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What do you get if you pull your pants up to your neck?
 
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What did the man who loves his car do on February 14th?
 
Why should you send your sweetheart a valentine on Valentine's Day?
 
Where does Valentine's Day come after Easter?
 
What did the boy lightbulb to the girl lightbulb on Valentine's Day?
 
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Why were the cannibals sick after eating the missionary?
 
What do you give a man who has everything?
 
What bird can lift the most?
 
Why does history keep repeating itself?
 
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What's the disadvantage of keeping an open mind?
 
Is there a silent C in Connecticut?
 
What do you call a place where a law student lives?
 
How does a blackboard handle bad times?
 
What day of school is the children's favourite?
 
What do an army private and a waitress have in common?
 
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What English King invented the fireplace?
 
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Did you hear about the depressed prisoner?
 
Bubba, name the constituents of quartz.
 
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What happened when the steam hammer was invented?
 
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What is a forum?
 
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
 
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
 
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