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What do you get if you cross an eel and a sponge?
 
What disease do art teachers get?
 
What time of day was Adam born?
 
What did the horses do on Election Day?
 
What do architects' kids play with?
 
What do butchers' kids play with?
 
What do construction workers' kids play with?
 
What do psychiatrists' kids play with?
 
Why did the girl sit on her watch?
 
Where do tough chickens come from?
 
What do mice do in the daytime?
 
Why did the mosquito get braces?
 
What country mourns?
 
How did the leper get into a car accident?
 
What kind of people go on diets?
 
How do you stop a sleepwalker?
 
When is an operation funny?
 
Where do the smartest parrots live??
 
What did the cat call the mouse?
 
Why should you listen to your father when he tells you not to pick your nose?
 
What people like the end of a book?
 
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
 
When do eggs become runny?
 
What do you get if you cross a chicken with test papers?
 
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
 
Did you hear about the duck who is a plastic surgeon?
 
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
 
What do you call it when a teacher promotes a male deer?
 
Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming on Thursday?
 
How does fast light travel?
 
Which NFL team would you not entrust with your valuables?
 
Where would you find a prehistoric cow?
 
How do you hire a horse?
 
What do you call a leper who has good luck?
 
Why do dogs like trees so much?
 
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
 
What flies, has stripes and is very clumsy?
 
How do fish go into business?
 
Why did the girl tear the calendar?
 
Why did the throat Doctor decide to quit her job?
 
When is a veterinarian busiest?
 
What do you call someone who won't spend money on a Jeep?
 
What type of automobile would an elephant drive?
 
What kind of scientist invented soda pop?
 
Why doesn't Swede export cattle?
 
How do you know a sick frog when you see one?
 
What's it called when two fish are sweet on each other?
 
Why did the school cook shout at the troll?
 
What kind of school do carpenters attend?
 
When was medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
 
What do you get if you cross a cat with a laughing hyena?
 
Why is a book like a king?
 
What did the actor say when the trapdoor opened?
 
Where did King Midas live after he retired?
 
What do novelist's kids play with?
 
Why did the chef put exactly 239 beans in his pot of chili?
 
Which city eats the most cherries?
 
Why do bees have sticky hair?
 
What do you call a mouse that's the size of an elephant?
 
What do boxers wear to tell time?
 
Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
 
Why did the millionaire never shower?
 
What type of fruit has a built-in bed?
 
What do you call an instruction manual for ventriloquists?
 
When do cows use doorbells?
 
What do moose read in the morning?
 
Did you hear about the constipated musician?
 
If a truck horn goes 'toot-toot', what goes 'toot suite'?
 
Why are bunnies so good at math?
 
How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?
 
What do you call a horse behind bars?
 
Why did the man put the trout on a plane?
 
Why is the banana so popular?
 
Where do cars get the most flat tires?
 
What problem do you get from eating too much?
 
Why are locksmiths such good singers?
 
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
 
What is a ringleader?
 
Why did the cannibal join the police force?
 
What do you use in a jungle birthday cake?
 
What do you call an unexciting pig?
 
Why did the waiter always win at tennis?
 
What sizes do skunks come in?
 
Why was the student's report card wet?
 
What does a pig do after school?
 
How can you recognize crazy rabbit stew?
 
What do vampires eat at a baseball game?
 
What do you call an Indian who doesn't laugh much?
 
Why couldn't anyone play cards on the Ark?
 
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
 
What kind of stories do little horses read in kindergarten?
 
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
 
Which letter of the alphabet is always drunk?
 
If you feed a cow on hundred dollar bills, what will you get?
 
What do puppies like to ride in?
 
How do you know that Edgar Allan Poe didn't have money?
 
What is the capital of Canada?
 
Why is a drama teacher like the Pony Express?
 
How does Robin Hood get from here to there?
 
What's the most important lesson you learn in chemistry class?
 
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