Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men.
Margaret Atwood |
Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying.
Missa Says |
The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible.
Hugh Taylor |
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough.
Unknown |
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho.
Unknown |
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease.
Unknown |
Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off!
Kathy Cagney |
It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak!
Unknown |
Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges.
Unknown |
Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window."
Unknown |
I'm trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week.
Erma Bombeck |
Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact.
Unknown |
Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin.
Unknown |
A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret.
Unknown |
People with closed minds should try and be more closed-mouthed.
Unknown |
Love the life you live. Live the life you love.
Bob Marley |
Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness.
Unknown |
All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time.
Unknown |
Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.
Unknown |
Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do.
Unknown |
Book lovers never go to bed alone.
Unknown |
Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
Unknown |
Information is the currency of democracy.
Unknown |
That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.
Emily Dickinson |
Do it now. Sometimes later becomes never.
Unknown |
Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf.
Unknown |
The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example.
Unknown |
When the roots are deep there is no reason to fear the wind.
Unknown |
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view
Unknown |
It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die.
Steve Biko |
The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does.
Unknown |
If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors.
Unknown |
If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true?
Jiminy Cricket |
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
Cicero |
A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others.
Unknown |
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound?
Unknown |
It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build.
Nelson Mandela |
Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas.
Unknown |
People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.
Unknown |
Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life.
Unknown |
People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights.
Indira Gandhi |
The time is always right to do the right thing.
Unknown |
Everybody sooner or later sits down to a banquet of consequences.
Unknown |
I was wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets, then it hit me.
Unknown |
Traveling leaves you speechless and turns you into a storyteller.
Unknown |
Family is not an important thing - it's everything.
Michael J. Fox |
Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen.
Unknown |
Make yourself a priority once in a while. It's not selfish, it's a necessity.
Unknown |
Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast
Unknown |
Mathematics: the only subject that counts.
Unknown |
