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No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful.
Munia Khan

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life.
Will Advise

Insects all business all the time.
David Foster Wallace
The Pale King

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon.
Jack Kerouac
Lonesome Traveler

In summer the empire of insects spreads.
Adam Zagajewski

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect.
Gigi Hadid

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
Karl Pilkington

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still.
Samuel Johnson

I've become a much more serious young insect.
Andrew Denton

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his?
Emile M. Cioran

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain.
Henry David Thoreau

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life.
Robin Wright

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not.
William Shakespeare
King Lear

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected.
Carl Sandburg

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.
Robert Benchley

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
Kathleen Turner
Body Heat

Wedded be thou to the hags of hell.
William Shakespeare
Henry VI, Part 2

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks.
Rita Rudner

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.
Anne Bancroft

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German.
Oscar Wilde
The Critic as Artist

The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine.
P G Wodehouse

Big girls need big diamonds.
Elizabeth Taylor

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman.
Jewish Prayer

A woman's work is never done - by men.

Some leaders are born women.

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives.
Jill Ruckelshaus

What do women want?
Sigmund Freud

Toughness doesn't have to come in a pinstripe suit.
Diane Feinstein

I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both.
Patricia Shroeder

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man.
Iranian Penal Code

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused.
Freda Adler

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist.
Sally Kempton

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it.

Law and order are not necessarily partners.

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit.

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization.

A government of law is a government of lawyers.

Necessity hath no law.
Oliver Cromwell

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.
Adlai Stevenson
(about picketers who attacked him in Dallas)

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood.
Mike Royko

Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that's true anywhere in the world.
Andrew Young

So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private individuals will occasionally kill theirs.
Elbert Hubbard

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law.
Abraham Lincoln

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens.
Lyndon B Johnson

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence.
John Foster Dulles

Law is order, and good law is good order.

A policeman's lot is not a happy one.
W S Gilbert

Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law.
Earl Warren

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.
Roscoe Pound

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