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February 2010
2010 marks our 15th year online - THANKS to all our supporters!
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Laptop Security
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YesterYear
November 5-6, 2006:
Joe's Guinness World Record for
Sudoku Puzzles
This Day In History 
February 9: 3days to the XXI Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver/Whistler
February 9, 1963: 1st Boeing 747 Test Flight
February 9, 1895: Volleyball (Mintonette) Invented
February 10, 1996: Kasparov's 1st Game Against Deep Blue
February 10, 1763: Treaty of Paris
February 12-28: XXI Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver/Whistler
March 12-21: Paralympic Games in Vancouver/Whistler
Test your World Knowledge
Trivia Section

What 2010 Olympic events take will take place at Whistler?
What is the average temperature in February in Vancouver?
What country's flag won a TKO over the IOC at the 2010 Vancouver Olympic Games?
Who was the only luger to win medals at five consecutive Winter Olympics in singles luge?
Who was the first Winter Olympic gold medalist?
Which countries will make their Winter Olympic débuts at the 2010 Winter Olympics?
Who will be the first Ghanaian to ski in the Winter Olympics?
When was the word 'amateur' eliminated from the Olympic Charter?
When was the first time the Olympic torch was lit indoors?
What was the longest torch relay at the Winter Olympic Games?
What is the most medals won by any athlete at the Winter Olympic Games?
What was the warmest city to host the Winter Olympic Games?
When was the first Winter Olympic Games to have a dedicated athlete's village?
When was the first time ice hockey was played on a smaller NHL-sized ice surface?
Which country has won the most medals at the Olympic Winter Games?
Where were the first Winter Olympic Games held?
When was the first time that the Olympic Games were held by the sea?
When was the first time that Olympic speed skating events were held indoors?
Who is the most decorated Winter Olympian of all time?
Which Hemisphere has never hosted the Winter Olympic Games?
Where was artifical snow first used in the Winter Olympics?
Who is the first athlete to compete at both the Olympic and Paralympic Winter Games?
Get your 'Riddle-in' @ joe-ks.com!
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What ring is painful?
What does one becomes after seven days without food or water?
What kind of buck can't be spent?
You're Kid'n me, right?
Kids Section

What was the Gettysburg Address?
What has antlers and sucks blood?
Who was the biggest gangster in the sea?
Newest Humour
There is always someone who ruins the photo
The other black golfer, now that Tiger's lost his swing
Making light of your backup power supply
Designed by the same people designing Healthcare reform
Meet 'SUPERB OWL' - footbOWL at its best!
Why it won't let you down!
Jethro's new bodybuilding supplement
Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards lends a lorry
The only person they couldn't pay off was Mother Nature!
Saints tickets, anyone?
Maternity bras for an uplifting experience
A hundred reasons to go for a walk
Now Bubba can do a halfpipe with his car
My what a mice home you have!
The ins and outs of spaghetti slurping
His bark tries to reach his bite
Bet he can't eat just one!
As the co-pilot, can you make this landing?
Capturing magical moments inside the tube
Bubba's stepping up in the world!
Getting 'back' to the basics
Cheap management solution to cope with work overload
Bubba crane-ing his neck for a close shave
Did he ask for organ stops?
Instructions on how to properly cook a deer
4x4 truck with moving instructions
World-1st
Olympic Sudoku,
easy kSudoku,
&
Chinese Sudoku
puzzles
Original Hand-Made
Sudoku Puzzles - CAUTION: Very Addictive!
1st online Blind (Braille) Sudoku - a Braille-iant idea...
2nd Guinness World-1st Record set by Joe Defries, the Sudokuholic
1st Guinness World-1st
Record set by Joe Defries and The Possibells
Images du Jour
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Photo Op

Black Golfer

ElectriCandle

Government Snow Plow

Superb Owl

Redneck Muscles

Snow Shuttle Olympic Snow Job

Super Bowl Tickets

UnBralievable

Happy Centipede

Redneck Skateboard

Mice Home

Spaghetti Digest

Frost Bite

When The Chips Are Down

Waves of Hawaii

Redneck Ladder

BachScratcher

Employee Happiness Kit

Redneck Hedge Trimming

Organ Transplant

How To Cook A Deer

Roll Me Over

Jay Leno Saga

Bike Seat Selection

Warm Nap

Pregnant Ref

Official Pace Car

Tree Hugger

You're So Vane!

