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How did Darth Vader's parents get him to study?
 
What do mountain climbers' kids like to play?
 
What did the tie say to the hat?
 
What's the healthiest insect?
 
What kind of math do trees learn?
 
What does a matador write with?
 
What do you call a super pig who can climb up the sides of buildings?
 
What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
 
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
 
What stories are told about basketball players?
 
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
 
How should you dress on a cold day?
 
What was everybody's favourite game at the leper colony?
 
Why did the Berlin Wall fall?
 
How did the golfer get his clothes pressed?
 
Why don't cannibals ever oversleep?
 
Why aren't dogs good dancers?
 
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is in the pool?
 
Is it hard to spot a leopard?
 
How are dogcatchers paid?
 
What do you call the person who mows the grass of a baseball field?
 
Why did the pie crust go to the dentist?
 
What's the fastest hose around?
 
How do Doctors prescribe sleeping pills?
 
What do you give a mare who's about to get married?
 
What geometric figure do sailors fear?
 
How do baby fish know how to swim?
 
How do you say goodbye to a palm tree?
 
What did the necktie say to the hat?
 
Where does a snail like to eat lunch?
 
Why do carpenters and plumbers write on sandpaper?
 
How do you close an envelope underwater?
 
Why do monks always wear brown?
 
How do babies cheat in nursery school?
 
How do you start a flea race?
 
How did the pebble's marriage end up?
 
Did you hear about the group of people who got stranded in the mall?
 
What do politicians use for birth control?
 
What is the cheapest way to buy holes?
 
How did the lumberjack chop down a tree?
 
Which bone in your arm is called the humerus?
 
How does a chicken mail a letter?
 
What do you call a city with a million eggs?
 
What do you call a dinosaur that knows all the words?
 
What do you call a Hindu wiseman from Australia?
 
How do Arabians dance?
 
What do Chinese cannibals eat?
 
What did the vampire say to the dentist?
 
What did the frog say to the toad?
 
What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
 
Why did the cantaloupe jump in the ocean?
 
What do you get if you cross a fish and a Yamaha?
 
What daytime dramas do dummies watch?
 
When is an absent-minded circus owner like a nervous actor?
 
What happens when you fall in love with a pastry cook?
 
What do you get when you cross a mink with an octopus?
 
Why did the baseball rookie have coal on his face?
 
What time to chickens wake up in the morning?
 
On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
 
What do scorpions put on their hot dogs?
 
What do angry quilters make?
 
What is a ghoul's favourite food?
 
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
 
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
 
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
 
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
 
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
 
Why can't you take a turkey to Church?
 
What game do elephants play with mice?
 
What type of team are dentists on?
 
How did Moses part the Red Sea?
 
Why is a flower dangerous?
 
What do you call a mountain that boxes?
 
If the stork brings human babies, who brings the giant babies?
 
Why is 3 + 3 = 7 like your left foot?
 
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
 
Why are goalkeepers always at the bank?
 
What do you get if you cross an eel and a sponge?
 
What disease do art teachers get?
 
What time of day was Adam born?
 
What did the horses do on Election Day?
 
What do architects' kids play with?
 
What do butchers' kids play with?
 
What do construction workers' kids play with?
 
What do psychiatrists' kids play with?
 
Why did the girl sit on her watch?
 
Where do tough chickens come from?
 
What do mice do in the daytime?
 
Why did the mosquito get braces?
 
What country mourns?
 
How did the leper get into a car accident?
 
What kind of people go on diets?
 
How do you stop a sleepwalker?
 
When is an operation funny?
 
Where do the smartest parrots live??
 
What did the cat call the mouse?
 
Why should you listen to your father when he tells you not to pick your nose?
 
What people like the end of a book?
 
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
 
When do eggs become runny?
 
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