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[Looking for revenge for the last practical joe-k played on you? Or you're just plain mischievous? Aside from inflicting physical pain – which is NOT much fun – nothing beats a well-executed practical joe-k. NB: the following are presented in the spirit of FUN – we caution you that these joe-ks aren’t for everyone… remember – when a lawyer calls you up, you never heard of these suggestions!...]

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
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Sand Faces


Genuine Fake Watches


Water Walkers


Chicken Farm Wedding


Pool Side


On This Site in 1897


Redneck Cocktail


Meat Pie


Mountain Iron Man


Not-So-Bald Eagle


Math Watch


“Pick Your Nose” Cup


Redneck Paintball / Duck Hunting


Split Beach Personality


Pre Tsunami


Planking


Attentive Student


Perfect Use For A Man


Open Face Sandwich


Drink Refill


Smallest Petrol Engine


Prince William’s Coat of Arms


Garden Gnome


Easter Tree


Fish Head


Window Sundial


Revenue Canada Simplified 2011 Tax Form


Stanley Cup Survey


Redneck Spatula


Lounie Coin


Alien Seating


Karate Sign Kick


Spaghetti Topping


Snowman Peek-A-Boo


Sign Model


In Lieu Of Stamps


Lightweight Dumbbells


Horse Hair


RAF Flypast (PG)


Starbuck’s Employee of the Month (PG)


Aussie Toilet Paper


Big Hairbrush


Leaf Man


Harry Potter Parking


Paradise Reclaimed


Scratch-Off Parking Tickets


2011 Rush Job Calendar


Beach Trick - Head's Up


Quick Rubik's Cube


Amish Christmas Lights


Halloween Greeting


Arm & Leg Chair


Spreading The Wealth


Homeless Signs


Bat House


Street Cheerleader


Redneck Kickstand


Statue of Libertea


Real Crocodile Leather


City Beach Castle


AirHeads


Tipsy Redneck


Magic Green Hat


Stop Cutting Trees!


ElectriCandle


Redneck Cook


One Beer A Day


Frozen Fish


Pipe Pants


Pet Mouse


Balanced Writer


Donut Seeds


Redneck Christmas Lights


Cleanup


Real Life Photoshop


Colour Pencils


Catch of the Day


Face Plant


Pour Picture


Redneck Stars


Graffiti Steps


Pizza Melt


Camping Tools


Harley Load


Flintstones Car


Best Retriever


Pocket Book


Redneck Car Seats


Radioactive Games


Border Agent Alert


Spotted Spotters


Wedding Cake for Men


New Ball Boy


Lego Restoration


Clinton Combo Kitchen Tool Set


Cheap Jeep


Not You!


Chain Mail


Air Meal


Newfoundland Icebreaker


Easy Mopping


Redneck Stove Burner


Game Car


Nose For Coke


Smooth Leaning Shoes


Outlet Wall


Puzzle Door Lock


Recession Cutbacks


Camel Bike


Graffiti Removing Graffiti


Musical Spoons


Spot The Clock


Wikipedia Offline


Pressing Art


TP Toilet


Stoolbus


Mexican Lion


Subway Swing


Ski Bathroom


Bathroom Celebration


Redneck Manicure


Take Away Food


Dish Dryer


Men At Work


Long Winter


News With A View


Benchquet


Redneck Bumper


Men's Vacuum Cleaner


Supportive Bra


Tailgate Coyote


Tea Arc


Santaween


CPU Tree


How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man


Angry Mathematician


Maple Leaf Coalition


Hand Soap


Blonde Corn Maze


Ball Bait


Nanosecond Moments


Shrunk Jeep


Grapefruit Kid


Fish Face


Inside A Computer


Bathroom Diving


Pumpkin Body Art


President Bills


When Pumpkins Drink


Pilot Bike


Halloween Pit Bull


Buffalo Saddle


Lip Gloss


Redneck No Trespassing Sign


Camo Golf Balls


1st Rolex


Redneck Wine Rack


Warm Sweater


Stereo Bike


Redneck Tractor


Peeping Tom


Polish Paramedics


Public Toilet


Redneck Racecar


Headline Stories


Spooky House


Animal Shaped Hair


Chain Fence Bed


Construction SNAFU Awards


Stretch Girl


Up-Set & Hungry Trucks


New Player


Alzheimer's Wing


Boom Box Car


Crop Pig


Sushi Spine


Redneck Water Skiing


Male Pedicure


Feather Fashion


Redneck Seafood Dinner


Mozart in Africa


Playground Motorcyclist


Redneck Yard Games


Redneck Bass Boat


Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices


Waterfall Drinkers


Annoying People


Redneck Watch


Electric Football


Refrigerator Delivery


Cup That Runneth Over


Not-So-Smart Car


Free Paper


Submarine Racing


Two Face


Romance Lost


Couch Ouch


Water Transformer Hazard


Thongthing Special


Road To Nowhere


Underwater Photography


Walking Tree


Camouflage Face


Cliff Side Camping


Alternative to Elevators


PMS Center


Water Hat


No Service


Water Music


Can You Bite Your Nose?


