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Looking for a unique license
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plates from around the world are sure to give you 'food for thought'! Just
because a personalized plate is 'taken' in a particular province/state/hamlet
doesn't mean that it's not available where you live...
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1.
REVRUN &
10S NUT from
Roy
Taylor, Mission, B.C.
2.
IBI UBU from
Rysa Gordon,
Surrey, B.C.
3.
CHAOS E from
Larry Nettleton, Langley, B.C.
4.
4 BID
from Holly Scott, Manitoulin Island, Ontario.
5.
ND LUCK
&
PHINSUP
"California plates have the option to have symbols - I chose
ND LUCK. My
favorite Jimmy Buffett Song is "Love & Luck". The plate is surrounded by my
license plate frame that says: "'It's a Jimmy Buffett Thing, You Wouldn't
Understand'" - from Brens Beaverhausen, Cordelia,
California.
6.
LEFT AMA
"... means Left Against Medical Advice (when you leave the hospital when your
health is in danger)" from Zee Wizard,
Cleveland, Ohio (own plate).
7.
YYUR,
YYUB,
ICUR,
YY4ME,
"Remember a saying when you were a young kid?"
YYUR Two Wise You Are
YYUB Two Wise You Be
ICUR I See You Are
YY4ME Two Wise For Me
from
Shawn Kennedy, Abbotsford, B.C.
8.
GIVE ME A
from an inspiration from
Robert Tassé, Gatineau,
Quebec.
9.
GROUPW
"Reference to the song 'Alice's Restaurant' by Arlo Guthrie (A place for people
who just don't quite belong)" from Chris Edwards,
Chicago, Illinois.
10.
FA LO ME,
QTP2T &
Z20ATE
"Follow Me on a Trans Am; Cutey P Tooty on a VW Beetle; and Z20ATE
on a Z28 Camaro" - from Terry Grimm, Dallas, Texas.
11.
1 UP U
"Used to belong to British heavyweight boxer Joe Bugner";
B1OXAM "My surname is BLOXHAM or BLOXAM"; &
PEN 15
"belongs to Fiano Fullerton, famous actress in the U.K." - from
Barry J.F. Bloxham, United Kingdom.
12.
SKRTMAN
"Skirt Man for a cross dresser - this guy goes to the local mall (I used
to work there) dressed in drag and then gets pissy when he draws attention to
himself." - from Jonathan Bell,
Little Rock, Arkansas.
13.
2-QUADS
"2 four barrel carburetors on a 1965 - 289 Mustang." - from
Parl Guthrie,
Bothell, Washington State. Here's
his vehicle...
14.
XN VLDZ
"Exon Valdez on a Ford Suburban." - from
John Grenache,
Saint Paul, Minnesota.
15.
RAGN
ON
"Here's one that got past the censors: Raging hard-on, on a black
convertible 'Vette." - from
Eric Paulsen,
Orange County, California.
16.
CRUISIN,
FASTRNU &
OFFROAD
"CRUISIN on my '55 Chevy;
FASTRNU (Faster 'n you) on a '96 Impala SS
that I had; OFFROAD on my 4X4 truck. I've had this plate for 15-20 yrs. on
two different 4X4's (254,000 miles on first one, and > 209,000 on current 4X4)." - from Joe Henry,
aka WideGlideJoe (rides a Harley Wide Glide),
Broken Arrow, Oklahoma (just outside Tulsa). Also, see
WideGlideJoe's poster for the
new Oklahoma speed limit!
17.
2MEAN4U
"Too Mean For You - belonged to a mean girl." - from
Valarie Bryant,
Seward, Alaska.
18.
DSTRYR,
HYDE &
JEKYLL
"DSTRYR on my '69 GTO in Iowa;
HYDE on my '69-1/2 440 6bbl Roadrunner
in Colorado - it FLIES!; and JEKYLL on my '69 GTO Judge in Colorado." - from
FB Smolik, Colorado.
19.
7T3 BUS, &
ASULTAN
"7T3 BUS on my '73 VW Bus;
ASULTAN on a '64 Ford Galaxie 500XL in the
'Sultans of Long Beach' custom car club." - from
Jack, Long Beach, California.
20.
Y2K 986
"On a 2000 Porsche Boxster (also known as a 986). I own the vehicle with
this
plate." - from
John Winterton,
Downington, Pennsylvania.
21.
ASCHER, PD2FLY &
RDFLSH
"ASCHER for Jerry Aschermann - not very original (Erik is much smarter than
his daddy!); Paid To Fly - for commercial airline pilot, on a 1991 Toyota MR-2; Red
Flash - on a 1988 Red Toyota MR-2." - from
Jerry R. Aschermann, St. Joseph, Missouri.
22.
CANYNRO
"Canyonero from the episode of 'The Simpsons'." - from
Jeremy McKinnon,
Calgary, Alberta.
23.
GO4TH&X &
CANUSAY
"Go Forth And Multiply, and Can You Say - on a HEMi powered Dodge Ram" - from
Graham Jones, Newport News, Virginia.
24. THREDZ
"Threads - belongs to a Home Economics teacher'." - Anonymous,
Lakeside, Ontario.
25. JEDI
"From the Star Wars movies." - from Michelle Anderson, Phoenix,
Arizona.
26. ALC HOL
"Alcohol." - from Pierre Belleau, Quebec (plate from Virginia).
27.
BLK PRL
"Black Pearl - on a black C6 Corvette." - from
Curt Norman, Montana.
