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What does an artist do just before he dies?
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
What book has the most stirring chapters?
What kind of cologne did prehistoric man wear?
What does an ear of corn have when it gets dandruff?
What's a computer sign of old age?
What game do cannibals play?
How did the woman feel after she got run over by a car?
What did the tornado take to the movies?
What did the sea say to the shore?
What subject are owls best at in school?
What do you get if you cross a galaxy and a toad?
What are the best kites made of?
What does a grizzly bear take on a trip?
Which bird is always out of breath?
What is the brightest day of the week?
What does a cannibal order when he goes to a restaurant?
Where does a snail eat?
How many skunks does it take to smell up the neighbourhood?
What is the best way to groom a pet rodent?
Why do bagpipers walk so fast when they play?
If a butcher is six foot tall what does he weigh?
What do you get when you cross Italian cheese with paste?
Why can't you trust the law of gravity?
What kind of bee can't make up its mind?
Why do snakes ask for spoons?
Why did the cows go to the prom?
What do you call a vampire pig?
Who is the grossest monster?
Why was the vampire thin?
Why do some monkeys sell potato chips?
Where do tadpoles change?
What is Frosty the Snowman's favourite part of the cake?
What do clouds wear in their hair?
When is a basketball player like a baby?
What do bears eat?
What do penguins use for fishing?
Where do snowmen keep their money?
What happened when the cat swallowed a penny?
What stays hot in a refrigerator?
What do moose do at a concert?
What do astronauts do when they get dirty?
What do you say to an angry monster?
What does a rabbit drink on a cold day?
Where do they take care of sick parrots?
Why wouldn't the insurance company pay out claims after the earthquake?
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
What is a chef's favourite dog?
What do you call it when a rabbi, a priest, and a minister hold a service together?
What do bees chew?
Why did the birthday girl bring toilet paper to her party?
Which letter of the alphabet is also a vegetable?
Why did the biscuit hurry to school?
What's the catchiest thing in baseball?
What kind of monkey flies?
Where do chickens live when they're in the Arctic?
Why did the woman cross a hyena with a parrot?
What do you call a nervous insect?
What happened when the magician did a scary trick?
What's a boring lizard called?
What is a walkway on an island?
What do you call a sleeping bag?
What has four wheels and flies?
How do you grow a werewolf?
Why do bananas use suntan oil?
How does a carpenter eat?
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
What do you say to a Medieval man when he goes to bed?
Why did the teacher put rubber bands on her students' heads?
What do you get if you put ham in your omelet?
Why are alien gardeners so good?
What did the science teacher get when she cloned a piece of coal?
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
Where do belly dancers get their education?
Where do politicians learn to be candidates?
Why did the art student study math?
Why did the diaper quit the wrestling team?
Why did the lion feel sick after every meal?
What garden insect prays and preys on its own mate?
How do vegetables win a race?
What kind of bows are in an orchestra?
What did the hat say to the scarf?
What did one lightbulb say to the other?
What do you get if two or more geese collide?
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Abel had 3 children.
Cain had no children.
Do you know why?
What is a bathtub's favourite dessert?
Which President had a hard shell?
What did the circle say to the square?
Why didn't the hen-pecked husband speak to his wife for a month?
How did they know the swimming team was inexperienced?
How did the wrestler pin down the answers to the test?
How does the ocean pay its water bill?
Did you hear about the second-string football player who flooded the stadium with water?
What bird never goes to a barber?
Did you hear about the outlaws who went skydiving?
What do you call a nap on a ship?
Name a hopping creature that breaks into houses.
What sickness can you catch from your bed mattress?
What do you call 2 spiders who get married?
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