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Male: A domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
A man seldom makes the same mistake tiwce. Generally, it's three times or more.
I tried to embrace my feminine side, but it filed a restraining order against me.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby.
Never get mad at someone for knowing more than you do. It's not her fault.
He's never had a head cold in his life - because germs can't live in a vacuum.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
Kleenex: what men should be like: soft, strong, and disposable.
Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4,000 stereo in it.
My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes.
Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you.
Support Women's Lib - make him sleep in the damp patch.
I wear the pants in my family - right under my apron.
Elizabeth Dole Had No Choice But to Run as a Woman
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare.
Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based.
Women's libbers should all be put behind bras.
I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes.
Chic: A convent for unloved women.
Man: A being in search of meaning.
Man: The only animal that cooks.
Jewelry: A woman's best friend.

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Pour Woman's Dress


Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages


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