Power Line Road


High Heel Diver


Rising To The Occasion


Ukrainian Crotch Jumping


High Withdrawals


Overloaded Mailbox


Hands On Tree


Summer Headstand


Redneck GPS


It's A Cracker


Tampax Protection


Split Personality


Camouflage Couch


IRS Toothpaste


Back Peddling Violinist


Easter Elephant Eggs


Swiss Spaghetti Harvest


Giant Slingshot


Elephant Breath


Post-it Succession Planning


No Go Intersection


Snorkeling in the Canadian Coral Reef


Last Day On The Job


Future Therapy


Cat Flap - a Toast For Your Cat


Special Present For Grandpa


Bomb Squad Prank

1st Modern Church  (3.1M)
1st Rolex
2011 Rush Job Calendar
2012 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
Air Meal
AirHeads
Alien Seating
All Over It  (1.0M)
Alternative to Elevators
Alzheimer's Wing
Amish Christmas Lights
Angry Mathematician
Animal Shaped Hair
Annoying People
April Fools Day Quotes
Arm & Leg Chair
Attentive Student
Aussie Toilet Paper  (1.5M)
Baby Suit
Back Peddling Violinist
Backgammon Oneup-lady-ship  (1.2M)
Balanced Writer
Ball Bait
Barking Up The Wrong Tree
Bat House
Bathroom Celebration
Bathroom Diving
Beach Foreclosure
Beach Trick - Head's Up
Beer Drinking Through Your Nose  (2.0M)
Benchquet
Best Retriever
Big Hairbrush
Blonde Corn Maze
Bomb Squad Prank
Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise!  (2.9M)
Boom Box Car
Border Agent Alert
Bowl Of Chili
Boys Will Be Boys
Bridging the Computer Gap
Buffalo Saddle
The Butt of all Plane Joe-ks
Buy Her A Mink Coat
Cactus Buzzer  (2.0M)
Camel Bike
Camo Golf Balls
Camouflage Couch
Camouflage Face
Camping Tools
Can You Bite Your Nose?
Car Hosers  (1.5M)
Cat Flap - a Toast For Your Cat
Catapult Soccer
Catch of the Day
Chain Fence Bed
Chain Mail
Chair Boy
Cheap Jeep
Cheerless Leader
Chicken Farm Wedding
Chinese Cough Drops: A-head Of His Time  (890k)
Christmas Present for Naughty Kids
City Beach Castle
Clean Your Lens NOT  (1.1M)
Cleaning Gutters With Your Friends  (2.4M)
Cleanup
Cliff Side Camping
Clinton Combo Kitchen Tool Set
Coke Heads
Colour Pencils
Construction SNAFU Awards
Control Your Anger
Corvette Tests to Raise The Bar
Couch Ouch
CPU Tree
Crop Pig
Cup That Runneth Over
Dentist Bowling
Dinnae Kin, Jock
Dish Dryer
Dog Face or Dog Butt?
Don't Forget Her Special Day  (750k)
Don't Mess With My SS Check  (900k)
Don't Try This At Home
Donut Seeds
Drink Refill
Duct Tape Rules - New Meaning for “Hangover”
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Tree
Easy Mopping
Electric Football
ElectriCandle
Elephant Breath
European Speed Bumps  (2.6M)
Extreme Sports  (2.4M)
Extreme Waterslide  (690k)
Face Plant
Famous Last Words
Fart Match
Feather Fashion
Fencing Down Under
First Man on the Moon - a Hoax?
Fish Face
Fish Head
Flintstones Car
Flipper Soccer
Fortune Cookies - In Bed
Free Paper
Free Photo Booth  (4.0M)
Frozen Fish
Future Therapy
Game Car
Garden Gnome
Genuine Fake Watches
Giant Slingshot
Gifts For The Teacher
Golfer's Water Hole
Grapefruit Kid
Graffiti Removing Graffiti
Hairball Essence or Hair Ingestion?
Hairstyle Wiring
Halloween Greeting
Halloween Pit Bull
Hand Soap
Hands Free Cell Phone
Hands On Tree
Harley Load
Harmonic vs. Sinusoidal Motion
Harry Potter Parking
Headline Stories
Heads Up Scarecrow  (850k)
Help Me Before It's Too Late
High Heel Diver
High Withdrawals
Homeless Signs
Horse Hair
Hot Dog Cooker
Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U!
How Not To Cut Your Wife's Hair
How Not To Park Your Car  (2.1M)
How To Confuse Santa Claus
How To Get Revenge On Co-Workers:    #1  #2  #3  #4
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man
How You Can Be Happy @ Work
Huge Dead Snake  (2.0M)
Husband's Revenge  (3.6M)
I Love New Recipes
In Lieu Of Stamps
Inside A Computer
Irish School Demolition  (1.5M)
IRS Toothpaste
Italian Rolex  (1.9M)
