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What did the billboard learn at school?
 
What course talks about hamburgers?
 
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
 
What do you get when you cross a mouth with a tornado?
 
What do you call a great phys ed teacher?
 
What kind of reviews did the cooking class get?
 
What was the highest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?
 
What's a spendthrift's favourite subject?
 
What's a pig's skin used for?
 
Who guards the school library?
 
Where do cows get their education?
 
What's the difference between a garbage truck and an army cafeteria?
 
Where do report cards get their education?
 
Where did the rhino sit in the school band?
 
What vehicle doesn't burn gas, but is the most expensive to operate?
 
When does school usually begin?
 
Where do sheep go after high school?
 
Why was the library so crowded?
 
Why did the math teacher retire?
 
Why don't schools cheat?
 
How did the card do on final exams?
 
If George Washington were alive today, what would he be famous for?
 
In what subject do insects get their best grades?
 
Did you hear about the pig who started hiding garbage on Halloween?
 
What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Halloween?>
 
What do Italian's eat on Halloween?
 
What do canaries do on Halloween night?
 
What would happen if you moved Halloween from the fall to the spring?
 
Who did the gravediggers invite to their Halloween party?
 
What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
 
What type of math do sharpshooters study?
 
What would you get if you crossed the geology department with the school band?
 
Where do you find Canada?
 
Where did the ornamental bracelet get its education?
 
Where is milk stored?
 
Why do geometric figures never meet?
 
Why didn't the dry cleaner finish the test?
 
Why did the history book go out so much?
 
Why did the chicken go to school?
 
Why did the entertainer go to school?
 
Why did the school bell think it was engaged?
 
Why doesn't the Board of Health let bakeries sell orange juice?
 
Why did the science teacher and her husband get divorced?
 
Why did the student throw Alka Seltzer into the swimming pool?
 
Why don't geology teachers like modern music?
 
Why didn't the school alarm go off in time?
 
Why did the student beat up his text books?
 
Why did the school camera club close?
 
Why do students join the soccer team?
 
Why did the washcloth leave the boxing match?
 
Why do magicians do so well in school?
 
What happened when the lollipops played against the school team?
 
What kind of candy do kids eat at the school playground?
 
What kind of invention was the clock?
 
What kind of boats are designed for students?
 
What happened to the vegetables misbehaving in the cafeteria?
 
What happened when the sailor saw his report card?
 
What job did the skull apply for in science?
 
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
 
During nap time, why did the teacher call the police to take Little Johnny to the police station?
 
Why did the drama club put in detention?
 
Why did the lettuce study so hard?
 
What do astronomy students scrub sinks with?
 
How do you mail the alphabet?
 
What's a teacher?
 
What's a synonym?
 
What did the loser at the solar system competition receive?
 
What do elves learn in school?
 
What do insects use to write reports?
 
What do you call the front page of a geography book?
 
What would you get if you crossed the music department with the school nurse?
 
What was Camelot famous for?
 
When is attendance at school like a gift?
 
When fish swim in schools, who helps their teacher?
 
Why did the fish miss the English class?
 
Why did the football player carry a spare pencil?
 
Why did the fly head for the alarm clock?
 
Why did the policeman study the alphabet?
 
Why did the soloist turn her back on the school band?
 
Why did the witch go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the string go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the shy rock go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the shampoo go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the roofer go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the pony go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the joke go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the frog go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the brain go to the Doctor?
 
Why did the apartment go to the Doctor?
 
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
 
What does a mouse look like after taking a bath?
 
What great pig spouted philosophy?
 
Why do skeletons drink milk?
 
How do Iranians speak on the phone?
 
How do you make a cream puff?
 
How do you know there's an elephant in the refrigerator?
 
What instrument would a fish play in a marching band?
 
Why was the slime monster so proud of himself?
 
Which piece of furniture pouts a lot?
 
What happens when a boy tire meets a girl tire?
 
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