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Most of the people who sit around and wait for the harvest haven't planted anything.

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night, then pray for crop failure on Sunday.
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place.
Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs.
Concubine: Machine that Canadian farmers use to harvest wheat.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Cow: A machine that makes it possible for people to eat grass.
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M.
Why shouldn't you cry when a cow slips and falls on the ice?
Invest in a dairy farm - you'll have plenty of liquid assets.
What happens to hens who don't produce enough eggs?
Decaffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby.
Which sports channel does a poultry farmer watch?
If you planted an angry cow, what would come up?
How did the tractor get his son a job on the farm?
Cows, calves never bred... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
Where do timid farmers sit at the lamb auction?
What does a math teacher use to plow a field?
Dairymaid: A girl who ought to know butter.
What do you call a cow that can't give milk?
Why did the farmer put corn in his shoes?
How did the farmer find his missing cow?
Always drink upstream from the herd.
What did the boots say to the cowboy?
What prayer do cows say at bedtime?
Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.
How does a farmer cut his grass?
What do you call a nervous cow?
Spilt Milk: Udder waste.
Hay: Grass à la mowed.
Pasteurize: Too far to see.
Shamble: Imitation male cow.
Abbotsford - smell our dairy air!

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