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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Who delivers presents to good little baby kittens at Christmas?
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How can you tell when a swimming team is broke?
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
How did the teacher handle a class full of baby goats?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How did Darth Vader's parents get him to study?
How was the cooking class performance?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How do you recognize math plants?
What ballet outfit do math teachers wear?
What do mountain climbers' kids like to play?
What kind of geometric shape keeps falling apart?
What happened when the investor put all his money into erasers?
What exercise makes you miss school?
What tables don't you have to learn?
Why did the tomato blush?
Did you hear about the computer that died?
What famous nurse rarely got dressed in the morning?
What did Mr. Yo-Yo say to Ms. Top?
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
Why did the cat take a computer course?
Why did the computer go to the school cafeteria?
Why did the cabbie rush to school?
Why did the cow quit school?
What does a nut say when it sneezes?
What's the most educated room in the house?
What is it that we find so easy to get into and so hard to get out of?
What letter comes after "A"?
What's the difference between a bird watcher and a bad speller?
Where do geologists go to relax?
What did the chiropractor take at the end of his studies?
What did the billboard learn at school?
What course talks about hamburgers?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you get when you cross a mouth with a tornado?
What do you call a great phys ed teacher?
What kind of reviews did the cooking class get?
What was the highest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?
What's a spendthrift's favourite subject?
What's a pig's skin used for?
Who guards the school library?
Where do cows get their education?
What's the difference between a garbage truck and an army cafeteria?
Where do report cards get their education?
Where did the rhino sit in the school band?
What vehicle doesn't burn gas, but is the most expensive to operate?
When does school usually begin?
Where do sheep go after high school?
Why was the library so crowded?
Why did the math teacher retire?
Why don't schools cheat?
How did the card do on final exams?
If George Washington were alive today, what would he be famous for?
In what subject do insects get their best grades?
Did you hear about the pig who started hiding garbage on Halloween?
What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Halloween?>
What do Italian's eat on Halloween?
What do canaries do on Halloween night?
What would happen if you moved Halloween from the fall to the spring?
Who did the gravediggers invite to their Halloween party?
What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
What type of math do sharpshooters study?
What would you get if you crossed the geology department with the school band?
Where do you find Canada?
Where did the ornamental bracelet get its education?
Where is milk stored?
Why do geometric figures never meet?
Why didn't the dry cleaner finish the test?
Why did the history book go out so much?
Why did the chicken go to school?
Why did the entertainer go to school?
Why did the school bell think it was engaged?
Why doesn't the Board of Health let bakeries sell orange juice?
Why did the science teacher and her husband get divorced?
Why did the student throw Alka Seltzer into the swimming pool?
Why don't geology teachers like modern music?
Why didn't the school alarm go off in time?
Why did the student beat up his text books?
Why did the school camera club close?
Why do students join the soccer team?
Why did the washcloth leave the boxing match?
Why do magicians do so well in school?
What happened when the lollipops played against the school team?
What kind of candy do kids eat at the school playground?
What kind of invention was the clock?
What kind of boats are designed for students?
What happened to the vegetables misbehaving in the cafeteria?
What happened when the sailor saw his report card?
What job did the skull apply for in science?
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
During nap time, why did the teacher call the police to take Little Johnny to the police station?
Why did the drama club put in detention?
Why did the lettuce study so hard?
What do astronomy students scrub sinks with?
How do you mail the alphabet?
What's a teacher?
What's a synonym?
What did the loser at the solar system competition receive?
What do elves learn in school?
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