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Doctor  Joe-ks
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Support a Lawyer - become a Doctor.
Cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.

Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
Specialist in women and other diseases.
Plastic Surgeon's Sign:
Hello, can we pick your nose?
Podiatrist's Sign:
Time wounds all heels.
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
His doctor told him to take a urine test, so he studied for 3 weeks.
Never say, “I’m new at this” to a patient. First Rule for Interns.
To spot the doctor, pick the one who still has his appendix and tonsils.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change?
Why is what doctors do called "practice"?
Barium: What doctors do when treatment fails.
Paradox: Two physicians.
Pediatrician: Man of little patients.
A cure guaranteed or your mania back.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Colorectal Surgeon Praise
I’m waiting to see the doctor,” said Tom patiently.
If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969696969.
There’s no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment.
What do you call two doctors?
What do surgeons charge their patients?
What's left after a doctor removes part of a patient's colon?
Why did the psychiatrist develop a split personality?
What do foot doctors eat for breakfast?
Diagnosis: A physician's forecast of the disease by the patient's pulse and purse.
Orthodox: Bone doctors.
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
Seasickness: What a doctor does all day.
URL: What you don't want the doc to say at your yearly exam.
What does a chiropractor take at the end of his studies?
What did the Doctor say to his hungry patient?
What do you do when the Doctor tells you you're iron-deficient?
Episiotomy: Cutting a wide birth.
What did the Doctor tell the patient with chronic diarrhea?
How can you tell if your Doctor's a quack?
How do you feel after a Doctor sticks a needle into you?


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Baby Peephole

Dentist Bowling

Car Surgeon

Modern Dentistry - Painful but Fast!


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65 And Pregnant

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A Woman's Mind

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Alzheimer's Wing 

Ambulance Driver Reports - Fire/Rescue Memorandum
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Arkansas Surgeons

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Australia 101 For Tourists

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Baby's First Exam
Baseball for the Inmates

Baseball Sickness

B.C. Health Care

Bedworthy Bartender

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Best Surgical Patients
Better With Viagra

Big Birth - They Start Off Big At This Hospital
Big Portion Postcard Delivery
Bird Flu Prevention

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Birth Control Pill For Men
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The Birth Order of Children
Blonde's Medical Dictionary
Blonde Doctor Visit

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Boy’s Anatomy Lesson
Brain Transplant

Brains:     Female   Male  
Female & Male Brains  (pps)
Break A Leg

Breast Fed Baby

Breast Implant Breakthrough

Bridge Shin Players
Broken Egg 

Broken Lawn Mower – Husband Chores
'Bug Light' Invisible Monsters On Your Desk
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By Popular Demand - Get A Vasectomy!

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Cell Phone Extraction... Bum Deal
Chain Gang Message 4U
Chiropractor Mailbox

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Circumcision 

Clinic Onion Rings
Colonoscopy Comments
Colorectal Surgeon Praise

Congratulations On Your New Home Loan!  (2.5M)
Cosmetic Surgery - Wife's Choice
Couch Ouch 

Cough Syrup – The Best Treatment
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Cross-Eyed Bull - Newfie Vet's "Proctocol" Remedy
Cure For A Cold - Portable Version

Cure for Child Abuse

Deck Of Cards Patient

Dedicated Golfer Plays Hospital Rounds
Dedicated Manager - Wife or Mistress?
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Dental Checkup

Dental Plan - Latest Extraction Technology
Dentist Bowling

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Difference Between Arthritis, Rheumatism and Gout
Diet Doctor To The Rescue
Differences Between Male and Female
Discharge

Do You Drive A Cataract?

Do You Have An HMO? 

Do-It-Yourself Vasectomy
Doctor Joe-ks
Doctor, Doctor Joe-ks
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Does Childbirth Hurt?
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Don't Work Too Hard - Nobody Notices Anyway...
Dr. Plank - 'Speck Out Of Your Eye' Guy
Dr. Seuss on Unnecessary RISC

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Fantasy Letter

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Flatulence Problem
For Women Only

Fractured Foot or Hand?

German By Birth
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Good Diagnosis
Gynecologist Exam
Gynecologists Convention
Gynecologist Visit
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Health Barometer... or just a Bum Deal?
Health Canada Warning - BARS Syndrome

Health Care Profession – Secret Codes

Health Clinic Trauma
Health Tips for Fat Friends
Healthy Breakfast

Heart Attack

Heart Attack Grill 

Heart Transplant

Help For The Snoring Husband

Here Comes Baby - Halloween Costume for 2005

HMO Judgment Day
Hole In The Head

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Holiday Songs for the Disturbed
Honey, I Blew Up My Lung
Honey, What's For Supper?
Honourable Profession

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Horse Swallower

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How To Tell If You've Got What It Takes, Men
How Was I Born – Modern ‘Birds And Bees’
If I Stop Chewing Myself ...
If Women Controlled Medicine
In My Footsteps?
Indigestion Recipe: Molded Pork Loaf
Infectious Rabies
Inseparable Seizures – Tribal Specialists
Insufficient Brain Study

Intensive Care Casualties
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Latest Surgical Procedure – ‘The Knob’

Laughter Fosters Healthy Blood Vessels
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Lettuce Not Go There...
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London Fertility Doctor
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Lost Surgeon on the Internet
Loud Heart
Mac Attack in the Operating Room
Magic Touch

Make Womb For Baby

Mammogram Appointment
Manitoba Health Care's Test For Alzheimer's

Market Share Competition in New York

Meccano Shoe 

Mechanical Patient 

Medical Alert - Apthous Fever Contamination

Medical Breakthrough

Medical Records
Medical Term for Laziness
Meeting of the Body Parts
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Memory Test

Mental Patient’s Exit Exam
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The Middle Wife and Mom’s Play-Center
Mexican Woman Performs Self Caesarean
Miserly Farmer's Conditional Payment
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Modern Dentistry - Painful but Fast!

"Mommy Alert" Diaper Meter
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Newfie Vasectomy

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No Luck With Women
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Not Looking Good For The Wife

Not-So-Dangerous Operation


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Old People Never Die, They Just...

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One Way Ticket To Mars
Only 24 Hours To Live
Operating Room Scraps
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Patient Patient

Patient's Ticker-Tape Parades
Peek-A-Boo ICU
Penny For Your Thoughts

The Perfect Weight

Pharmacist's Cyanide Prescription
Physical Fitness
Physicians Advised to Avoid Slang
Placebo Pills

Plastic Surgery for Long Life

PLO X-Ray - Concealed Weapon

PMS:     #1    #2
Poke Here, Doc

Polish Paramedics 

Pool Ball Diet – Doctor's Prescription
Post-Op Complication Prescription
Potentially Well

Prescription for Dog Barking

Proctologist’s Second-Hand Prescription
Psychiatrist's Early Opinion

Psychiatrist Therapy Turns Back Clock
Psychiatric Office Answering Machine

Psychiatrist Transference
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Psychoanalysis Test
Psychoanalyst Defined
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Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him!

Rectum Racquetball
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Secretary Not

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Sheep Counter
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Sick Extension

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Simultaneous Hunters

Singing Gynecologist
Sleep Better - Use Birth Control Pills

Southern Emergency 

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Table Scraps in the Operating Room

"Take Charge" Nurse
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Thanks For The Mammaries, Doc!
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This Drink's On Me
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Tight With God
Time's Up!

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What ???

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When Can I See The Baby?

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Worried Mother

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You Have A Cute Baby