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Einstein
“The secret to creativity is knowing how to appreciate your sources.”
Joe-kster
License Plate Submissions #301 - 400
World License Plate Humour
www.LicensePlateHumor.com &
www.LicensePlateHumour.com
“When metal license plates were first distributed, many people tagged along.”
License Plate Submissions for Credits #1 to 200
License Plate Submissions for Credits #201 to 300
License Plate Submissions for Credits #401+
301.
GOTOPLS
"I own a 1975 oldsmobile delta 88 holiday coupe convertible in
hamilton, ontario, canada the plate reads gotopls [go topless] it gets a lot of
laughs and looks when my wife drives the car."
- from
Larry McAllister, Hamilton, Ontario.
302.
FYSCHYN,
GN_CMPN,
GN_FSHN
&
TYM2FSH
"FYSCHYN
- OLD ENGLISH, RETIRED FROM DAD'S TRUCK;
GN CMPN - GONE CAMPIN, ON CAMPER;
GN FSHN - GONE FISHIN, ON PICKUP
TRUCK;
TYM2FSH - TIME TO FISH, ON BOAT
TRAILER. ALL OF THESE ARE MY REGISTERED MICHIGAN PLATES."
- from
Rick Bayes, Edwardsburg, Michigan.
303.
STV-MCQ
"Steve McQueen - on a Ford Mustang GT."
- from
Mac McDonald, Cape Coral, Florida.
304.
RD2LV
"Ride
to Live"
- from
David L. Bross, Edgerton, Kansas.
305.
UNMEL8R
"You
and me later - just got this for my hummer h2."
- from
Blake Dorris, Daytona Beach, Florida.
306.
LSN2ME
"Listen to me.... maybe a singer or something."
- from
Aryanna Phan-Hill, Winnipeg, Manitoba.
307.
2DACAMP
"I want to give you my license plate. I always love hearing the
comments made about it. We do own a camp and will say this when we're ready to
go. The funny thing is, our Jack Russell knows exactly what this means and jumps
with joy about going. (we cannot say it until we are absolutely ready to go out
the door!)"
- from
Debbie Dube, New Hampshire.
308.
NOVAKNC
"My RV plate is *NOVAKNC* (No Vacancy). I have a frame around
above it, says *Elms Motel* & *don`t even ask* underneath the plate!"
- from
Mark Elms, Choctaw Oklahoma.
309.
U8R_TRKY
"You Ate Our Turkey - turkey farmer."
- from
Trenda Varner, Head Waters, Virginia.
310.
FLEWBYU
"Flew by You; on a 2001 toyota celica."
- from
Jillissa Balcom, Marshalltown, Iowa.
311.
C_U_N_OZ
&
LOST_N_OZ
"C U N OZ
- ON MY SUV FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS; LOST N OZ - ON
MY CAR."
- from
Dorothy Brown, Columbus, Ohio.
312.
HSECAT,
ITCHY
&
YRDDOG
"HSECAT
- Due to wife's spite of my YRDDOG plate. On a 04' ZX636 motorcycle;
ITCHY - On 02' BMW. Nickname due to siblings not
being able to pronounce Richie when we were kids; YRDDOG -
On 06' ZX14 motorcycle. Due to not being able to have dog in house."
- from
Richard Henry, Kapolei, Hawaii.
313.
RX_&_SLT
"Rocks and Salt - how she likes her margaritas."
- from
Tina Bridges, Parrot Head Plate,
Virginia Beach, Virginia.
314.
STORMIN
"For My Dad - 'STORMIN NORMAN ROOT' - on a FORD F-150 S-CREW
(Kalispell, Montana plate)."
- from
Michael Root, Gilbert, Arizona.
315.
FN_KEWL
"fun and cool - on my
89
corvette."
- from
Ken Kettles, Kelowna B.C.
316.
NOS_4_ATU
"NOS 4 ATU is nosforatu as in vampire. The lady in the car looked
a bit goth - I thought it was a very funny plate. Massachusetts plate. Saw on
Mass Pike."
- from
Kate Skelton Woodbury, Connecticut.
317.
GDAY-M8
&
G-LOPPY
"GDAY-M8
- Friendly Australian greeting.
