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I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
A bad day of fishing turns into a good day of drinking.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
If I can't fish in heaven, I'm not going.
Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam.
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfish
He thinks the Internet is something you catch fish in.
Ninety percent of the fish are caught by 10 percent of the fishermen.
Fishermen often argue about de-bait.
Rectangle: What the fisherman was left with after his brush with Moby Dick.
Only dead fish swim with the stream.
Dumped Fish Remains Upset
I prefer trout to salmon,” Tom said officiously.
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.
What do penguins use for fishing?
Why are fish smart?
Optimist: A fisherman who takes a camera with him when he goes fishing.
Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband.
What kind of fish performs operations?
What did the fish teacher say to her school?
What kind of tests are fish good at?
Fishing: A jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other end.
Microfiche: Sardines.
Prize Fish: Any fish that weighs more than the gear used to catch it.

Which fish live in heaven?
How can you get in touch with a fish?
Where do you find the most fish?
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
When is fishing bad for you?
What's the best way to catch a fish?
Why did the blonde attach her computer to a fishing rod?
Fishing: The art of loitering in and around bodies of water in an effort to find food under a false pretense.



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