brain go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the apartment go to the Doctor?
 
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
 
What does a mouse look like after taking a bath?
 
What great pig spouted philosophy?
 
Why do skeletons drink milk?
 
How do Iranians speak on the phone?
 
How do you make a cream puff?
 
How do you know there's an elephant in the refrigerator?
 
What instrument would a fish play in a marching band?
 
Why was the slime monster so proud of himself?
 
Which piece of furniture pouts a lot?
 
What happens when a boy tire meets a girl tire?
 
What does the littlest duck in the family wear?
 
Which side of the bed should you sleep on?
 
Why couldn't the elephant join the swimming team?
 
Where do children in Finland study?
 
Where is the ocean the deepest?
 
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
 
What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry apes?
 
Where do cats like to go on vacation?
 
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
 
What do you get when you cross a karate instructor with a wheelbarrow?
 
Where does a dwarf go to school?
 
What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
 
Where did the door get its education?
 
When does a track star put a faucet on his leg?
 
What's worse than looking into the eye of a great white shark?
 
Why are pilots bad at basketball?
 
What happens when a lion goes to school?
 
What kind of school book does a tree have?
 
What is raised in Brazil during the rainy season?
 
What is the longest day in the Bible?
 
What do you get if you cross a pecan and a lobster?
 
Who was the first couple to study science?
 
Who teaches goats at home?
 
Why did the millionaire give the music school a new piano?
 
Why do men prefer electric lawn mowers?
 
What is a panda bear's favourite breakfast?
 
What type of vehicle is useful for people with tired feet?
 
What's a frankfurter's favourite car?
 
When is it correct to say, "I is"?
 
Who was the biggest thief in history?
 
What fish is used by a fencer?
 
Why did the plywood join the debating team?
 
Why did the tree pick up a book?
 
Why did the piano teacher chase the elephant with a feather?
 
Why did the optometrist go to school?
 
Where is the best place to find books about trees?
 
How does a Dentist fix a dragon's teeth?
 
How did the bumble bee get to school?
 
What did mama tomato say to baby tomato when they were crossing the street?
 
What happened to the 2 peanuts that crossed the road?
 
A unicorn has one horn and a bull has two. Does anything have more?
 
Did you hear about the baseball player who went to Church twice a day?
 
How do you grade libraries?
 
Why did the Cyclops give up teaching?
 
Why did the baker go to math class?
 
Where did the gangplank get it's education?
 
When were the Dark Ages?
 
What's the best way to pass a geometry test?
 
Why is Noah called the father of the circle?
 
What side of a killer shark should you stay away from?
 
Where do you learn proper English?
 
Why do cafeteria workers wear roller blades?
 
What colour is the wind?
 
Why did the boy deer propose to the rich female deer?
 
What did the suit of armor in the museum miss most?
 
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
 
What do you call cattle with a sense of humour?
 
How do you stop an elephant from slipping through the eye of a needle?
 
Do old school teachers ever marry?
 
How much fun can you have doing arithmetic?
 
Did you hear about the trombone player who got kicked out of the school band?
 
How did the student do in fractions?
 
How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?
 
What do you get when you cross a swimming pool with a movie house?
 
What course do yodelers take?
 
What day do fish hate?
 
What do fashionable biology students wear?
 
What's the difference between a failing math student and a rabbit?
 
What is the Joe-kster's pen name?
 
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
 
Where's the fencing coach?
 
Why couldn't the music teacher get into the classroom?
 
Why did the football coach send in the second string?
 
Who was the most feared student in the Old West?
 
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