Personal plate on my white
Cadillac;
G-LOPPY -
Jalopy (not
really) - Personal plate on my 34 Mercedes replica."
- from
Diane Schwendener, St. Charles,
Missouri.
318.
BBDEER,
CORP_SIS
&
PAPA_SRF
"BBDEER
- My name is Fawn, means
"fawn";
CORP_SIS - Brother is a Navy Corpman;
PAPA_SRF - Grandpa is a surfer."
- from
Fawn Rigali, Ventura, California.
319.
GO2DGYM
"Driver is personal trainer."
- from
Dominique Swinson, Montgomery,
Alabama.
320.
ISUE4U
"I sue for you - Lawyer."
- from
Matthew Dyer, Auckland, New Zealand.
321.
PULTZR
"Pulitzer - On a Black Thunderbird Convertible, registered in
Atlanta, driven by a Novelist with very high ambitions!"
- from
Irene Walsh, Atlanta.
322.
ARCHITK,
FLSGRID
&
I BIKE
"ARCHITK - I have the plate on my
Black 2007 Envoy, I am an Architect. Before that I had the plate
I BIKE - on my 2004 CTS-V because I bicycle race. I
am looking at creating the plate FLSGRID for False
Grid for the Envoy because I race a 1959 Austin Healey and we start on the False
Grid."
- from
Doug Bruce, Bloomington, Indiana.
323.
ANASLEX
"Saw this one on
another web site: If you read it fast, you probably need to re-read it to
see that it was supposed to reference Ana's Lexus."
- from
Chad Portenga, Michigan.
324.
BI G 454 H
"BI G 454 H (H means historic = over
30 years old); Bielefeld (= BI), NRW (Northrhine Westfalia), Germany, on my
Corvette Bigblock 454."
- from
Gerd Gratenau, Bielefeld, Germany.
325.
8 DGRMR
"Great Dog Groomer on a Tahoe."
- from
Ken & Darlene Zapp, Fairbury,
Illinois.
326.
HUMBLE
"Parks at the Abbott Public Library, Maverick St Marblehead, MA in
a NO PARKING zone on the wrong side of the street half on the sidewalk!
HUMBLE #1
HUMBLE #2"
- Anonymous submission, Marblehead,
Massachusetts.
327.
HIHOWRU
"Most 'vanity' or personalized plates usually say something about
the car or it's owner. I chose to display a friendly greeting instead. Seems
almost everyone around here says 'Hi, how are you?' when they greet someone, so
I was surprised to find that this plate was not already taken when I applied for
it. It draws lots of positive response - even cops give me friendly waves.
It just occurred to me that a simple rearrangement of the letters would
drastically change the tone of the message, and quite likely get you pulled
over: HOWHIRU Sunny Skies & No Worries."
- from
Rip Lichliter, Idaho.
328.
CND-USA
"See the USA in your Chevrolet on a '57 chevy - Dina Shore song
advertising the new 57 Chevrolet."
- from
Dave Nickles, Denver, Colorado.
329.
GR8 MPG
&
4U2DCODE
"GR8 MPG
- Great Miles Per Gallon (on Prius); 4U2DCODE -
For You To Decode."
- from
Glenn Zuch, Lockport, New York.
330.
U1D10T
"You idiot, seen in Albany, Georgia"
- from
Jeff Schlarb, Leesburg, Georgia.
331.
TONAFUN
"Ton of Fun on my Jeep Wrangler."
- from
Randy Price, Brandon, Mississippi.
332.
DWN4WHVR
"Down For Whatever"
- from
Cee Cee, Birmingham, Alabama.
333.
NTOTO2
"Dorothy's question to Glinda the good witch in Wizard of Oz, 'And
Toto too?' "
- from
Seymour Butz, Chestertown, Maryland.
334.
OK2BOK
"It means many different things to different people (lots of
comments)... but mainly high self-esteem."
- from
Gene Hocutt, Birmingham, Alabama.
335.
NO_DRIP
"Plate reads
NO DRIP on water company van with Tap / Faucet on top
seen in Tauranga, New Zealand while on holiday."
- from
Alan Needham, Cornwall, United
Kingdom.
336.