Fly Art

Da Hood Shirt

Ukrainian Air Conditioning

Trunk Sleeper

Road Hugging Tire

Harley House

Cheerful Trees

Chimp Manager

Mannequin Cello

Third Fiddle

Bad Feather Day

Flood Games

Instant Cats

Winter Doorway

Reconstructive Surgery

TP Kid

Ukrainian Car Alarm

Numb Skulls in Homeland Security

Tiger Shark

It's So Cold That...

New Airport Check-in Attire

Tiger's New Movie

Duct Tape Plane

Lean Two Friends

Cat Pack

Swim-In

Sans Seatbelt

Heavy Drinking

Redneck Cook

2010 Rush Job Calendar

Kick Out Boxing

New Years Resolutions for Nerds

Laptop Security
Send us YOUR Caption, eh!

Global Warming Protest

Paper Lunge

Trail Closed

Metered Toilet

Dick Head

World's Hardest Golf Shot

Open Goal Forgiveness

Christmas Card Flowchart

One Beer A Day

Antique Earplug

Fetch Stick

Frozen Fish

Joe-kster Santa 2009

Snow Bowl

Snow 'Art' - Snow Good!

New Healthcare Medical Symbol

Pipe Pants
Send us YOUR Caption, eh!

Winter Keyboard

Tiagra

Fits Perfectly

Under The Mistletoe

Highest Human Position In The World

White Christmas

Sarah Palin's Vogue Magazine Cover

Croc Retrieval

Eat Your Vegetables

Pet Mouse

Very Crispness!

Play Cat

Cockatoo Or Cockatwo?

Plane Limo

Redneck Santa Float

Redneck Fireplace

Balanced Writer

Rinse Ride

My Chair

Most Expensive Car Wrecks

Hair Moan Therapy

Bale Face

Donut Seeds

Run Down Apartments

Redneck Christmas Lights

Santa Stop Lights

Gate Crashers

Wall Parkade

Parrot Mailbox

Best Clock Ever

Sticker Story

Discrimination

Facial Hair
Send us YOUR Caption, eh!

Loo View

Tiger Wood's 2009 Christmas Card

2010 Hooters Calendar

Tiger Wood's Trophy

Noodle Art

Nose Thrills

Beauty of Mathematics

Christmas Bad Attitude

Cursor Fun

Free Nobel Peace Prize

Legal Disclosure

Coming In, Going Out

Original Homeland Security - Second Amendment

My Life

Company Escape Clause
Send us YOUR Caption, eh!

Turkey Recipe

Grey Cup Fever

Somalia Cruise

Wife's Nightie

Bike Chain Clock

Dog Spa

Cup of Mona Lisa

Lunch Break

Small Bills

Blonde Password

Whole Human

Free Beer

Open Air Reader

Pumpkin Pie Maker

Only in Montana

TP Safety

Dashing Name

River Crossing
Send us YOUR Caption, eh!