Italian Soccer Practice  (900k)
It's A Cracker
Karate Sign Kick
Kissing Test  (1.9M)
Last 3 Seats
Last Day On The Job
Leaf Man
Lego Restoration
Lightweight Dumbbells
Lip Gloss
Long Winter
Lounie Coin
Magic Green Hat
Male Pedicure
Maple Leaf Coalition
Math Watch
Meat Pie
Men At Work
Men's Vacuum Cleaner
Mexican Lion
Mexican Salad Dressing
Mid Room Mirror
Motorbike Surfing
Motorcycle Inflammation
Mountain Iron Man
Moving Tip - Use of Packing Tape
Mozart in Africa
Musical Spoons
Nanosecond Moments
New Ball Boy
New Fishing Technique  (5.0M)
New Player
Newfie Power - Nice Pole!
Newfoundland Icebreaker
News With A View
Nice Teeth
No Go Intersection
No Service
Nose For Coke
Not-So-Bald Eagle
Not-So-Smart Lowrider Car
Not You!
Obama's Stimulus Program
Office Skill Test  (3.9M)
Olympic Games Quotes
On This Site in 1897
One Beer A Day
Open Face Sandwich
Outhouse Disposal
Outlet Wall
Overloaded Mailbox
Paint Shop Pros
Paradise Reclaimed
Peeping Tom
The Perfect Dress
Perfect Use For A Man  (750k) 
The Perfect Wife  (1.3M)
Pet Fish
Pet Mouse
“Pick Your Nose” Cup
Pilot Bike
Pipe Pants
Pizza Melt
Planking
Playground Motorcyclist
PMS Center
Pocket Book
Polish Paramedics
Pool Prank  (2.4M)
Pool Side
Post-it Succession Planning
Pour Picture
Power Line Road
Practical Error Messages
Pre Tsunami
Pregnant Turkey
Preschool Parking
President Bills
Pressing Art
Prince William’s Coat of Arms
Problem Neighbour
Public Toilet
Pulling The Wool Over Your Eyes
Pumpkin Body Art
Pumpkin Pi
Purina Diet
Quick Rubik's Cube
Radioactive Games
RAF Flypast (PG)
Real Crocodile Leather
Real Life Photoshop
Recession Cutbacks
Redneck Bass Boat
Redneck Bumper
Redneck Bungee Jumping  (1.3M)
Redneck Car Seats
Redneck Christmas Lights
Redneck Cocktail
Redneck Cook
Redneck GPS
Redneck Kickstand
Redneck Manicure
Redneck No Trespassing Sign
Redneck’s Open Range
Redneck Paintball / Duck Hunting  (8.7M) 
Redneck Racecar
Redneck Seafood Dinner
Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices
Redneck Spatula
Redneck Stars
Redneck Stove Burner
Redneck Tractor
Redneck Watch
Redneck Water Skiing
Redneck Wine Rack
Redneck Yard Games
Refrigerator Delivery
Refrigerator Magnet
Revenue Canada Simplified 2011 Tax Form
Rising To The Occasion
Road To Nowhere
Romance Lost
Sand Faces
Santaween
'Say Cheese' One Last Time
Scratch-Off Parking Tickets
Search Four Three Goats
Seeing-Eye Pilots
Shrunk Jeep
Sign Model
Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils
Ski Bathroom
Smallest Petrol Engine
Smooth Leaning Shoes
Snorkeling in the Canadian Coral Reef
Snow Car Tow  (2.7M)
Snowman Peek-A-Boo
Spaghetti Topping
Spare Steering Wheel Cures Boredom  (1.1M)
Special Present For Grandpa
Split Beach Personality
Split Personality
Spooky Car Ad  (780k)
Spooky House
Spot The Clock
Spotted Spotters
Spreading The Wealth
Stanley Cup Survey
Starbuck’s Employee of the Month  (2.5M PG)
Statue of Libertea
Stereo Bike
Stoolbus
Stop Cutting Trees!
Street Cheerleader
Stretch Girl
Stunt Front End Loader  (1.6M)
Submarine Racing
Subway Swing
Summer Headstand
Supportive Bra
Sushi Spine
Suspended Practice
Swiss Spaghetti Harvest
Tailgate Coyote
Take Away Food
Tampax Protection
Tea Arc
Telemarketer Call  (3.2M)
The Front Fell Off  (3.4M)
Thongthing Special
Tipsy Redneck
TP Toilet
Two Face
Two Feet Of Snow in Seattle
Ukrainian Crotch Jumping
Ultimate Female Piercing
Underwater Birth
Underwater Photography
Up-Set & Hungry Trucks
Valentine Not
Vibrator Recall  (750k)
Walking Tree
Warm Sweater
Water Hat
Water Music
Water Transformer Hazard
Water Walkers
Waterfall Drinkers
Wave Bored Rider's Uplifting Experience
Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts
Wedding Cake for Men
When Pumpkins Drink
Wikipedia Offline
Window Sundial
Wooden Spoons  (2.4M)
Yoga Leadership
Yoga's Balanced Lifestyle
Your First Motorcycle