RS67SS
"1967 numbers matching RS SS Camaro "
- from
Clay Moorhead, Oregon.
337.
RMBLCT
"Rumble Seat - a friend of mine has this plate on his Harley. He
is from Calgary, Alberta."
- from
Kathy Smith, Onoway, Alberta.
338.
95_NEON,
DZNYNUT,
HRSPWRD,
MEECHEL,
URSNKB8,
&
WDW_LVR
"95 NEON
- was on my 1995 dodge neon when i owned it; DZNYNUT
- Disney Nut on my 2001 Tahoe before i sold it. Believe it or not, i got a
notice that they had to have a hearing to pass that plate when i got it;
HRSPWRD - Horsepowered- on my 99 mustang in
phoenix, az-traded car for cobra but have plate still;
MEECHEL - Me'Chaele-on my wife 05 Mazda 6 in Phoenix, az, it's her middle
name;
URSNKB8 - You are snake bait - on my 1999 mustang
cobra; WDW_LVR - Walt Disney World Lover was on my
99 mustang."
- from
Art Carter, Phoenix, Arizona.
339.
GO_GOLF
&
NSTYLE
"GO GOLF
- on my 2001 S-80 Volvo. This is my version of the proper golf cart;
NSTYLE -
on my 2000 Magnetic Red Corvette. How else can a 50's y/o couple ride 'in
style'?"
- from
Johnny Jones, Georgetown, Kentucky.
340.
YWREBAP
"Y - WRE - B - AP - Why Worry Be Happy."
- from
Matt Venick, Burlington, Ontario.
341.
HEYSANTA
"'HeySanta' on a Hyundai Santa Fe."
- from
Angela Marlin, St. Thomas, Ontario.
342.
AUDIOS
&
NAUDI
"AUDIOS
- 98 audi a4 1.8T 400 at wheel horse power; NAUDI -
2002 audi a4 1.8T"
- from
Kelly Hebert, Manchester, New
Hampshire.
343.
HEMINOW
&
P0N1RYD
"HEMINOW
- Hear Me Now (hear that engine)! - on a Dodge Hemi;
P0N1RYD -
Pony Ride - on a Mustang GT Convertible."
- from
Lynette Jones, Brandywine, Maryland.
344.
BT_MBLE
"'I always wanted this on a new black mustang cause they look like
the Bat mobile to me! I have yet to see it around."
- from
Kali Gilbert, Snohomish, Washington.
345.
LVMYWF,
MYPONY
&
SMILNG
"LVMYWF - on 2005 Hyundai Elantra GT,
'love my wife when I am in good mood, leave my wife when I am not';
MYPONY - on 2006 Suzuki C50C motorcycle 'my riding
pony'; SMILNG fon 1983 Honda Sabre
motorcycle that runs fast 'Riding put smiling on my face'."
- from
James Chien, Houston, Texas.
346.
FNDLEME
&
SHRTSTF
"FNDLEME
- Fondle me;
SHRTSTF -
Short stuff... mom being short and son being stuff - both on my truck."
- from
Lisa Richardson, Albuquerque, New
Mexico.
347.
I
BENZO
"'My husband recently bought me a Mercedez Benz E63 AMG and I love
it so much, so I decided to have this as my license plate. I am a pharmacist, so
I decided to be a little creative that I chose Benzo. Benzo is a short name for
"Benzodiazepine" - a class of drug that can be used to treat anxiety or anxiety
associated with depressive symptoms!"
- from
Christina Cao, Victorville, California.
348.
4X4_XTC
"'4X4 Ecstasy - On a Nice Lifted 4X4 Truck."
- from
Russ Frazier, XTC Truck & Toy, Hood
River, Oregon.
349.
ITB_LINK
"My last name is 'Link' and I use it as my nickname (very few
people know my first name). 'ITB LINK' means 'It Be Link' (kind of an ebonics
play on words)."
- from
Link, Mission Viejo, California.
350.
XSCPWME
"saw it in moorhead, mn 'escape with me' - on a ford escape."
- from
Courtney Thompson, Moorhead,
Minnesota.
351.
SINFUL1,
STOLLEN
&
WATUPYO
"SINFUL1 - Sinful one;
STOLLEN - Saw it on a BMW years back. Thought it
was clever; WATUPYO What up, yo?'"