28.
DR 4 DK
"Doctor For Decay - for a Dentist." - from
Tyler Johnson, Portland, Oregon.
29.
NITOUL, U
HAFUN2 &
WEHAFUN
"'Night Owl' - our old plate in Los Angeles, California; 'You Have
Fun 2' - license plate on our other vehicle in Las Vegas, Nevada; 'We Have
Fun' on our present Las Vegas, Nevada license plate." - from
Connie, Las Vegas, Nevada.
30.
RD APL
"This plate was originally on my '63 Chevy II and meant 'petrified piece
of horse bleep' or some like the Tragically Hip meaning better. Now it's
transferred to my Truck and 'Road Appeal' is more appealing!" - from
Julee, White Rock, B.C.
31.
0260N4S,
6-O PBR,
THEBOSS,
Z516SPD &
Z-51
"'0 - 60 MPH in 4 seconds; 6.0 Liter (2005 Corvette Engine Displacement...
PB for Lead) + rest from 'The Boss' - owner's occupation." - from
Guy, Cortland, Ohio.
32.
8ITCUTE
"Ain't it cute." - from
Norman Hinton, Toledo, Ohio.
33.
IFNRULE
"I f'en rule - got past the Dept. of Transportation..." - from
devalk, Cedar Rapids, Iowa.
34.
MSTG ETR
"Mustang Eater - on my Ram-Air Firebird" - from
Mark Blackman, Ohio.
35.
MY BROOM, WILLYFAST &
WO
HORSY
"'MY BROOM on my wife's 2002 GT Mustang;
WILLYFAST on my '41 Willy's; and
WO HORSY on a '65 Mustang." - from
Thomas Stanley, Cambridge, Ontario.
36.
1PGT2NV
"One Probe GT to Envy - its a 1989 Probe Gt Turbo..." - from
'The Pope Says', Stevens Point, Wisconsin.
37.
IHATE50, SPARKZ &
YUHATN4
"'I Hate 5.0 (Cops) on my 2001 Kawasaki NInja; Truck Sparks When I Slam It
to the ground (skid plates) on my 1999 Chevy S10 (With Hydros); Why You
Hatin' For on my 2004 Lincoln LS." - from
Michael Davisson, Lorain, Ohio.
38.
NAVIG8R
"Navigator - for a merchant mariner" - from
Gloria Rooney, Naples, Florida.
39.
SXY SQRL
"Significance? Squirrels like nuts!" - from
Stacy Rodgers, Columbus, Ohio.
40.
IMN_XTC
"I Am In Ecstacy - on a Delaware License plate." - from
Matt, Wilmington, Delaware.
41.
VRY 6XY
"Very Sexy" - from
Sarah King, Toronto, Ontario.
42.
YZ XY
"Oh, indeed he was a wise man." - from
Manu Nicholas, New Zealand.
43.
UK IN LA
"I'm originally from the UK and I'm now living in LA." - from
Rachel Blake, Los Angeles, California.
44.
XSHTMTL
"For an EX Sheet Metal Worker - my personal plate." - from
Herb Cober, Forest Ontario.
45.
BELBUGE &
BELLS
"I'm the owner of
Bell Buggy Express - your complete Handbell
supply store." - from
Blanche Kangas, Spokane, Washington.
46.
RD CANDY
"Road Candy - on a white Saturn." - from
Jane Orto, Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.
47.
BAC OFF
"Originally on a customized 1982 Datsun Diesel pickup - 10 years ago, after
removing the rusted out box, I made it into a flatdeck with stake sides. Hence,
I took the back off. Presently the plates are on a 1989 GMC 1500 extended cab
pickup." - from
Wayne A. Nowazek, Heriot Bay, Quadra Island,
B.C.
48.
POSE4ME
"I am a photographer in Minnesota - I have a red Z3 BMW convertible." - from
Lane, Minnesota.
49.
6APEAL
"'Six' Appeal (and Sex Appeal) - on a Triumph TR-6." - from
Tim Lloyd, Calgary, Alberta.
50.
IM_SEXY
"'This is my plate - cost me though, for
speeding & misleading!" - from
Jack Byrd, Atlanta (aka Hotlanta), Georgia.
51.
IKND
"'Eye Candy on a 2002 female driven Turbo charged WS6 TransAm." - from
JC Young, Kansas City, Missouri.
52.
MY FIRE,
RUGRAT1 &
WDRSBTR:
"MY FIRE: My Fire - on a Triumph Spitfire;
RUGRAT1: My mother's nickname when she
was a child (she was 1 of 2 children); WDRSBTR: On a 1999 Grand Prix - of
the 'Wider's Better' Series." - from
Jessica Rosenstengel, Dorr, Michigan.
53.
ASK,
BOOGIEMAN,
IQUOTE,
MAZELTOV &
TRY WAIT "ASK: never asked the owner, but I suppose he
encouraged people to ask questions and ask for what they want, politely;
BOOGIEMAN: I don't know, but it might be to lessen fear of people;
IQUOTE:
used by a salesman; MAZELTOV: Good luck & congratulations in Hebrew;
TRY WAIT: Hawaiian expression to get people to back
off." - from
Harry Pearle, Rochester, New York.
54.
MCDAD
"'Mary Beth, Chris, Doug, Alita & Don - on a Toyota Tundra V8." - from
Dr. Doug Rhodes, Santa Barbara, California.
55.
