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Candidate: A person who asks for money from the wealthy and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm.
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k.
If Al Qaeda wants to demolish America they better hurry 'cause Obama is beating them to it.
If a man yells, “You lie!” in a room full of politicians, how do they know who he's talking to?
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else.
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Political Candidate: A person who stands for what he thinks the people will fall for.
The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.
Motion Sickness: When you are sick and tired of Parliamentary Procedure.
Bureaucrat: A Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
War is nothing more than the continuation of politics by other means.
Imagination: What makes some politicians think they're statesmen.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Obama and God have only one thing in common: no birth certificate
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
So you think Healthcare is expensive now? Just wait till it's FREE!
Honest Politician: One who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
When a politician gets an idea, he usually gets it wrong.
Conceal a flaw and the world will imagine the worst.
I'm Republican because we can't all be on welfare.
Don't spread my wealth... spread my work ethic!
'Fairness' isn't giving my money to lazy people.
Try being informed instead of just opinionated.
Trickle-up Poverty
Reality - what a concept!
Foot: A politician's pacifier.
Politician: A goon with the wind.
Devote: What politicians depend on.
Confuse a Liberal: Use logic and facts.
What kind of ribbon do politicians use?
A politician... One that would circumvent God.
Vote for Jordan Barns - your fiend in City Hall.
Dilatory: Hotline of British Conservative Party.
Massachusetss Woman Has Eye On Kerry's Seat
Government doesn't work. Please return my taxes.
Politics: Poli (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites).

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It's So Cold That...
Ivanovitch
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Saddam Look-A-Likes: Good and Bad News
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Service
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SwarchenEgger
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Trink Das Wasser Nicht
The Turbanator
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Ultimate Border Control Protection
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Voting Tool
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Well Oil Be!
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White House Visit
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