- from
Christopher Rozmus, San Marcos,
California.
352.
BCKWILD,
BNANAS,
DVIANT_1,
GETN_WLD,
GOTTA_GO,
KLUNK3R,
MITY_GIRL,
MUVE_OVA,
00WHEEE
&
TNY_BRAT
"BCKWILD - a Kansas plate, on a
Toyota truck;
BNANAS - on a banana yellow Dodge Colt (also
describes owner).
Alaska;
DVIANT_1 - Deviant one. Old Camaro California; GETN_WLD -
Get'n Wild. On a Dodge Ramcharger California;
GOTTA_GO - Gotta Go, on a Plymouth Barracuda. (ya
really gotta ask?!) California;
KLUNK3R - Klunker, on a KLR650 dual sport bike (old, beat up looking)
California; MITY_GIRL - Mighty Girl, on
a GS500 bike. Describes the tiny rider. California;
MUVE_OVA - Move over, on a Dodge Caliber California;
00WHEEE - oo Wheee!! on a ZRX1200 street bike. (Damn fast!) California;
TNY_BRAT - Tiny Brat, on a Mercedez. Describes the
owner. California"
- from
Ron Hutchinson, California.
353.
CHPRPLT
&
ZZZZOOM
"CHPRPLT -
Chopper Pilot -
for hubby that is an active duty US Army Apache Longbow helicopter pilot;
ZZZZOOM - for my brand new RX8.
Hubby thought I should have done
"MIDLIFE" but I'm
in denial!"
- from
Sheryl Davis, Savannah, Georgia.
354.
82CMP99
"The pl8 that I have on my 97 Jeep Grand Cherokee is in memory of
my son, who I lost 10 years ago at the age of 17 in a car accident. It is
the year he was born, his initials and the year he died,
82CMP99."
- from
Renea Dennis, Jacksonville, North
Carolina.
355.
LUVSELF
"Well... That you love yourself."
- from
John Chesterfield, San Antonio, Texas.
356.
BRBEJEEP
"My last name is Barbee (as in Barbie) on an 2007 Jeep Wrangler...
i.e. the Barbie Jeep!"
- from
Leslie Barbee, Sophia, North Carolina.
357.
MOUSER
"Inspired by 'Fahfrd and the Gray Mouser' by Fritz Lieber - on our
Jeep. And it fits right with
where we live!
#1
#2"
- from
Steve & Chris Jacobs, Gray, Maine.
358.
MISPRIS
"A little lady that everybody always says she prisses when she
walks. I can't help it, it's just me trying to walk - the pris comes natural I
guess in Cullman."
- from
Susie Bonner, Cullman, Alabama.
359.
SPBP
"I have 'SPBP' on my Pennsylvania registered Chrysler Town and
Country. I spend as much time as possible on the beach in Seaside Park, New
Jersey during the summer months. All the Jersey resort towns have their beach
rescue crews wear a logo with the first letter(s) of the town they guard
followed by BP (for beach patrol). So everyone on the Jersey Coast who sees my
plate should conclude that I am."
- from
Marita Gaudini, Narberth,
Pennsylvania.
360.
FETISH
&
KINKII
"FETISH -
Use your imagination! On my 1997 BMW Z3;
KINKII - Use your own imagination! On my 91 Buick Regal"
- from
Darren Bies, Biloxi, Mississippi.
361.
CIPNGAS
"CIPNGAS
-
My
car is a Yaris 3dr Hatchback denoting it is easy on fuel."
- from
Judy Konos, Slidell, Louisiana.
362.
HOGASM
"Ho + Gasm ... aka orgasm. Plate was Massachusetts, seen in New
York State, Interstate 90, near Utica, NY."
- from
Brian Mitchell, Utica, New York.
363.
P-POD
"P-POD On a light green BMW Z3 convertible."
- from
Jan Cullum, Vancouver, B.C.
364.
OL_FIAT
"On a '78 Fiat Spider."
- from
Reggie Callis, Kenbridge, Virginia.
365.
