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“If you
think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt.”
“I'm
not feeling well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.”
“Golf
is a good walk spoiled.”
“Any
swing improvement will only last three holes.”
“The
first illuminated golf course was opened for people who liked swinging
nightclubs.”
What course do golfers take?
Where
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What's a golfer's
favourite bug?
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of pants with them when they play golf?
Businessman: The man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.
Executive: One who makes a prompt decision and is sometimes right.
Honesty: The greatest handicap you can have in golf.
Golf: Cow pasture pool.
What do you call a gorilla who plays golf?
Why is Tiger Woods like a computer?
What did the desperate golfer eat?
Chip Shot: A short, low approach shot that gets a player into position for one
or more missed puts.
Parking: Top golfer at the country club.
Shaft: You watch the kids while he gets to go golfing.
What golf equipment was out when attendance was taken?
I used to watch golf on TV...
What beverage is best for a golfer?
Why do golfers like Fruit Loops?
Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club!
Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss.
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Your Parrot Is Dead, Senor!

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