&DS GIRL &
JUNK 007 "&DS GIRL: On my 1996 Jeep - my hubby is Andy!;
JUNK 007: on an investment banker's car." - from
Andy's Girl, Virginia.
56.
PP DOC
"'My wife, 3 sisters and a sister-in-law work at
hospitals in the area - a urologist has this personal plate." - from
Pat Turcotte, Hamilton, Ontario.
57.
XTREMEH2
"'On a Nevada, Lake Tahoe Commemorative State plate, owned by owner of
Xtreme Electric in Las Vegas." - from
Sarah Wammack, Las Vegas, Nevada.
58.
PU55Y
"'My favorite plate was in Autoweek magazine - it's self-explanatory - on a
Porsche in California." - from
Michael Damsky, Washington, D.C.
59.
ZACKLY
"On a 1992 Camaro Z28. This entertained me 'cause there's a joke about when
you're hungover and you have the zacklies... when you mouth tastes 'zackly' like
you ...!" - from
Bruce H., Toronto, Ontario.
60.
10ESE, INDWIND &
THRPY
"'10ESE - Tennessee - where Susie was born;
INDWIND - on a Biker's truck (AZ
plates registered to Susie on her '94 Softail HD); THRPY - Therapy on a
'99 Ultra Classic Harley Davidson." - from
Susie Golden, Glendale, Arizona.
61.
BAH HUM
"'BAH HUM on a VW bug!" - from
Walt Strockbine, Florida.
62.
ML8ML8
"'Am I Late? Am I Late? (... for a very important date...) - on a White
Rabbit (VW)." - from
Ed Schleyer, Pine Grove, Pennsylvania.
63.
BELLMAN
"'I'm the Western Canada distributor for Schulmerich Handbells - a supporter
of Joe Defries and The Possibells as they recently made a Guinness World-1st
Record for "Solo Handbells Marathon" at a Canadian Ringing Link conference in
Penticton, B.C." - from
John Nelson, Calgary, Alberta.
64.
ISPEED
"'On my wife's white Old Alero." - from
Mike Schneider, Russell, Kansas.
65.
AT LA5T
"''AT LAST' - because I finally was able to i) afford a
Porsche and ii) get
the 'right' 911 and iii) AT LAST was our wedding song (Etta James)." - from
Gerry Murray, Nassau County,
Long Island, New York.
66.
HOW KUM &
JUS KUZ
"HOW KUM - Wife's; JUS KUZ - Husband's." - from
Randy Ufholz, Windsor, Ontario.
67.
HOT44D
"'This tag was not specially ordered. It came to us this way from the
Department of Motor Vehicles! Plate was so appealing some kid stole the rear
one..." - from
Cindi Cooke, Millville, New Jersey.
68.
SMLRED1
"'Small Red One - On a red Miata." - from
Paul, Arizona.
69.
I8A B
"'I ride a motorcycle and wear an open-face helmet. I have been hit by many
bugs, including bees. I wanted a personal plate and we're limited to 5
characters (incl. spaces) so I came up with this one. "I ate a bee" equals I8A B.
It's on a 1999 Harley Davidson Sportster Custom, owned and ridden by a woman
(me). I stopped for a donut and coffee once and my donut had an ant stuck in the
icing. I went back in and told them I preferred my bugs fresh, but the joke went
right over the girl's head." - from
Nuala Robinson, Durham, Ontario.
We like our bugs fresh @ joe-ks.com!
70.
READY2GO
"'Self explanatory - on a White Mustang." - from
Patty Markleyl, Tunnelton, West Virginia.
71.
BRUSH_M,
FLOSS_M,
PNY XPRS,
&
TYTYVM
"'Brush Them' and 'Floss Them' (two dentiss' cars); Pony
Express - seen on a Ford Mustang convertible in rural Iowa; & 'Thank
you. Thank you very much' - for a big Elvis fan!" - from
Betsy, Burlington, Iowa.
72.
I2CANOE &
ICANOE2
"A gentleman with whom I worked in California and his wife were both into
camping and the outdoors. These are their respective plates." - from
Ed Tietz, California.
73. H20U8N4
"'What're You Waitin' For?" - from
Sean Horner, Michigan.
74.
GETBENT
"'I own a custom exhaust shop in south Alabama. This plate is on an '85
Silverado." - from
Stan Cotten, Alabama.
75.
GRRILLA
"'For a Zoo gorilla keeper aide (adult male gorillas are called
silverbacks)... on an Acura RSX, Silver color." - from
'Spider&Joan', Seattle, Washington.
76.
MAM'S
"'Bought the car for my mom while I studied in the US, to have it imported
into Holland. (Mom is written mam in Dutch)." - from
Martijn Tenham, St. Louis, Missouri.
77.
WASHIS
"'Bitter divorce? On a Jeep Grand Cherokee in a Walmart parking lot." - from
David G., Des Moines, Iowa.
78.
4ME2NJOY
"'For me to enjoy - On a Porsche." - from
Craig Cook, Perth, Western Australia.
79.
AMLFAAD
"My
Submission is a plate I applied for and got for my wife's car. I got it for her
b day last year - which Means All My Love Forever And A Day." - from
Steven, Johnson County, Iowa.
80.
REDROCKS
"The
REDROCKS plate belongs to a young, vivacious redhead who drives a red Nissan
pickup truck and they both rock!" - from
Bob French, Brampton, Ontario.
81.