3D Movie Magic

Enter a movie theater wearing 3D glasses. Assure the ticket-taker and the other moviegoers that they’ll work at any movie…

Eggsellent Idea
Blow up a small balloon and put it in a serving bowl. Cover the balloon with scrambled eggs and place the bowl on the table for breakfast. Place a fork in the bowl as the serving utensil. The first person to dig into the bowl will pop the balloon and distribute the eggs “to everyone”…

Fake Flat
Lay a 3-foot strip of duct tape (sticky side up) on the road. When a car runs over it, the tape will stick to the tire and flop around sounding like a flat tire...


For Sale – Emergency Repo
When your “victim” is out of town, stick a “HOME FOR SALE” sign in their front yard with their cell phone number on it. Somewhere on the sign also write “EMERGENCY RELOCATION – MUST SELL BY END OF WEEK – PLEASE MAKE OFFER”…

Golf Gotchas
Buy a bag of jumbo-sized marshmallows and head to the nearest golf course. Stand in the rough along the fairway and wait for someone teeing off to yell “fore!” When their ball is lofting toward your vicinity, throw the marshmallows all over the fairway, making it nearly impossible for them to locate their ball(s) from a distance…

Grocery Groaner
This one’s for people who leave their cart unattended while grocery shopping. Take an opportunity to slip unwanted items into their cart… the more bizarre the items you place into their cart, the funnier the outcome. Consider cans of Spam, bruised fruit, head cheese, canned fish balls, pickled pgs feet, beef tongue…

Lottery Winner
Buy last night’s newspaper with yesterday’s winning lottery numbers. Go to a local lottery store and buy a ticket with those very same numbers. With great excitement, show off your winning numbers to your family and friends… then show it to strangers and see how many new friends you now have…

Musical Carpeting
Hide a small electronic music button (taken from a musical greeting card) under your carpet – somewhere where there’s lots of foot traffic. It will drive family & friends crazy trying to figure out where the sound is coming from…

Pastor Prank
A pastor wanted to add some fun to the usually-boring board meetings. Prior to one meeting, he took a flower pot and replaced the top half of the potting soil with crushed-up Oreo cookies – then placed the pot in the middle of the conference room table. During the meeting, he reached nonchalantly into the pot and started grabbing small portions of “dirt,” which he proceeded to eat. Eventually he removed his focus from the meeting and became engrossed with eating the “dirt” – sticking to his teeth and smearing on his lips and cheeks. After the initial shock, the “board” members became not so “bored”…

Pesky Critter Prank
Got a critter that can’t keep away from your garbage bags (i.e. raccoons)? Using a food syringe, inject the cream filling of a Twinkie with a laxative. They won’t come back for more…

Speed Trap
Park your car just off a main road. Roll down your window and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See how many will slow down…

Tire Crackers
Pickup some Bubble Wrap (at an office supply store or your shipping/receiving department). Cut a strip about 20 inches long and the width of a tire. Tape this strip to the tread of the front wheel(s) of a parked car. You can imagine the astonished look on the face of the driver once the car starts moving and the fireworks begin…


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