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Where do birds invest their money?
What snacks should you serve robots at parties?
What kind of monster keeps getting lost?
What was the greatest bet ever made?
What did the riverbed say to the ocean?
Who are the slowest creatures on Mars?
What do you call an Oreo that has computer chips in it?
What people are like the end of a book?
What kind of fish performs operations?
What do baby architects play with?
Why didn't the computer answer the question?
What's round and bad-tempered?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do spider brides wear?
What do you call a single piece of firewood?
If your Dad told dubm joe-ks, what would you call him?
Why did the toilet go to the Doctor?
Why wasn't the girl afraid of the shark?
What fruit studies for exams in a hurry?
What kind of lions are the best swimmers?
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
What do you get when you cross a lizard and a baby?
Why would you iron a four-leaf clover?
How does a crow talk to a canary?
Which mouse was a Roman emperor?
What would happen if you threw a white rock into the Red Sea?
Why did the boa constrictors date?
What do you get if you cross a goat with a baby cow?
What tastes sweet and has big sharp teeth?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the snake become a priest?
Why do toolmakers always escape from fires?
What kind of movies do frogs like?
How does a skunk defend itself?
How did the farmer get the seeds to stay in the ground?
How do you get an astronaut's baby to fall asleep?
What do you do with crude oil?
What month is good for toast?
What do amphibians play late at night?
What do you get if you cross a Shakespeare play and 3 eggs?
How do you clean the ice off tall buildings?
How do fleas travel?
What did the tailor take for his sore throat?
Which Great Lake thinks it's better than all the others?
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
What should you wear when you go to the beach with a monster?
Where did the computer stay when he joined the army?
What is the first thing an elephant does at the airport?
What do you call someone who keeps on talking when no one is listening?
Why did the fireplace call the Doctor?
Do cows give milk?
How did the vampire student start a fire while studying?
When does a woman care deeply for her husband's company?
Did you hear about the moth that flew into the two-year-old's birthday party?
Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine>
What happens when frogs park illegally?
What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
What do ants put on their pizza?
Why was the nanny goat so upset?
How did the corn do in the band?
What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
Why do monks always wear brown?
Do fish perspire?
Which fish finds the best bargains?
How do you close an envelope underwater?
What part of your body has the most rhythm?
What is a caveman's favourite lunch?
What does Porky do to keep himself busy?
What is the vampire's least favourite food?
What is the best way to talk to a hot dog?
What fruit will never run away and get married?
What is the most squeamish animal?
Who was the most brilliant pig in the world?
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
Why did the lazy boy hate spaghetti, lasagna and fettuccine?
Why do cows wear bells?
How did the duck do on its report card?
What assignment do Alaskans bring back from school?
What do gangsters put on the front of their cars?
What do you get when you cross a clock with a cigarette?
What happened when the dog went to school?
What school event do labour leaders like?
What do you call a red-headed lady on a blue and white plane travelling from New York to Los Angeles?
What does a banana need to become President?
What's a magician's favourite subject?
Where do math teachers go to eat?
Why did the janitor quit his job?
Why did the school orchestra terminate?
Why was the swimming coach fired?
Why didn't the girls' softball team wear stockings?
Why did the teacher bring honey to school?
Why was the voice teacher so good at baseball?
Why were all the computer users standing in a row?
Why did the supermodel get an "A" in math?
Why do electric eels go to college?
What is an atomic scientist's favourite snack?
What do termites eat for breakfast?
What player on a baseball team pours lemonade?
What clothing does a house wear?
What's a grasshopper's favourite game?
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