LILO-WIZ
"My
license plate is Lilo-Wiz in NY on my L'il Ol' TC that I thought I'd never drive
again - after legs artery surgery last year @ age 70. My child made me learn a
PC in this ripe ol` age also so am now a L`ilOl`Wiz in both my TC & PC - to God
Thanx Be!" - from
ElizaBeth, New York.
82.
DA HAWG
"On
a 1996 Harley Nostalgia (FLSTN)." - from
Robert, Orlando, Florida.
83.
MUDONME
"Mud
on me"
on a white Jeep - from
Kathy Brummett, Indianapolis, Indiana.
84.
0FRNDS
"Zero
friends on a Harley Davidson custom. I usually ride alone." - from
John Angel, New Mexico.
85.
RNHRT-JR
&
HED TRNR "RNHRT-JR:
we're
big fans of Earnhardt Jr. - plate's on our 1993 Explorer;
HED TRNR: Head
Turner on my '67 Camaro - it does turn some heads!" - from
Mark Huggins, Winter Springs, Florida.
86.
HD2HVGT
"Had
To Have GT - on my 2005 Mustang GT" - from
Sheila Dimatteo, California.
87.
2GQ4U
"Too
'GQ' (Gentlemen's Quarterly) for you - seen in Kansas City, MO on a 99 ZR1
corvette." - from
John B. Schupp, Kansas City, Missouri.
88.
LWAYSL8,
TOP R8TD,
HRTBRKR,
&
2L84LOVE
"'LWAYSL8 (Always Late) from Guelph, Ontario. Originals:
TOP R8TD (Top
Rated), HRTBRKR (Heartbreaker), & 2L84LOVE (Too Late for Love" - from
Ed McDonald, Edmonton, Alberta.
89.
3V1L "'Evil',
in pseudo-l33t, on a VW Fox wagon." - from
Sara Patrick, Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
90.
V-GER "Voyager
- a la Star Trek: The Motion Picture, on a '91 Ford Probe, manual transmission,
white body, dark red/maroon interior, and fun as fur to drive. V-ger is a loyal
transport device and enjoys those loong road trips. Consequently, she gets
awesome gas mileage on said road trips. I have a sticker bedecking her rear that
reads 'Official StarFleet Vehicle' and a green alien head affixed to her
antenna." -
Howlz from
Amber Wolf, Tuscaloosa, Alabama.
91.
TIH20 "Look
at it in a mirror - on a 2002 Subaru Forester. Note: after 10+ years plate was
revoked when someone call the state with the 'lewd or obscene' meaning." - from
Richard Dubinsky, Johnson County, Kansas.
92.
EEKABUG "On
a yellow VW beetle, seen in Montpelier, VT."
- from
Jane Tucker, Middlesex, Vermont.
93.
XYELLR8 "On
a yellow 2005 Mazda R-X8."
- from
Randy Lane, Minnesota.
Click here to see plate @ Randy's blog site.
94.
IH8MYX "I
Hate My Ex"
- from
Jessica,
Honolulu, Hawaii.
95.
PREMSK8G
"For
'Premier Skating Schools' - I own the plate."
- from
Gord Folk, Markham, Ontario.
96.
BTTRFLY
"Alberta
license place seen in Edmonton. The car also has custom detail work on the side:
butterflies."
- from
Glenn St-Germain, Edmonton, Alberta.
97.
GOT SPD
"Got
Speed - On the back of a Subaru WRX."
- from
Steve Finley, Rossville, Indiana.
98.
PB4UGO
"Pee
Before You Go."
- from
Michael Carnevale, Rochester, New Hampshire.
99.
SWMBKRN &
LEMONS
"SWMBKRN: I am an active triathlete (swim, bike, run);
LEMONS: On my
wife's van - that's our last name." - from
Max Lemons, Biloxi, Mississippi.
Indiana.
100.
ATT2D
"Attitude."
- from
Wendy Dailey, Toledo, Ohio.
101.
LUNY2NZ
"Loony
Tunes - for a Loony Tunes fan (or possibly description of the owner of the
vehicle/plate)."
- from
Anita Wheatley, Missoula, Montana.
102.
LIV2HAK
"My
plate since 1994. I am professional Hacker ( retired these days ) but when asked
by a cop or too pushy a person I tell them I like "golf" ( Hacker/Hacking are
also Golfing terms ).
me next to the plate ...
my home page."
- from
Pete Shipley, Berkeley, California.
103.
DE5MO
"Fitted
to Ducati Desmo Monster."
- from
Brian Madeley, Kingston, Ontario.
104.
RTHERAP
"This is on our 2000 Honda Goldwing GL1500SE. We believe riding
our motorcycle is our therapy (R Thera P). We call the bike Thera for short. I
have yet to see or know of anyone who uses this."
- from
Warren Harris, Ohio.
105.
MANEATR
"It used to be on my Jeep Wrangler that had a monster lift on it.
My Jeep was black like the black panther that was featured in the Hall and Oats
music video of the song titled: Maneater. Plus I am a girl and it makes people
go... "Hmmmm..."
- from
Laini, Virginia Beach, Virginia.
Click here
to see plate on Laini's present car.
106.
BRRRRR,
IM
LATE &
SPLAT
"'BRRRRR - on a Maine plate;
IM LATE on a white VW Rabbit (Washington);
SPLAT on a new VW Bug (Washington)." - from
Jim Sutton, Graham, Washington.
107.