Tight FM Bandwidth

DentAid

Redneck Water Heater

Mexican Recliners

ObamaCare Tablets

Blind CarGo

H1N1 Flu Mask

Ditto Christmas Lights

It Was That Close

Attention Span

Winter Chair

Cruising Advice

Centre Square Peg

Cohan Bird

Long Noodles

Overloaded Bookshop

Stool There

Tea Bait

Redneck Gas Cap

Baby Juggling

Important Phone Call

Bamopoly

Waffle Board

Woman Sharpshooter

Hand Tool

Redneck Water Taps

Lettuce Face

Flower Shop For Men

Redneck Shower

Calendar Shredder

Halloween Moon

Coolie Hat Helmet

Abbo Monopoly

Squirrel Security

Animal Tested

Santaween

Downhill Safari

Redneck Sprinkler

Good Reception

I Have A Question

Shimmy Car-nage

Bacon Bra

African Meal on Wheels

Memory Fish

Cleanup

Real Life Photoshop

Redneck Tailgate

Sick Tombstone

Colour Pencils

Pa Loves Women

Catch of the Day

Motorcycle Side-Car

Scrabble Tombstone

Sun Protection

A Beautiful Message About Growing Old

I Want My Own Room

Face Plant
Send us YOUR Caption, eh!

Never Run a Red Light!

The Good Old Days

Pour Picture
Send us YOUR Caption, eh!

Mary Potter

Laughing Owl

Redneck Stars

Captive Audience

Graffiti Steps

Redneck DoorBells
 
Pizza Melt

Tobacco Smoke Enema

Harley Load

Flintstones Car

Joystick Car

www Victim

Not-So-Smart Car

Cat Fish
 
Biking in Florida

Long Kiss
Send us YOUR Caption, eh!

Casualty Way

Redneck Family Car

Best Retriever

Car Shower

Pocket Book

Redneck Car Seats
 
Ant Attack

Border Agent Alert

Hopscotch for Seniors

Refreshing Dump

Spotted Spotters

Organ Donor

Take Away Van

Wedding Cake for Men

New Ball Boy

Booger Queen

Lego Restoration

Cheap Jeep

Not You!
Send us YOUR Caption, eh!

Chain Mail

Confused Store

Sock Anatomy

Teeter TottHer
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Air Meal

Easy Mopping

Redneck Stove Burner

Jet Ski Transport

Game Car

Strong Straws

Nose For Coke

Outlet Wall

Puzzle Door Lock

Recession Cutbacks

Redneck Boat Ramp

Camel Bike
Send us YOUR Caption, eh!

Charlottetown Fire Truck

Pun-e Signs

Artistic COPs

Musical Spoons

Table Head Wireless

Watch For Moose On Road

Tartan Treasures

McLobster

Halifax Pirate

Spot The Clock

Newfoundland Rocks

Signal Hill Wireless

Newfoundland Is For The Birds

Garden of Eat'En

Wikipedia Offline

Kids Home

Bandage Art

Pressing Art

TP Toilet

Stoolbus

Straws

Digital Analog Clock

Police Dogs in Alabama

Mexican Lion

Cloth Road
Send us YOUR Caption, eh!

Shoe Stop

Dead End Road

Cockroach Cancer

All Dogs Go To Heaven

Joe's 2nd Guinness World Record - set November 2006 for 'Marathon Solo Sudoku Puzzles'
  
Joe's 1st Guinness World Record - set July 2005 for 'Marathon Solo
Handbells'

