Restaurant Joe-ks

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Restaurant Joe-ks
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The quality of food in a restaurant is inversely proportional to the number of signed celebrity photographs on the walls.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
'Eating cabbage is a form of recycling, but I can't eat any more,' said Tom wastefully.
English sign in German café: "Mothers - please wash your Hans before eating."
I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's.
What does a cannibal order when he goes to a restaurant?
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose.
How does a computer programmer order in a restaurant?
Our tongue sandwiches speak for themselves."
Why do dogs like to eat at Italian restaurants?
What do Eskimos eat at a Mexican restaurant?
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
What illness do Chinese chefs fear the most?
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out.
I don't like to eat snails - I prefer fast food.
What did the computer have for breakfast?
How can you recognize crazy rabbit stew?
Special Today - No Ice Cream
How do you make metric coffee?
Porcupine: A yearning for bacon.
Why did the baker go to math class?
What do you get if you eat prune pizza?

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Lunch Anyone?