HSIF I
"Read backwards, 'I Fish' gets attention from the car in front of
you when they read it."
- from
Dave, Virginia.
108.
4ORD
"Play on the word FORD."
- from
Harv Welch, Victoria, B.C.
109.
PNDPOOL
"Our swim coach would always tell us to "pee in the pool"
- from
Sarah Bradshaw, Thousand Oaks, California.
110.
IMN2XS
"I am into excess, seen on a Jaguar soft top."
- from
Deacon Gary, Santa Barbara California.
111.
1EZPUSH
"One Easy Push - for the car I used to push more than I drove."
- from
Scott, California.
112.
RED_ROVR
"I saw this plate on a bright red Range Rover."
- from
Tim Geary, Neenah, Wisconsin.
113.
WAZNTME
"Never his/ her fault - on a BMW 325 Ci. Inspired by Shaggy's
song, "It wasn't
me"."
- from
Joyce Santos, Georgia.
114.
N2DEEP
"In Two Deep (owe more on it than its worth)."
- from
Stephen Tuttle, NRS Cedar Rapids.
115.
IYQYQR 2
"I wike you wike you are too" (baby-talk)."
- from
Ed Douglas, Peoria, Illinois.
116.
MENURSE,
RNURSE &
UQTU
"'MENURSE & RNURSE - I am a registered nurse/the driver of the car is (are)
a R.N.; UQTU - 'You cutie you' (for my flirtatious hubby's car)." - from
Sarahjeanne Goldstein, New York.
117.
NOMOSNO
"I moved to Las Vegas, NV from Toronto, Canada and saw the NOMOSNO
license plate. I thought the owner of the car had probably come from the north,
and just like me, was glad to see no more snow!"
- from
Ann Rudkin, Las Vegas, Nevada.
118.
SEXTON, &
6-FTDP
"'Had a '93 Toyota Camry - plate reads - SEXTON - means a gravedigger. I now own
a '03 dodge p/u, did have plates for a year that read - 6-FTDP -
which means 6 feet deep. I was a gravedigger in a cemetery for ten yrs." - from
Stacey Burge, Pinehurst, Texas.
119.
KNOTT4U
"Since having this on the truck, seems that our marriage has went
out the window. After having it for a year, my mate came to me and said I know
what that means, and I said "Oh, so why a year later with your changing ways?"
So need to say, watch what you have put on your license plate."
- from
Becky Jenkins, Ohio.
120.
H8N WNTR
"Hating Winter. Displayed on a 1998 Mercedes 500SL convertible in
Dayton, Ohio (mine)."
- from
Chris Wise, Dayton, Ohio.
121.
GNTS_BSB
"Giants Baseball."
- from
Dave Bayles, Palm Desert, California.
122.
YR_FIRED
"This is my license plate on my 2002 Jeep Liberty. Am a big fan of
Donald Trump and his show 'The Apprentice.'"
- from
Renee Royle, Fairfax County, Virginia.
123.
NBRPLEZ
"'Number Please'. It's how telephone operators use to answer in
the days when an operator was necessary. Owner of this license plate is a 72
year old lady that started a career with the telephone company at age 18."
- from
Bob Rennick, Kings Mountain, North Carolina.
124.
SEE-658
"SEE 65(MPH) ATE - on a 1980 Chevy Camaro Z-28. This was a DOT
issued plate not a personalized, but I thought it was appropriate for my car."
- from
Eric Holey, Wisconsin.
125.
IAM-469
"I am for 69 - Seen in Belgium."
- from
Petit Patrick, Belgium.
126.
2COIMKE
"II am a huge Coca-Cola fan and collector. I had a hard time
getting a plate with COKE in it because the DMV associates it with the drug, not
the drink. I got this on by them. It is on a radiant red Toyota Tacoma X-Runner
truck - only 4,000 made."
- from
Jon Pruitt, Moreno Valley, California.
127.
GUR SLO
"Gee You Are Slow, on an '88 Corvette Convertible."
- from
David Bosley,
Lindsay, Ontario.
128.
KEL FAM
"Quelle Femme - What a woman (in French). We are a bi-lingual
country."
- from
Janet McKerrow,
Toronto, Ontario.
129.
SNAAB
"On a current model SAAB, seen in Phoenix, Arizona."
- from Nashville, Tennessee.
130.
KNGSMAN, &
STDGLAS
"Kingsman - School Mascot of Trinity Lutheran School. Stained
Glass - Stained Glass crafter / business." - from
Rich Hackbarth, St. Joseph, Michigan.
131.
T70TAL
"T70TAL it reads TTOTAL. I have this on my Audi TT, I am a
recovered alcoholic ie Tea Total!"
- from
John Selman,
Southampton, United Kingdom.
132.
CMEPASU
"See Me Pass You - I own it!"
- from
Kerry Scholer,
Des Moines, Iowa.
133.
SNUGAZA
"Snug As A Bug, kinda cute, which I saw in Westminster, VT on a
new VW Bug! "
- from
Janet Nelson,
Springfield, Vermont.
134.
ILUVK8T
"I Love Katie (my fiancee)"
- from
Tom Wheeler, Ohio.
135.
1STTEE, &
VNYRDS
"First Tee, Vineyards" - from
Tom Castrilli, Connecticut.
136.
