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Sand Faces

Genuine Fake Watches

Water Walkers

Chicken Farm Wedding

Pool Side

On This Site in 1897

Redneck Cocktail

Meat Pie

Mountain Iron Man

Not-So-Bald Eagle

Math Watch

“Pick Your Nose” Cup

Redneck Paintball / Duck Hunting

Split Beach Personality

Pre Tsunami

Planking

Attentive Student

Perfect Use For A Man

Open Face Sandwich

Drink Refill

Smallest Petrol Engine

Prince William’s Coat of Arms

Garden Gnome

Easter Tree

Fish Head

Window Sundial

Revenue Canada Simplified 2011 Tax Form

Stanley Cup Survey

Redneck Spatula

Lounie Coin

Alien Seating

Karate Sign Kick

Spaghetti Topping

Snowman Peek-A-Boo

Sign Model

In Lieu Of Stamps

Lightweight Dumbbells

Horse Hair

RAF Flypast (PG)

Starbuck’s Employee of the Month (PG)

Aussie Toilet Paper

Big Hairbrush

Leaf Man

Harry Potter Parking

Paradise Reclaimed

Scratch-Off Parking Tickets

2011 Rush Job Calendar

Beach Trick - Head's Up

Quick Rubik's Cube

Amish Christmas Lights

Halloween Greeting

Arm & Leg Chair

Spreading The Wealth

Homeless Signs

Bat House

Street Cheerleader

Redneck Kickstand

Statue of Libertea

Real Crocodile Leather

City Beach Castle

AirHeads

Tipsy Redneck

Magic Green Hat

Stop Cutting Trees!

ElectriCandle

Redneck Cook

One Beer A Day

Frozen Fish

Pipe Pants

Pet Mouse

Balanced Writer

Donut Seeds

Redneck Christmas Lights

Cleanup
Real Life Photoshop

Colour Pencils

Catch of the Day

Face Plant

Pour Picture

Redneck Stars

Graffiti Steps

Pizza Melt

Camping Tools

Harley Load

Flintstones Car

Best Retriever

Pocket Book

Redneck Car Seats


Radioactive Games

Border Agent Alert

Spotted Spotters

Wedding Cake for Men

New Ball Boy

Lego Restoration

Clinton Combo Kitchen Tool Set

Cheap Jeep

Not You!

Chain Mail

Air Meal

Newfoundland Icebreaker

Easy Mopping

Redneck Stove Burner

Game Car

Nose For Coke

Smooth Leaning Shoes

Outlet Wall

Puzzle Door Lock

Recession Cutbacks

Camel Bike

Graffiti Removing Graffiti

Musical Spoons

Spot The Clock

Wikipedia Offline

Pressing Art

TP Toilet

Stoolbus

Mexican Lion

Subway Swing

Ski Bathroom

Bathroom Celebration

Redneck Manicure

Take Away Food



Dish Dryer

Men At Work

Long Winter

News With A View

Benchquet

Redneck Bumper

Men's Vacuum Cleaner

Supportive Bra

Tailgate Coyote

Tea Arc

Santaween

CPU Tree


How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man

Angry Mathematician

Maple Leaf Coalition


Hand Soap

Blonde Corn Maze

Ball Bait

Nanosecond Moments


Shrunk Jeep

Grapefruit Kid

Fish Face

Inside A Computer

Bathroom Diving

Pumpkin Body Art

President Bills

When Pumpkins Drink

Pilot Bike

Halloween Pit Bull

Buffalo Saddle

Lip Gloss

Redneck No Trespassing Sign

Camo Golf Balls

1st Rolex

Redneck Wine Rack

Warm Sweater

Stereo Bike

Redneck Tractor

Peeping Tom

Polish Paramedics

Public Toilet

Redneck Racecar

Headline Stories

Spooky House

Animal Shaped Hair

Chain Fence Bed

Construction SNAFU Awards

Stretch Girl

Up-Set & Hungry Trucks


New Player

Alzheimer's Wing

Boom Box Car

Crop Pig

Sushi Spine

Redneck Water Skiing

Male Pedicure

Feather Fashion

Redneck Seafood Dinner

Mozart in Africa

Playground Motorcyclist

Redneck Yard Games

Redneck Bass Boat

Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices

Waterfall Drinkers

Annoying People

Redneck Watch

Electric Football

Refrigerator Delivery

Cup That Runneth Over

Not-So-Smart Car

Free Paper

Submarine Racing

Two Face

Romance Lost

Couch Ouch

Water Transformer Hazard

Thongthing Special

Road To Nowhere

Underwater Photography

Walking Tree

Camouflage Face

Cliff Side Camping

Alternative to Elevators

PMS Center

Water Hat

No Service

Water Music

Can You Bite Your Nose?

