joe-ks.com
 
Kids Rids
You're Kid'n me, right?


 
 
What sits on the bottom of the sea and shakes?
 
Why did the blueberry need a lawyer?
 
Where do spies do their shopping?
 
Where does imitation leather come from?
 
Did you hear back from the man who just sold you the Nile River?
 
What's purple and surrounded by water?
 
What vegetable keeps the best musical rhythm?
 
Who was the first couple to study science?
 
What did the audience do when the comedian bent over too far?
 
Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?
 
Where do cows go on vacation?
 
What kind of skates wear out quickly?
 
What do you call a worker called Richard with a road roller on his head?
 
What do you call a woman who has one leg shorter than the other?
 
What do you call a mechanic with a car on his head?
 
What do you call a worker without a shovel on his head?
 
What do cobras like best about going to the movies?
 
What did the bankrupt skunk say?
 
What do Indians use to catch frogs?
 
What does a magician say when he takes a picture?
 
How did the scientist invent bug spray?
 
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?
 
What did one arithmetic book say to another?
 
How did the bird with a broken wing land safely?
 
What always gets wet while it's drying?
 
Why is gossip like a kiss?
 
Why was the giraffe slow to apologize?
 
Where do Martians leave their spaceships?
 
Why was the crab arrested?
 
What is a myth?
 
If cows get milked, what do goats get?
 
What's full of holes but can hold water?
 
What cake wanted to rule the world?
 
What do you call a clock in space?
 
What do you call a zebra with no stripes?
 
How do you get milk from a cat?
 
What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
 
What fish tastes best with ice cream?
 
Where do you take an injured bee?
 
How does Jack Frost get to work?
 
What do bees chew?
 
Who was the first underwater spy?
 
What type of jewelry do female vampires like?
 
What sort of candy can't you trust?
 
Why do people hate answering machines?
 
What two letters are bad for your teeth?
 
When is fog like food?
 
Why was the squirrel hitting everybody over the head?
 
What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
 
What does a headless horse ride?
 
What happened when the cat swallowed a penny?
 
Why is it hard for leopards to hide?
 
What do geese eat?
 
Why did the policeman work up a tree?
 
What do you call an Arabian ruler with lots of cows?
 
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
 
What did the jack say to the car?
 
When is a boat like a heap of snow?
 
Why did the ant elope?
 
What bird is mechanical?
 
What is an archaeologist?
 
Why did the policeman move the pig off the road?
 
Where do wasps buy their takeouts?
 
What do you get if you cross a vegetable with a doll?
 
What did the pig put in the school computer?
 
Why does a dog drink out of a bowl?
 
What did the iron say to the shirt?
 
Which Indian was in charge of facial tissues?
 
How do baby fireflies learn math?
 
What do chickens do on holidays?
 
Why did the invisible man go crazy?
 
What do you call a bug that arrests other bugs?
 
Where are crying children put?
 
How do you describe an exhausted kangaroo?
 
What kind of ribbon do politicians use?
 
What do you call a ladder's kid?
 
What is the sharpest tool mentioned in the Bible?
 
If five dogs are chasing a cat down a street, what time is it?
 
How did the garbage man break up with his girlfriend?
 
How can you stop a dog from barking in the backyard?
 
Why was Cinderella such a poor runner?
 
What's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?
 
What do you call a cheerful frog?
 
What vegetable do insects like?
 
Why was the bat happy on a freezing cold day?
 
What is a kangaroo's favourite time of year?
 
What kind of horse doesn't use four legs?
 
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
 
What language do twins speak in Holland?
 
Why was the ring in the box?
 
What fish can sing?
 
Why did the cat eat the dough?
 
How do you spot a werewolf howling in the back of your car at night?
 
Why are werewolves good at fortune telling?
 
Why did the bees renew their employment agreement?
 
Action Man drove his sports car off a bridge. Was he hurt?
 
Why did the teacher put on her sunglasses?
 
Why did the tortoise cross the road?
 
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?
 
Did you hear about the woman who washed her front doorstep?
 
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

23-May-2016

Copyright © 2016 joe-ks.com