XKRENI-WP
"South African rugby jargon... WP stands for western province, and
the other mighty team this side is the Blue Bulls, or in Afrikaans the 'blou
bulle'... there's a song in Afrikaans that goes "ek skree nie WP nie Ek bly n
bul" "I don't shout for WP, I'm staying a bull!!! I'm sure there must be 1 or 2
SA-expats up that side that would enjoy that tho'?"
- from
Ken Duff, Cape Town, South Africa.
137.
UR GONE,
8MUSTANG &
GONE 2
"You
Are Gone - message to my X very fast, on a 1988 Corvette Pace Car - Real
Working Pace Car; 8MUSTANG: A plate registered to me that I display
at car shows to let Mustang owners know that my Corvette eats them.;
GONE 2 - On a 1998 Chev Z24, to go along with the UR GONE theme of my Corvette
Pace Car."
- from
Mike Maguire,
Newmarket, Ontario.
138.
IMLUCKY
"I'm Lucky - I'm a professional prize winner!"
- from
Carolyn Wilman, Oshawa, Ontario.
139.
IODAD1
"I owe Dad 1 - On a convertible BMW driven by a young girl."
- from
Kim Smith, Atlanta, Georgia.
140.
CLG FND
"College Fund - on a 69 Pontiac GTO."
- from
Deb Strahler, Greenville, South
Carolina.
141.
HIS 928
"On a
1991 Porsche 928 GT with 67,500 miles. It's the car I always
wanted and the car my father had always wanted. I recently retired and now is
the time."
- from
Charles Palmer, Middletown N.Y. Orange
County.
142.
0IIII0
"My license plate on my 1998 Jeep Wrangler is: "0IIII0" - Which is
my visual adaptation of a Jeep with round headlights, and the trademark Jeep
slotted grille. It is a Pennsylvania license plate. I get a lot of questions
about this, the most common being if this is a binary sequence??!!!"
- from
Frederick M. Grant, Pennsylvania.
143.
IB6_UB9
"Sexual reference to a 69er."
- from
David Raposo, London, Ontario.
144.
KEIKIS,
SCRIBE,
UNO LEG
&
UCLAWGN
"KEIKIS: Child in Hawaiian - my plate on my '99 Suburban;
SCRIBE: I'm a Medical Transcriptionist - my plate on my 2006 Sonata;
UNO LEG: A patient of our's plate - she only has one leg, the other one is a
prosthetic!; UCLAWGN: UCLA BRUINS/STATION WGN, Santa Ana,
California."
- from
Patty,
Norfolk, Virginia.
145.
ARCS7
"Homonym for RX7 on a Mazda RX7."
- from
M. Finley, Oklahoma.
146.
LV2HVFN
It's my personal plate on my Red 1985 Corvette cuz I
"Love 2
Have Fun."
- from
Barbara Bartemes, Polk County, Iowa.
147.
BIGHT ME
"BIGHT ME (on my car) in Virginia Seems pretty self explanatory to
me!"
- from
Michelle Wing, Virginia.
148.
ANIL8U
"Annihilate you - On a '65 427 Cobra."
- from
Marc Madrian, Placitas, New Mexico.
149.
4SBWIDU
"Force Be Wid (with) You (as in 'May the Force be with you')...
from Star Wars) Seen on the San Diego freeway (the 405) in Los Angeles."
- from
Sharon Solomon, Manhattan Beach,
California.
150.
FI COBRA
"FI
COBRA = Fuel Injected Cobra."
- from
Steve Watts, Santa Maria, California.
151.
DTBSCRD
"Don't Be Scared or Don't Be Scurd (Getto Style)."
- from
Abby Lee, Alexandria, Virginia.
152.
EXOB, &
HRLY ETR
"EXOB on a Retired OB-GYN's Mercedes in Fort Payne, Alabama;
HRLY ETR (Harley Eater) on a Honda VTX 1800 in Alabama." - from
Michael Mitchell, Alabama.
153.
NUT
"Being I've had this plate for over 25 years (It's on it's third
pressing), I thought you might like it. It simply reads "NUT" and I got it
because, well, I'm a fairly nutty kind of guy. The history of the plate is
interesting too. It was one of the very first vanity plates issued in Illinois.
I worked at a gas station in the early eighties and Illinois Senator Sam
Vadalabean frequented this establishment. One day he rolled in with a new tag on
his car reading "Sen Sam" so I asked if he pulled some strings to get such a
plate since Illinois didn't have a Vanity plate program at the time. He said he
did, but only since they had JUST started the program and no one knew about it
yet (His was the FIRST vanity plate pressed in the state.). I said I had wanted
a vanity plate myself and he asked what I wanted. When I told him he asked if he
could use the station phone for a minute. He called Springfield and asked if the
plate I wanted was taken yet. It wasn't so he did some stuff and got me fixed up
with the plate you see! I still had to go through the ordering process but it
was reserved for me by him! Still in use today."
- from
Mike Turk, Illinois.
154.
LPRECON
"Plate
means Leprechaun. On a Lincoln Town Car with Shamrocks on the
Side."
- from
Wally Peel, Helena, Montana.
155.
CUMINTHRU
"Ontario plate on a '98 Dodge Cummins diesel truck for a speed
demon."
- from
Scott St. George, Brampton, Ontario.
156.
2L82D8
"Too late to date. Seen in Belpre, Ohio (but not an Ohio plate,
don't know what state)."
- from
Morris Bower, Belpre, Ohio.
157.
DGTRANR
"For a Dog Trainer."
- from
Nikki Crossley, Idaho.
158.