Power Line Road

High Heel Diver

Rising To The Occasion

Ukrainian Crotch Jumping

High Withdrawals

Overloaded Mailbox

Hands On Tree

Summer Headstand

Redneck GPS

It's A Cracker

Tampax Protection

Split Personality

Camouflage Couch

IRS Toothpaste

Back Peddling Violinist

Easter Elephant Eggs

Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

Giant Slingshot

Elephant Breath

Post-it Succession Planning

No Go Intersection

Snorkeling in the Canadian Coral Reef

Last Day On The Job

Future Therapy

Cat Flap - a Toast For Your Cat

Special Present For Grandpa

Bomb Squad Prank
1st Modern Church (3.1M)
1st Rolex
2011 Rush Job Calendar

2012 Hooters (OWL) Calendar

Air Meal
AirHeads
Alien Seating

All Over It (1.0M)
Alternative to Elevators
Alzheimer's Wing
Amish Christmas Lights
Angry Mathematician
Animal Shaped Hair
Annoying People
April Fools Day Quotes
Arm & Leg Chair
Attentive Student

Aussie Toilet Paper (1.5M)
Baby Suit
Back Peddling Violinist
Backgammon Oneup-lady-ship (1.2M)
Balanced Writer
Ball Bait
Barking Up The Wrong Tree
Bat House
Bathroom Celebration
Bathroom Diving
Beach Foreclosure
Beach Trick - Head's Up
Beer Drinking Through Your Nose (2.0M)
Benchquet
Best Retriever
Big Hairbrush

Blonde Corn Maze
Bomb Squad Prank
Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise! (2.9M)
Boom Box Car
Border Agent Alert
Bowl Of Chili
Boys Will Be Boys
Bridging the Computer Gap
Buffalo Saddle
The Butt of all Plane Joe-ks
Buy Her A Mink Coat
Cactus Buzzer (2.0M)
Camel Bike
Camo Golf Balls
Camouflage Couch
Camouflage Face
Camping Tools
Can You Bite Your Nose?
Car Hosers (1.5M)
Cat Flap - a Toast For Your Cat
Catapult Soccer
Catch of the Day
Chain Fence Bed
Chain Mail
Chair Boy
Cheap Jeep
Cheerless Leader
Chicken Farm Wedding

Chinese Cough Drops: A-head Of His Time (890k)
Christmas Present for Naughty Kids
City Beach Castle
Clean Your Lens NOT (1.1M)
Cleaning Gutters With Your Friends (2.4M)
Cleanup
Cliff Side Camping
Clinton Combo Kitchen Tool Set
Coke Heads
Colour Pencils
Construction SNAFU Awards
Control Your Anger
Corvette Tests to Raise The Bar
Couch Ouch
CPU Tree
Crop Pig
Cup That Runneth Over
Dentist Bowling
Dinnae Kin, Jock
Dish Dryer
Dog Face or Dog Butt?
Don't Forget Her Special Day (750k)
Don't Mess With My SS Check (900k)
Don't Try This At Home
Donut Seeds
Drink Refill

Duct Tape Rules - New Meaning for “Hangover”
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Tree

Easy Mopping
Electric Football
ElectriCandle
Elephant Breath
European Speed Bumps (2.6M)
Extreme Sports (2.4M)
Extreme Waterslide (690k)
Face Plant
Famous Last Words
Fart Match
Feather Fashion
Fencing Down Under
First Man on the Moon - a Hoax?
Fish Face
Fish Head

Flintstones Car
Flipper Soccer
Fortune Cookies - In Bed
Free Paper
Free Photo Booth (4.0M)
Frozen Fish
Future Therapy
Game Car
Garden Gnome

Genuine Fake Watches

Giant Slingshot
Gifts For The Teacher
Golfer's Water Hole
Grapefruit Kid
Graffiti Removing Graffiti
Hairball Essence or Hair Ingestion?
Hairstyle Wiring
Halloween Greeting
Halloween Pit Bull
Hand Soap
Hands Free Cell Phone
Hands On Tree
Harley Load
Harmonic vs. Sinusoidal Motion
Harry Potter Parking

