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Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
Congress: A body of government that does not solve problems - it just investigates them.
The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.
Coupe D'Etat: The forcible takeover of a government by someone in a 2-door car.
Liberal: A man who feel's it's his responsibility to spend a Conservative's money.
Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population.
When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers 'Can I use a lifeline?'
Revenue Canada: We've got what it takes  to take what you've got.
We have the best government in the world... that money can buy.
So you think Healthcare is expensive now? Just wait till it's FREE!
Population Explosion: When people take leave of their census.
Revolution: An abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
Sure, you can trust the government - just ask an Indian!
In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Censorship: Advertising paid for by the government.
What do you call a man with a government subsidy?
If they taxed intelligence, he'd get a hefty rebate.
Rich or poor, the government will get your money.
Don't steal - the government hates competition.
Government Deficit
Confuse a Liberal: Use logic and facts.
Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club
State Says Cost of Saving Money Too High
A penny saved is a government oversight.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Socialism - the equal distribution of poverty.
I love my country. It's my government I fear.
Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it.
Government doesn't work. Please return my taxes.

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