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Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men.
Margaret Atwood

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying.
Missa Says

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible.
Hugh Taylor

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough.
Unknown

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho.
Unknown

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease.
Unknown

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off!
Kathy Cagney

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak!
Unknown

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges.
Unknown

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window."
Unknown

I'm trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week.
Erma Bombeck

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact.
Unknown

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin.
Unknown

A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves you a hundred moments of regret.
Unknown

People with closed minds should try and be more closed-mouthed.
Unknown

Love the life you live. Live the life you love.
Bob Marley

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness.
Unknown

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time.
Unknown

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.
Unknown

Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do.
Unknown

Book lovers never go to bed alone.
Unknown

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
Unknown

Information is the currency of democracy.
Unknown

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.
Emily Dickinson

Do it now. Sometimes later becomes never.
Unknown

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf.
Unknown

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example.
Unknown

When the roots are deep there is no reason to fear the wind.
Unknown

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view
Unknown

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die.
Steve Biko

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does.
Unknown

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors.
Unknown

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true?
Jiminy Cricket

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
Cicero

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others.
Unknown

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound?
Unknown

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build.
Nelson Mandela

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas.
Unknown

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable.
Unknown

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life.
Unknown

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights.
Indira Gandhi

The time is always right to do the right thing.
Unknown

Everybody sooner or later sits down to a banquet of consequences.
Unknown

I was wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets, then it hit me.
Unknown

Traveling leaves you speechless and turns you into a storyteller.
Unknown

Family is not an important thing - it's everything.
Michael J. Fox

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen.
Unknown

Make yourself a priority once in a while. It's not selfish, it's a necessity.
Unknown

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast
Unknown

Mathematics: the only subject that counts.
Unknown

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