95SVT50
"My personal plate on my 1995 Ford mustang SVT Cobra with the
final year of the 5.0L engine in a Mustang."
- from
Joseph M. Knudson, Norfolk, Virginia.
159.
UAW2SKI
"You ought to ski! Somewhere travelling in the USA."
- from
Faith Thomson,
San Antonia, Texas.
160.
IM_A_BUM, &
REMR 911
"IM A BUM (I'm a bum) on my 1993 Harley Davidson motorcycle, and
REMR 911 (remember 9-11) on my 1997 Ford Explorer. Both of these license
plates belong to me." - from
William Goldsborough, Tampa, Florida.
161.
WTC_XKP
"World Trade Center Escapee - on a Mercedes in the Chicago
suburbs."
- from
Erin Henderson,
Decatur, Illinois.
162.
VET GASM, &
VETGSM
"VET GASM: for a Corvette Owner;
VETGSM: Corvette
owner's matching Bike License Plate for my 2006 Suzuki."
- from
Steve Osekowsky,
Cape Coral, Florida.
163.
TWISTER
"On a
2006 Honda Ridgeline - I am a semi-professional tornado chaser - see
www.allandetrich.com."
- from
Allan Detrich,
Fremont, Ohio.
164.
BAD HIP
"Means that I have a disability, because of my hips and they will
eventually be replaced."
- from
Dan Marois, Ontario.
165.
HORSALE, &
XLR8IN
"HORSALE on a white 2500 Sierra pickup (OKC, OK). I am guessing he sells
horses or well, umm... yea; XLR8IN - It was supposed to be XILR8IN
for exhilarating but now its more like acceleratin' - on my red Monte Carlo." - from
Aaron Clasby, Edmond, Oklahoma.
166.
SCRAPIT
"Scrapit means to recycle scrap metal."
- from
Michael Brody, Lawrenceville, Gwinnett
/ Georgia.
167.
SHRK_B8
"On a Toyota truck carrying a windsurfing board and sail."
- from
David Macie, Comox, B.C.
168.
REV2_9G
"Redlines at 9 Grand, on a Honda S2000."
- from
Denise Senft, Pennsylvania.
169.
JIMY BFT,
JIMEBFT
&
TTEFFUB
"JIMY BFT: I own the plate and I was at a Buffett Conert in
Chicago last night 08/05/06 and was the first person along with my plate, shown
on the big screen during the show. Previous plates I have owned were:
JIMEBFT: Phonetically the way Buffett sounds;
TTEFFUB: Which is
BUFFETT spelled backwards."
- from
Michael Bradfield, Illinois.
170.
VEGD_VW
"VEGD VW: on a
2000 Volkswagen Jetta that I converted to run on WVO (Waste Vegetable Oil)."
- from
Dave Viksna, Minnesota.
171.
IMA_QT2
"I am a cutesy too. I had to catch up while driving to see it the
older blond matched the Corvette she was driving. Yes the license plate fit..."
- from
Bill Kerr, Calgary, Alberta.
172.
MST3K
"Stands for Mystery Science Theater 3000 (my favorite tv show from
the early 90's...)"
- from
Tim Walker, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia.
173.
2TMPRD
"Too Tempered - my plate... the reason why she left me!"
- from
Gary Jeannotte, Bradford, Ontario.
174.
RDNK4RE
"Red Neck Ferrari - on a 3rd generation Chevrolet Camaro Super
Street class-type race car. The owner is either from the South or makes fun of
Southern people by referring to the Chevrolet Camaro as being the American
equivalent of the Italian Ferrari as far as 'Southern people know' or he wants
to intimidate his opponents with this plate. Or it's just plain humour."
- from
Wishnu Ville, Washington, D.C.
175.
BIGLOG
"A play on the name of the truck (Sequoia) - on a Toyota
Sequoia SUV. We couldn't get BIGTREE, so we took BIGLOG!"
- from
Salena Day, Reston Virginia.
176.
BX 4 DX
"'Biopsy for Diagnosis', automobile belongs to a pathologist at a
local hospital, here in San Diego, CA. Bx = common medical abbreviation for
Biopsy, and Dx is same for Diagnosis)."
- from
Irving "Jake" Jacoby, San Diego,
California.
177.
HIGH_BID,
PUMPIN
&
UVETCHA
"HIGH BID: Old Classic Corvette - Owner is a Auctioneer;
PUMPIN (& PUMPIN 2): Concrete Pumping Service - Company Trucks;
UVETCHA: L82 Corvett."
- from
Michael W. Root, Kalispell, Montana.
178.
VE1OCTY
"Velocity"
- from
Christian Gloria, South Gate,
California.
179.
KAR-FRE
"It's my plate on a Cavalier and cavalier means carefree. Many
people think it means car free but kar-fre is the dictionary punctuation of the
word carefree."
- from
Tania Novak, Imperial, Missouri.
180.
I B4 E
"It is on a school teacher's Honda Accord."
- from
Patty Price, Lincoln, Nebraska.
181.
OVRNOT
"Over And Out"
- from
Robert Milton, Toronto, Ontario.
182.
SS502FI
"On a red metallic '67 SS Chevelle, 502 cubic inches/horse power,
fuel injected."
- from
Terry Robbins, Victorville,
California.
183.
SLUGGO
"Sluggo is Nancy in the comic strip Sluggo that is her boyfriend.
And Sluggo is a my nickname and my name is part of the name Sluggo. This plate
is on a Honda Goldwing motorcycle."
