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When a dog bites a man, that is not news because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.
Reporter: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
What did the newspaper reporter say to defend his strong views?
Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper.
Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
Information: How ducks are supposed to fly.
What is a bird's favourite part of the news?
Impressionism: The newspaper of the soul.
What do moose read in the morning?
Marriage License: A noose paper.
Tissue: Your daily nosepaper.
Love Letter: A noose paper.
Columnist: A paragrafter.

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Test your World Knowledge    Trivia  Section
How many gifts would you receive if you received all of the gifts
in the song “The Twelve Days of Christmas”?

What is the world's biggest lottery, held in Spain every December 22nd?
What Christmas food is made from “marsh-whorts”?
What country was previously known for 200 years as Rupert’s Land?

Get your 'Riddle-in' @ joe-ks.com!    Riddle  Section
What Christmas Carol is a favourite of parents?
How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
What is the best key to have?
What's the difference between a sick sailor and a blind man?

You're Kid'n me, right?    Kids  Section
What’s the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
What is a webmaster’s favourite Christmas hymn?
Why does an artist lie down when he paints?
What’s the healthiest insect?

Newest Humour
Jethro loved taking his rubber ducky to the beach
The search for WikiLeak on Wii-ki Leak
What happens when you put 25 litres of paint on the back seat
Yule love this Ten-gallon Stetson driver
Pudding comes to a sticky end
Choosing the best place for Christmas decorations
What do your parents look forward to at Christmas?
Dont forget to beat off the turner!
“I can’t understand why we keep running out of bird seed”
When da whole house was mella
How those eyes - bright as opals - twinkled!
Laser tag used to be a safe game
Little Johnny - caught with his pants down again
WikiLeaks’ Julian Assange unveils real reason for Iraq invasion
Thumbs up to this skateboarder
Invite your friends to 'drop in' for a glass of wine
Frosty the Snowman’s unique baby picture
Merry Christmas from Santa on his English run
Have a dog gone good Christmas!
How to get your entire family together for Christmas
English New Romantic movement meets the Golden Arches
Some poor schlepp’s looking for a speaking part
Naked fireman does his best to spread the flames

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