DR_MY_I,
OMG_BBQ
&
PKTACES
"DR MY I - New Jersey plate, owned by
an optometrist on her Cadillac;
OMG BBQ - Texas plate (Austin resident), owned by a
network engineer tired of acronym use; PKTACES
New Jersey plate, owned by a high-stakes amateur poker player."
- from
Mike Holovacs, Chagrin Falls, Ohio.
366.
MOOSB8
"Up here, your car is
Moose
Bait."
- from
Frank Holomshek, Anchorage, Alaska.
367.
IPLUM4U
"On a plumber's work truck."
- from
Dennis Devereux, Orange County, California.
368. BRK_RD & WUZAFOX
"BRK RD - Follow The Yellow Brick Road - saw this while following a yellow Ford coupe in Van Nuys, California; WUZAFOX - Saw this in Ojai, Calif. on a car being driven by a cute little old lady." - from David Moxness, Newhall, California.
369. DTP
"'Disturbin' Tha Peace,' from rap artist Ludacris' record label. I chose these specific letters because I have an extremely loud (competion) stereo (subwoofer) system as well as an exhaust system that gets me pulled over for several times a month. Not even Ludacris himself has thought of this idea from his own creation." - from Bruce-Bruce Lee, Maryland.
370. LIL_ZUM & ZUM ZUM
"LIL ZUM - 'Little Zoom' on my Mazda Miata; I also saw ZUM ZUM - (Zoom Zoom) on a Mazda RX-8 in Marietta, Ga." - from Catherine Grunke, Canton, Georgia.
371. RUNCUT
"'Are you uncut?' On a VW Rabbit convertible, with four twenty-something blond males inside." - from John Wildermuth, West Hollywood, California.
372. BORGYVER
"Combination of my last name and the Macgyver TV show - on a 2005 Ford Focus." - from Ken Borgen, Manteca, California.
373. 9TEEN6T3
"It is on my 1963 Buick Electra convertible." - from Burt Kasson, Baldwinsville, New York.
374. ABCEISM
"No Deism, seen @ Monroe Twp., NJ." - from Craig Bersak, Sewell, New Jersey.
375.
FUNNMUD
“Fun in Mud on a Hummer H2”
- from
Chris Freeman, Indianapolis, Indiana.
376.
SYCOCIK
“Psycho Chick - on a 4x4 Toyota Tacoma”
- from
Dani Hoffman, Livermore, California.
377.
WIKDRN
“Wicked RN (Registered Nurse) - seen in Brimfield, Ohio”
- from
Shelby Pratt, Rootstown, Ohio.
378.
OWL_NUT_8
“Owl Nut - for someone who gives a hoot!”
- from
Karen Lund, Genoa, Illinois.
379.
LOVGSD
“We live in San Diego. People think it means 'Loving San Diego' - it really means 'Love German Shepherd Dogs' - GSD is the known abbreviation.”
- from
Rich Atherton, San Diego, California.
380.
5_CLOCK,
8_DANE,
82_WORK,
“5 o'clock somewhere; Great Dane; Hate to work.”
- from
Mark Bones, Rockford, Illinois.
381.
FRISBEER
“FRISBEER - which I - as a disc-tossing/chase-catching devoté
(and brief brewery browser) had on my car a few years.”
- from
Joe Tomczyk, Black Mountain, North Carolina.
382.
ONABLAT &
NO_LUCAS
“ONABLAT - A “blat” is a British term for going for a drive in a Lotus 7; NO LUCAS: Plate was on a Mazda Miata. Any one who has ever owned a British car will know exactly what it means - all old British cars had Lucas electrics. I nearly fell down I was laughing so hard.”
- from
Skip Cannon, Erie, Colorado.
383.
TOPGEAR &
MCFLY1
“TOPGEAR: Favorite BBC Car show of the same name - on my Lotus Seven Replica; MCFLY1: on a Delorean.”
- from
Rob Mitchell, Atlanta, Georgia.
384.
HOMWRKR
“Homeworker, my handyman's truck. Many ask if it is 'homewrecker'. I reply: 'my wife doesn't let me do that anymore'!”
- from
Chris Sampson, Calaveras County, California.
385.
XPNSIV
“XPNSIV - EXPENSIVE”
- from
Jeff Garmer, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
386.