- from
Bill Sugg, O'Fallon, Illinois.
184.
IVSKIN, &
PURRRZ
"IVSKIN: Back in the early days of vanity plates in California
when the censors were still at work I saw this on a 15 year old BMW with what
appeared to be an elderly Jewish couple. You have to think Roman numeral then
you get foreskin. Morgan Hill, California; PURRRZ: My wife's plate
on her 1999 Cougar whom she calls Ms Kitty. In Gilroy, California."
- from
Bill Wenholz,
Gilroy, California.
185.
GOT MSL
"Got Muscle? Put on my 1969 Camaro."
- from
Tyler Nadon, Regina, Saskatchewan.
186.
THE I,
7 LITRE
&
4SPD460
"i have 3... all on my own vehicles, THE I(al), for the one, all
other versions were taken, on my wife's explorer, because she's "the one" for
meme and my best friend are currently working a song titled so, and the other 2
are for my mustang, 1 from the previous state(ga) 7 LITRE, at the time it had a
429 engine, which is equivalent to 7 litres, and the current plate i have is
4SPD460(al), because it has a 460 in it now. i currently run the 7 LITRE tag on
the front of my wife's explorer..."
- from
Spike Linton, Georgia.
187.
ICUFFM
"My own plate! I work in a prison/jail."
- from
Michelle Derry, Corvallis, Oregon.
188.
REC FLYR &
LRN 2FLY
"I have two plates to add... first is my own plate from Caledonia
Ontario, Canada REC_FLYR. I am a recreational pilot, say no more. The next one
is owned by a friend of mine who would like everyone to learn to fly. He is from
Hamilton, Ontario and his is (LRN 2FLY)."
- from
Pat Turcotte,
Caledonia, Ontario.
189.
MISSY
"All my life my mom has always called me MISSY; although my name
is Christina. LOL! Everyone in Newfoundland, where I am originally from, still
call me, Missy to this day! A couple of years ago; when my parents celebrated
their 50th Wedding Anniversary, a lot of the older folks from my childhood days
were there and to my surprise they called me Missy. My parents came to Nova
Scotia to visit and I took them on a tour of our plant, Moirs Chocolate Factory
(Hershey Division) and my mom happend to call me Missy, in front of my boss. As
a matter of fact, when our uniforms came it, low and behold, mine had Missy on
it. They actually though that was my real name in the office. It is a name that
will be with me the rest of my life. The name that I would love to have on a
license plate is NEWFIEMISSY; as I am a real Newfie and a Missy to boot. LOL!"
- from
Christina Fuller, Newfoundland.
190.
4X4P1AY,
I KAN D,
JOYTOY,
LKN438D,
WHY WED
&
Z3 WAY
"4X4P1AY: Mobile, AL - "Before and After" on '97 Green Jeep
Wrangle; I_KAN_D: Mobile, AL - Eye candy on a 1997 Green Jeep Wrangler;
JOYTOY: Gulfport, MS - Joy Toy on a Red '97 BMW Z3 Convertible;
LKN438D: Mobile,
AL - Looking for 38D bra size on a '97 Green Jeep Wrangler;
WHY_WED:
Gulfport, MS - Why Get Married? On a '91 Buick Regal; Z3_WAY: Gulfport, MS -
"Before and After" - on a '97 Red BMW Z3 Conv."
- from
Michelle Shanks, Mobile, Alabama.
191.
MR CANDY
&
RONG WAY
"I own a bulk candy vending machine business. When I lived in NY I
had RONG WAY."
see also
OWLS ROK,
HOOTR-OW
- from
Arthur Levine, York, Pennsylvania.
192.
BOXLOVR
"Provocative double meaning."
- from
A. Wood, Scottsdale, Arizona.
193.
MYSTRES
"My stress, or Mistress, depending on the day. On the front bumper
of a Kenworth. Trucks can be so much like a woman..."
- from
Daryl Medd, Rangeland Truck & Crane
Ltd., Debolt, Alberta.
194.
WE WON 5
"It's my truck plate - I'm a die hard Steeler fan and after we won
Super Bowl XL (which made 5 Super Bowl wins), I got the plate!"
- from
Jim Ross, Chesapeake, Virginia.
195.
SNOW KAT
"On a white Honda CRV 4WD in North Carolina - anticipating snow to
use the 4WD!"
- from
Katherine Nicely, North Carolina.
196.
I8A4RE
"On a bright yellow Nissan Skyline show car. Means "I ate a
Ferrari.""
- from
Ben Hamilton, Victoria, Australia.
197.
2ND2NO1, &
4X4 USA
"2ND2NO1 second to No one! On a 95 3000GT VR4 SPYDER;
4X4 USA - on
a fully modified 93 4Runner Off Rd."
- from
Michael P Gilbert, Arizona.
198.
LUV TTS
"California plate belonging to one of our So Cal 3S owners
(3000GT's and Stealth's) which may seem obvious at first, but actually stands
for "Love Twin Turbos""
- from
Tom Eckhardt, San Diego, California.
199.
PIGL80
"Pig Lady (I collect pigs, have probably 800+)."
- from
Debbi Rice, Asheville, North Carolina.
200.
SINGLE2 &
ROOM 4 2
"She's "Single Too" - on a l973 450SL; I always wanted a two
seater with plates that said 'Room 4 2'."
- from
Ken Kellogg, SF Bay Area.
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