Headline Stories
Heads Up Scarecrow (850k)
Help Me Before It's Too Late
High Heel Diver
High Withdrawals
Homeless Signs
Horse Hair

Hot Dog Cooker
Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U!
How Not To Cut Your Wife's Hair
How Not To Park Your Car (2.1M)
How To Confuse Santa Claus
How To Get Revenge On Co-Workers:
#1
#2
#3
#4
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
How To Serve Chicken Wings To A Man
How You Can Be Happy @ Work
Huge Dead Snake (2.0M)
Husband's Revenge (3.6M)
I Love New Recipes
In Lieu Of Stamps

Inside A Computer
Irish School Demolition (1.5M)
IRS Toothpaste
Italian Rolex (1.9M)
Italian Soccer Practice (900k)
It's A Cracker
Karate Sign Kick

Kissing Test (1.9M)
Last 3 Seats
Last Day On The Job
Leaf Man

Lego Restoration
Lightweight Dumbbells

Lip Gloss
Long Winter
Lounie Coin

Magic Green Hat
Male Pedicure
Maple Leaf Coalition
Math Watch

Meat Pie

Men At Work
Men's Vacuum Cleaner
Mexican Lion
Mexican Salad Dressing
Mid Room Mirror
Motorbike Surfing
Motorcycle Inflammation
Mountain Iron Man

Moving Tip - Use of Packing Tape
Mozart in Africa
Musical Spoons
Nanosecond Moments
New Ball Boy
New Fishing Technique (5.0M)
New Player
Newfie Power - Nice Pole!
Newfoundland Icebreaker
News With A View
Nice Teeth
No Go Intersection
No Service
Nose For Coke
Not-So-Bald Eagle

Not-So-Smart Lowrider Car
Not You!
Obama's Stimulus Program
Office Skill Test (3.9M)
Olympic Games Quotes
On This Site in 1897

One Beer A Day
Open Face Sandwich

Outhouse Disposal
Outlet Wall
Overloaded Mailbox
Paint Shop Pros
Paradise Reclaimed

Peeping Tom
The Perfect Dress
Perfect Use For A Man (750k) 
The Perfect Wife (1.3M)
Pet Fish
Pet Mouse
“Pick Your Nose” Cup
Pilot Bike
Pipe Pants
Pizza Melt
Planking

Playground Motorcyclist
PMS Center
Pocket Book
Polish Paramedics
Pool Prank (2.4M)
Pool Side

Post-it Succession Planning
Pour Picture
Power Line Road
Practical Error Messages
Pre Tsunami

Pregnant Turkey
Preschool Parking
President Bills
Pressing Art
Prince William’s Coat of Arms

Problem Neighbour
Public Toilet
Pulling The Wool Over Your Eyes
Pumpkin Body Art
Pumpkin Pi
Purina Diet
Quick Rubik's Cube
Radioactive Games
RAF Flypast (PG)

Real Crocodile Leather
Real Life Photoshop
Recession Cutbacks
Redneck Bass Boat
Redneck Bumper
Redneck Bungee Jumping (1.3M)
Redneck Car Seats
Redneck Christmas Lights
Redneck Cocktail

Redneck Cook
Redneck GPS
Redneck Kickstand
Redneck Manicure
Redneck No Trespassing Sign
Redneck’s Open Range
Redneck Paintball / Duck Hunting (8.7M) 
Redneck Racecar
Redneck Seafood Dinner
Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices
Redneck Spatula

Redneck Stars
Redneck Stove Burner
Redneck Tractor
Redneck Watch
Redneck Water Skiing
Redneck Wine Rack
Redneck Yard Games
Refrigerator Delivery
Refrigerator Magnet
Revenue Canada Simplified 2011 Tax Form 
Rising To The Occasion
Road To Nowhere
Romance Lost
Sand Faces 
Santaween
'Say Cheese' One Last Time
Scratch-Off Parking Tickets

Search Four Three Goats
Seeing-Eye Pilots
Shrunk Jeep
Sign Model

Sinus Remedy - How To Clear Out Your Nostrils
Ski Bathroom
Smallest Petrol Engine

Smooth Leaning Shoes
Snorkeling in the Canadian Coral Reef
Snow Car Tow (2.7M)
Snowman Peek-A-Boo

Spaghetti Topping

Spare Steering Wheel Cures Boredom (1.1M)
Special Present For Grandpa
Split Beach Personality

Split Personality
Spooky Car Ad (780k)
Spooky House
Spot The Clock
Spotted Spotters
Spreading The Wealth
Stanley Cup Survey

