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What did one arithmetic book say to another?
 
How did the bird with a broken wing land safely?
 
What always gets wet while it's drying?
 
Why is gossip like a kiss?
 
Why was the giraffe slow to apologize?
 
Where do Martians leave their spaceships?
 
Why was the crab arrested?
 
What is a myth?
 
If cows get milked, what do goats get?
 
What's full of holes but can hold water?
 
What cake wanted to rule the world?
 
What do you call a clock in space?
 
What do you call a zebra with no stripes?
 
How do you get milk from a cat?
 
What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
 
What fish tastes best with ice cream?
 
Where do you take an injured bee?
 
How does Jack Frost get to work?
 
What do bees chew?
 
Who was the first underwater spy?
 
What type of jewelry do female vampires like?
 
What sort of candy can't you trust?
 
Why do people hate answering machines?
 
What two letters are bad for your teeth?
 
When is fog like food?
 
Why was the squirrel hitting everybody over the head?
 
What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
 
What does a headless horse ride?
 
What happened when the cat swallowed a penny?
 
Why is it hard for leopards to hide?
 
What do geese eat?
 
Why did the policeman work up a tree?
 
What do you call an Arabian ruler with lots of cows?
 
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
 
What did the jack say to the car?
 
When is a boat like a heap of snow?
 
Why did the ant elope?
 
What bird is mechanical?
 
What is an archaeologist?
 
Why did the policeman move the pig off the road?
 
Where do wasps buy their takeouts?
 
What do you get if you cross a vegetable with a doll?
 
What did the pig put in the school computer?
 
Why does a dog drink out of a bowl?
 
What did the iron say to the shirt?
 
Which Indian was in charge of facial tissues?
 
How do baby fireflies learn math?
 
What do chickens do on holidays?
 
Why did the invisible man go crazy?
 
What do you call a bug that arrests other bugs?
 
Where are crying children put?
 
How do you describe an exhausted kangaroo?
 
What kind of ribbon do politicians use?
 
What do you call a ladder's kid?
 
What is the sharpest tool mentioned in the Bible?
 
If five dogs are chasing a cat down a street, what time is it?
 
How did the garbage man break up with his girlfriend?
 
How can you stop a dog from barking in the backyard?
 
Why was Cinderella such a poor runner?
 
What's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?
 
What do you call a cheerful frog?
 
What vegetable do insects like?
 
Why was the bat happy on a freezing cold day?
 
What is a kangaroo's favourite time of year?
 
What kind of horse doesn't use four legs?
 
Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
 
What language do twins speak in Holland?
 
Why was the ring in the box?
 
What fish can sing?
 
Why did the cat eat the dough?
 
How do you spot a werewolf howling in the back of your car at night?
 
Why are werewolves good at fortune telling?
 
Why did the bees renew their employment agreement?
 
Action Man drove his sports car off a bridge. Was he hurt?
 
Why did the teacher put on her sunglasses?
 
Why did the tortoise cross the road?
 
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?
 
Did you hear about the woman who washed her front doorstep?
 
What did the envelope say to the stamp?
 
What's the laziest mountain in the world?
 
What do you call a wolf with a big heart?
 
How do you join the police force?
 
What do birds watch on TV?
 
How do chickens dance?
 
Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
 
What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
 
What type of letters do vampires receive from their admirers?
 
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
 
What is a crocodile's favourite game?
 
Why couldn't the orange get up the hill?
 
How do hedgehogs play leapfrog?
 
What is green and jumps a lot?
 
Why do elves get indigestion?
 
Why is the cello the easiest instrument to make?
 
What do you serve a thirsty snake?
 
What kind of paper makes you itch?
 
How do you make a flower grow faster?
 
What do authors have when they're too nervous to write?
 
What kind of driver never drives a car?
 
What do you call a teddy bear who wears a spacesuit?
 
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