CYAHL8R
“I was in Engineering Project Management and now am in the Peppermill Hotel Resort Casino Facility for 5 Years! I Love my business, leadership and ownership, they lead by example. I always believe in going full circle to insure customer satisfaction, thus the license plate: CYAHL8R, it is on a 2003 Chevrolet Silverado SS.”
- from
Jimmie Oaks, Reno, Nevada.
387.
RD1_TK2
“RD1 TK2 - Ready One Take Two - (NBC-TV) Burbank, CA on a TV Director's Car.”
- from
Dennis Lunsford, Burbank, California.
388.
2A_TRACK
“2A TRACK - Don't street race - take your car to a track. On a 1988 Corvette Special Events Pace Car (REAL WORKING PACE CAR with 12 STROBE LIGHTS). Built years ago for the P.A.C.E.R. Program, Police And Community Educating Racers
a program to educate people of the dangers of street racing. This Pace Car can be
seen at many special and track events and has been displayed in 73 parader of which
it has lead 62 of them. It is also known as the LUCAS Oil Pace Car and can be found
on their website (on the NEWS link) and on Google and other sites.”
- from
Mike Maguire, Newmarket, Ontario.
389.
MRONEI &
IREFILL
“MRONEI - This plate is on a friends car, a late model Honda.
He is blind in one eye - therefore the plate 'Mr one I'; IREFILL - This was on a vehicle advertising cartridge re-fills for printers. Here in Melbourne our number plates are limited to 6 characters. They can't start numerically, can't start with the letter V nor can they be abusive or foul.”
- from
Lozza Bloom, Melbourne, Australia.
390.
ITWSHIS
“Plate was put on the ex's car after a divorce. I have had the plate since 1995 - I have changed cars but I always make sure it is on
something unique. Currently on an 85 McLaren Capri convrt.”
- from
KaDee Callahan, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
391.
WCKDKWK
“ 'Wicked Quick' on a modified Subaru STi.”
- from
Scott Andrews, Draper, Utah.
392.
POISNIS
“On my 2004 Cobra Terminator.”
- from
Randy Riske, Lacombe, Alberta.
393.
PRPLTRD
“My daughter drives a purple PT Cruiser. When she drove it back to college
a year and a half ago, her best friend said, “That looks like a purple turd!”
We bought her a personalized license plate reading PRPLTRD.”
- from
Roger Myers, Larned, Kansas.
394.
AUNS4US
“Goldens for us - we own Golden Retrievers.”
- from
Dorothy Neff, Wisconsin.
395.
K9RESQ &
SKEEBUM
“K9RESQ: K9rescue dog rescue - non profit organization finds permanent homes for dogs; SKEEBUM: Self explanatory - I love to ski.”
- from
Brian Olson, Calgary, Alberta.
396.
AL_BUNDY
“For Al Bundy from 'Married With Children'. ”
- from
Josh Boehm, Bismarck, North Dakota.
397.
XKWIZIT
“Exquisite on a 2009 Pontiac G8.”
- from
Krys Miller, Thompson, Manitoba.
398.
GOTCHA6,
PLAY_0N,
0NP01NT
“GOTCHA6 on a 1995 Dodge Ram Truck. Belongs to a retired Marine. “Gotha 6” means I got your back! PLAY 0N on a 1970 Grand Prix. Play on, Player (old school phrase)! 0NP01NT (On Point) on a 2006 GMC Sierra.”
- from
Lynette M. Jones, Brandywine, Maryland.
399.
PWRTRIP
“Power Trip - Originally on Blue 98 Supercharged Twin Inter-cooler Corvette C5. Now on Silver 2006 CTS-V somewhat modded. Louisiana Plate (Covington, LA) and gets lots of looks!”
- from
Michael Gardette, Covington, Louisiana.
400.
BCKNBLAK & BCKTHEAD
“BCKNBLAK From the AC/DC album, on my black 1967 Camaro; BCKTHEAD for guitarist BUCKETHEAD on a 2002 Ford Focus.”
- from
Mark Huggins, Waynesville, North Carolina.
License Plate Submissions for Credits #1 to 200
License Plate Submissions for Credits #201 to 300
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