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The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs.

Laws are like cobwebs which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.
If a lawyer slipped and hurt himself at a pool, what kind of case would he have?
Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the middle of the stream and dam it up.
Under the English legal system you are innocent until proven to be Irish.
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake.
On a bill from lawyer, typed by his secretary: Bull rendered: $500.
If a man smashed a clock, could he be convicted of killing time?
Receiver: An official appointed by the court to take what's left.
Which amendment gives you the right to pull up your sleeves?
It's better to be tried by twelve men than to be carried by six.
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Don't tell my mother I'm a lawyer - she thinks I'm a hooker.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
Supine: What the lawyer did after he ran into the tree.
“Your Honour, you're crazy!” said Tom judgmentally.
A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman.
What do you call a place  where a law student lives?
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Lawyer: A cat who settles disputes between mice.
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.
Judge Not Convinced Murder Victim is Still Alive
Testimoney: Fees paid to expert witnesses.
Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
What kind of clothes do attorneys wear?
Please don't hit me - my lawyer's in jail.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Grand Jury: One that say, "Not Guilty."
What do lawyers wear on their feet?
Why did the blueberry need a lawyer?
How is a judge like an English teacher?
Why did the cucumber need a lawyer?
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
Lawyer says client is not that guilty.
Shyster: The other fellow's lawyer.
Justice: A decision in your favour.
Counsel: Advice with a price tag.
Man minus ear waives hearing.
Divorce Court: A hall of blame.
Lawyer Calls Soul As Witness
Why is a lawyer like a crow?
How do law students date?
Law   Lawyer   Legal
What is a briefcase?
How are judges like basketball referees?
What advice did the attorney give to the Native American?

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Nag, Nag, Nag
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New Illinois License Plate
Newspaper Bloopers
Norvegian Humour
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Nutcracker Suite - Chinese Version
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"Was" His Car
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Wife's Remote Revenge
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