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Why did the algae marry the fungus?
 
What did they call the Emperor of France after he was hit by a cannonball?
 
Why did the poison ivy get into trouble?
 
What is stucco?
 
How does a cheerleader make phone calls?
 
Was Bambi's mother a rabbit?
 
How did they catch the gangster who committed the robbery on Mount Everest?
 
Why do fish go after worms?
 
What has wings and solves number problems?
 
What position did the mouse serve in Parliament?
 
What animals did Little Johnny buy with a dollar?
 
Why did the golfer do so well in school?
 
What did King Arthur wear to bed?
 
What happens when a lion goes to school?
 
What is raised in Brazil during the rainy season?
 
Why did the millionaire give the music school a new piano?
 
What do you call a young bee?
 
What happened to the kitten that got caught in a Xerox machine?
 
What do you tell someone you didn't see on New Year's Eve?
 
What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
 
What would you get if you crossed a Church bell with Dracula?
 
How did the farmer repair his jeans?
 
What animal is dull at parties?
 
What flower lies down?
 
When is fishing bad for you?
 
Why did they say the school band was unsinkable?
 
How do you make a Moroff laugh on Boxing Day?
 
Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his manners the most?
 
How does Rudolf know when Christmas is coming?
 
Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys?
 
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
 
What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
 
What are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
 
What do you call a man who works in a perfume shop at Christmas?
 
Why do you go to bed on Christmas Eve?
 
When the cow crossed the road on Christmas what did he say?
 
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
 
What ballet outfit do math teachers wear?
 
Who delivers presents to good little baby kittens at Christmas?
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How can you tell when a swimming team is broke?
 
How did Darth Vader's parents get him to study?
 
What do mountain climbers' kids like to play?
 
What did the tie say to the hat?
 
What's the healthiest insect?
 
What kind of math do trees learn?
 
What does a matador write with?
 
What do you call a super pig who can climb up the sides of buildings?
 
What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
 
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
 
What stories are told about basketball players?
 
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
 
How should you dress on a cold day?
 
What was everybody's favourite game at the leper colony?
 
Why did the Berlin Wall fall?
 
How did the golfer get his clothes pressed?
 
Why don't cannibals ever oversleep?
 
Why aren't dogs good dancers?
 
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who is in the pool?
 
Is it hard to spot a leopard?
 
How are dogcatchers paid?
 
What do you call the person who mows the grass of a baseball field?
 
Why did the pie crust go to the dentist?
 
What's the fastest hose around?
 
How do Doctors prescribe sleeping pills?
 
What do you give a mare who's about to get married?
 
What geometric figure do sailors fear?
 
How do baby fish know how to swim?
 
How do you say goodbye to a palm tree?
 
What did the necktie say to the hat?
 
Where does a snail like to eat lunch?
 
Why do carpenters and plumbers write on sandpaper?
 
How do you close an envelope underwater?
 
Why do monks always wear brown?
 
How do babies cheat in nursery school?
 
How do you start a flea race?
 
How did the pebble's marriage end up?
 
Did you hear about the group of people who got stranded in the mall?
 
What do politicians use for birth control?
 
What is the cheapest way to buy holes?
 
How did the lumberjack chop down a tree?
 
Which bone in your arm is called the humerus?
 
How does a chicken mail a letter?
 
What do you call a city with a million eggs?
 
What do you call a dinosaur that knows all the words?
 
What do you call a Hindu wiseman from Australia?
 
How do Arabians dance?
 
What do Chinese cannibals eat?
 
What did the vampire say to the dentist?
 
What did the frog say to the toad?
 
What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
 
Why did the cantaloupe jump in the ocean?
 
What do you get if you cross a fish and a Yamaha?
 
What daytime dramas do dummies watch?
 
When is an absent-minded circus owner like a nervous actor?
 
What happens when you fall in love with a pastry cook?
 
What do you get when you cross a mink with an octopus?
 
Why did the baseball rookie have coal on his face?
 
What time to chickens wake up in the morning?
 
On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
 
What do scorpions put on their hot dogs?
 
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