Starbuck’s Employee of the Month (2.5M PG)
Statue of Libertea
Stereo Bike
Stoolbus
Stop Cutting Trees!
Street Cheerleader
Stretch Girl
Stunt Front End Loader (1.6M)
Submarine Racing
Subway Swing
Summer Headstand
Supportive Bra
Sushi Spine
Suspended Practice
Swiss Spaghetti Harvest
Tailgate Coyote
Take Away Food
Tampax Protection
Tea Arc
Telemarketer Call (3.2M)
The Front Fell Off (3.4M)
Thongthing Special
Tipsy Redneck
TP Toilet
Two Face
Two Feet Of Snow in Seattle
Ukrainian Crotch Jumping
Ultimate Female Piercing
Underwater Birth
Underwater Photography
Up-Set & Hungry Trucks
Valentine Not
Vibrator Recall (750k)
Walking Tree
Warm Sweater
Water Hat
Water Music
Water Transformer Hazard
Water Walkers

Waterfall Drinkers
Wave Bored Rider's Uplifting Experience
Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts
Wedding Cake for Men
When Pumpkins Drink
Wikipedia Offline
Window Sundial

Wooden Spoons (2.4M)
Yoga Leadership
Yoga's Balanced Lifestyle
Your First Motorcycle
3D Movie Magic
Enter a movie theater wearing 3D glasses. Assure the ticket-taker and the other
moviegoers that they’ll work at any movie…
Eggsellent Idea
Blow up a small balloon and put it in a serving bowl. Cover the balloon with
scrambled eggs and place the bowl on the table for breakfast. Place a fork in the
bowl as the serving utensil. The first person to dig into the bowl will pop the
balloon and distribute the eggs “to everyone”…
Fake Flat
Lay a 3-foot strip of duct tape (sticky side up) on the road. When a car runs
over it, the tape will stick to the tire and flop around sounding like a flat
tire...
For Sale – Emergency Repo
When your “victim” is out of town, stick a “HOME FOR SALE” sign in their front
yard with their cell phone number on it. Somewhere on the sign also write
“EMERGENCY RELOCATION – MUST SELL BY END OF WEEK – PLEASE MAKE OFFER”…
Golf Gotchas
Buy a bag of jumbo-sized marshmallows and head to the nearest golf course. Stand
in the rough along the fairway and wait for someone teeing off to yell “fore!”
When their ball is lofting toward your vicinity, throw the marshmallows all over
the fairway, making it nearly impossible for them to locate their ball(s) from a
distance…
Grocery Groaner
This one’s for people who leave their cart unattended while grocery shopping.
Take an opportunity to slip unwanted items into their cart… the more bizarre the
items you place into their cart, the funnier the outcome. Consider cans of Spam,
bruised fruit, head cheese, canned fish balls, pickled pgs feet, beef tongue…
Lottery Winner
Buy last night’s newspaper with yesterday’s winning lottery numbers. Go to a
local lottery store and buy a ticket with those very same numbers. With great
excitement, show off your winning numbers to your family and friends… then show
it to strangers and see how many new friends you now have…
Musical Carpeting
Hide a small electronic music button (taken from a musical greeting card)
under your carpet – somewhere where there’s lots of foot traffic. It will drive
family & friends crazy trying to figure out where the sound is coming from…
Pastor Prank
A pastor wanted to add some fun to the usually-boring board meetings.
Prior to one meeting, he took a flower pot and replaced the top half of the
potting soil with crushed-up Oreo cookies – then placed the pot in the middle of
the conference room table. During the meeting, he reached nonchalantly into the
pot and started grabbing small portions of “dirt,” which he proceeded to eat.
Eventually he removed his focus from the meeting and became engrossed with
eating the “dirt” – sticking to his teeth and smearing on his lips and cheeks.
After the initial shock, the “board” members became not so “bored”…
Pesky Critter Prank
Got a critter that can’t keep away from your garbage bags (i.e. raccoons)? Using
a food syringe, inject the cream filling of a Twinkie with a laxative. They
won’t come back for more…
Speed Trap
Park your car just off a main road. Roll down your window and point a hair dryer
at passing cars. See how many will slow down…
Tire Crackers
Pickup some Bubble Wrap (at an office supply store or your shipping/receiving
department). Cut a strip about 20 inches long and the width of a tire. Tape this
strip to the tread of the front wheel(s) of a parked car. You can imagine the
astonished look on the face of the driver once the car starts moving and the
fireworks begin…
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