Photo Op
Black Golfer
ElectriCandle
Government Snow Plow
Superb Owl Viagra Ingredients
Redneck Muscles
Snow Shuttle
Olympic Snow Job
Super Bowl Tickets
UnBralievable
Happy Centipede
Redneck Skateboard
Mice Home
Spaghetti Digest
Frost Bite
When The Chips Are Down
Aircraft Carrier Landing (2.5M)
Waves of Hawaii
Redneck Ladder
BachScratcher
Employee Happiness Kit
Redneck Hedge Trimming
Organ Transplant
How To Cook A Deer
Roll Me Over
Jay Leno Saga
Bike Seat Selection
Warm Nap
Pregnant Ref
Official Pace Car
Tree Hugger
You're So Vane!
Fly Art
Da Hood Shirt
Ukrainian Air Conditioning
Trunk Sleeper
Road Hugging Tire
eBay Bid
Harley House
Cheerful Trees
Chimp Manager
Mannequin Cello
Third Fiddle
Bad Feather Day
Flood Games
Instant Cats
Winter Doorway
Asses and Camels
Reconstructive Surgery
TP Kid
Ukrainian Car Alarm
Numb Skulls in Homeland Security
Tiger Shark
It's So Cold That...
New Airport Check-in Attire
Military Quotes
Cat Surprise (1.2M)
Tiger's New Movie
Duct Tape Plane
Lean Two Friends
Cat Pack
Swim-In
Sans Seatbelt
Heavy Drinking
Redneck Cook
2010 Rush Job Calendar
Kick Out Boxing
Chocolate Math for 2010
New Years Resolutions for Nerds
Laptop Security
Global Warming Protest
Paper Lunge
Trail Closed
Metered Toilet
Dick Head
World's Hardest Golf Shot
Open Goal Forgiveness
Christmas Card Flowchart
One Beer A Day
Antique Earplug
Fetch Stick
Frozen Fish
Joe-kster Santa 2009
Snow Bowl
Snow 'Art' - Snow Good!
New Healthcare Medical Symbol
Pipe Pants
Winter Keyboard
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Tiagra
Fits Perfectly
Under The Mistletoe (470k)
Highest Human Position In The World
White Christmas
Sarah Palin's Vogue Magazine Cover
Croc Retrieval
Eat Your Vegetables
Pet Mouse
Very Crispness!
Play Cat
Cockatoo Or Cockatwo?
Plane Limo
Three Stages of Man
Redneck Santa Float
Redneck Fireplace
Most Famous Man
Balanced Writer
Rinse Ride
My Chair
Most Expensive Car Wrecks
Hair Moan Therapy
Bale Face
Donut Seeds
Scratch Lottery Tickets (1.8M)
Run Down Apartments
Redneck Christmas Lights
Santa Stop Lights
Gate Crashers
Wall Parkade
Parrot Mailbox
Best Clock Ever
Sticker Story
Discrimination
Facial Hair
Frozen Crabs
Loo View
Tiger Wood's 2009 Christmas Card
2010 Hooters Calendar
Tiger Wood's Trophy
Noodle Art
Nose Thrills
Beauty of Mathematics
Tiger Woods Would
Christmas Bad Attitude
Cursor Fun
Demolition Las Vegas Style
Free Nobel Peace Prize
Legal Disclosure
Coming In, Going Out
Too Much Turkey
Original Homeland Security - Second Amendment
My Life
Company Escape Clause
Father Load
Turkey Recipe
Grey Cup Fever
Somalia Cruise
Wife's Nightie
Bike Chain Clock
Dog Spa
Cup of Mona Lisa
Lunch Break
Small Bills
Blonde Password
Whole Human
Free Beer
Open Air Reader
Pumpkin Pie Maker
Only in Montana
TP Safety
Dashing Name
Aussie Guide Dog (2.5M)
River Crossing
Tight FM Bandwidth
DentAid
Redneck Water Heater
Mexican Recliners
ObamaCare Tablets
Blind CarGo
Catholic Heart Attack
H1N1 Flu Mask
British Generosity
Ditto Christmas Lights
It Was That Close
Attention Span
Winter Chair
Cruising Advice
Irish Bar
Centre Square Peg
Cohan Bird
How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall?
Long Noodles
Overloaded Bookshop
Stool There
Tea Bait
Redneck Gas Cap
Baby Juggling
Important Phone Call
Bamopoly
Waffle Board
Woman Sharpshooter
Hand Tool
Redneck Water Taps
Lettuce Face
Flower Shop For Men
Redneck Shower
Calendar Shredder
Halloween Moon
Fireworks Wizard (2.3M)
Coolie Hat Helmet
Abbo Monopoly
Squirrel Security
Animal Tested
Santaween
Downhill Safari
Redneck Sprinkler
I Have A Question
Shimmy Car-nage
Bacon Bra
World's Longest Sudoku Puzzle
World's Largest Sudoku Puzzle
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