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Credits & Honourable Mention
- Part 2 ...
Credits & Honourable Mention
- Part 1
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Einstein
The secret to creativity is knowing how to appreciate your sources.
Joe-kster
Phrase, Cliché & Expression Additions/Corrections
1.
Jig
Is Up, the: Thanks to Wilbur R. Johnson, Redwood City,
California, for an alternative origin.
2.
Cock
and Bull Story: Thanks to Dave Evans, Nanjing, Jiangsu Province,
China for a much better "Cock and Bull" alternative origin - goes well with
all the bull around this site!
3.
On
cloud 9: Thanks to Phil Sawyer for his detailed background for
someone who is 'On cloud 9', without a care in the world - sounds like the
Joe-kster going on another 'Too Weak' Promo Tour!
4.
In
the doghouse: Jim Younger sends us a brakeman's explanation for
this familiar expression!
5A.
Sleep
tight: Brian Morrill questions the origin of "Sleep tight" as
referring to beds in children's stories - a misleading metaphor - in excellent
detail!
5B.
Sleep
tight:
Thanks to
Patrick Thrush's alternative, derived from the Settlement Era of the
Westward Expansion - also in excellent
detail!
6.
Wrong
end of the stick: Robert Day sends the Roman origin for this
phrase, dating from the days of communal toilets... visions of someone deep in
conversation not looking at the stick being passed to them - a real bum deal!
7.
Pot
calling the kettle black: Elli Coates
brings to our attention this phrase - used to to criticize someone even though
you do it, like being a hypocrite!
8.
Zigged
when he should have zagged:
Sarit Segal sends us his idea of the origin of this phrase:
Origin: 'catch 22' -
military airplane accident: they flew in a structure and he crashed because he
zigged when he should have zagged.
9.
A
little bird told me:
"'I am a grade 9 music teacher and one of my students suggested the
following: The phrase "a little bird told me" could have come from Pope
Gregory's alleged dictation of the chant melodies from a dove that landed on his
shoulder." - from
Ed Adams (teacher) &
Nicholas Patterson, Newfield High School, Selden, New
York.
10.
By
hook or by crook:
"Origin: Relating to old forest laws of England, the sole right of common
people to enter the forests without permission was for the removal of dead
wood from the ground or dead branches of the trees, in other words, as could be
brought down by the use of the reaper's hook or a shepherd's crook." - from
Katie Cutie.
Other phrases from Katie:
Achilles'
heel,
In
the bag,
Kangaroo
court,
To
feather one's nest, &
To
knock (or beat) the tar out of.
11.
To
know beans:
"Meaning: Usually used in the negative: one who doesn't know beans is
appallingly ignorant or is wholly unacquainted with the subject under
discussion.
Origin: Perhaps arose from some dispute over the cowpea, which, despite the
name, is more nearly related to the bean than to the pea and which is often
called either the black-eyed bean or the black-eyed pea. Perhaps came from
Boston, where it would be a mark of the sheerest ignorance not to know that
Boston baked beans, to be fit to eat, must be made of that variety of small
white bean known as "pea bean." Perhaps arose from the British phrase, "to know
how many beans make five" - a silly saying that probably got started several
centuries ago by having children learn to count using beans. When a child got
far enough advanced to know how many beans made five, he was very intelligent
and well informed." - from
Katie Cutie.
12.
Full
as a tick:
"Full of food, stuffed, ready to pop." - from
Barry Barnes.
13.
Get
your dander up:
"Donder op!" in Dutch means: Get out of here! or Hop it! Of course we only
say this after we burst into a sudden rage."
- from
Idske Mulder.
14.
Happy
as a clam:
"A hand-held clam rake at the end of a pole is used to rake up clams from the
mud and sand. They look something like a heavy-duty garden rake. I am an old
clam digger from the south shore of Long Island, New York."
- from
Tom Romalewski.
15A.
Scape
goat:
This
expression is based on a genetic defect that has now been purposely bred into
some goats that we now call "fainting goats." The ones today are "collectible"
pets for people who enjoy seeing them fall over when they are frightened. The
genetic defect is in their fight or flight gene, which causes them to stiffen
when they need to run. But shepherds and farmers, who recognized this as a
defect, would keep one per herd for this purpose: When a predator like a wolf
would threaten the flock, the rest would run off while the defective goat would
fall over and get eaten, allowing the others a chance to Escape. Thus the Escape
Goat or Scape Goat takes the fall.
- from
Di Oakley.
15B.
Scape
goat:
Scape
goat is a Biblical reference from Leviticus 16:8-10 and refers to taking the
blame for someone else; the scape goat symbolically bearing the sins of Israel
and sent into the wilderness. And Aaron shall cast lots upon the two goats; one
lot for the LORD, and the other lot for the scapegoat. And Aaron shall bring the
goat upon which the LORD's lot fell, and offer him for a sin offering.
But the goat, on which the lot fell to be the scapegoat, shall be presented
alive before the LORD, to make an atonement with him, and to let him go for a
scapegoat into the wilderness.
- from
Jeff Paynter.
16.
Well
you're not missing much:
"Nothing to look at, nothing to really know, nothing great, kind of
worthless."
- from
Gloria Knee.
17.
The
Fifth Beatle:
"The Fifth Beatle moniker was not given to Brian Epstein by Murray the K,
though Epstein is always in the list of deserving honorees (along with Pete
Best, George Martin, and even Billy Preston, the only musician ever given
individual credit on a Beatles disk). It was Murray who was dubbed the Fifth
Beatle by George Harrison on the train ride from New York to the band's first
concert in Washington D.C. Murray was the last in line as the group made its way
through the train cars, and a cop tried to stop him from following. Harrison
turned as said, "It's alright. He's the fifth Beatle."
- from
Peter Altschuler.
18.
In
like Flynn:
"It's much more likely the origin comes from the 1888 poem by Ernest Lawrence
Thayer, "Casey
at the Bat." Flynn, as the poem goes, was hugging third when Casey came to
bat. It was a sure thing that he would be in - although the poem ends with Casey
striking out."
- from
Eric Ode.
19.
Axe
To Grind:
"Axes were a commonplace weapon for soldiers, many centuries ago, and a man
seen to be grinding the blade of his axe, demonstrated in the most visible way
possible that he was cruising for some aggro....If a man had an axe to grind, it
meant he had a resentment he was intending to manifest quite openly....he was
spoiling - and preparing - for a fight, in no uncertain terms!"
- from
Alex Parker.
20.
Watched
Pot Never Boils:
"While living in England, it was explained to me that tea should always be
made with hot, but not boiling, water. One needed to pay close attention to the
pot in order to heat it without boiling. This of course makes the meaning closer
to "a stitch in time saves nine," a warning to take particular care with
something."
- from
Carla Laureano.
21.
In
A Nutshell:
The Iliad in a nutshell. Pliny tells us that Cicero asserts that the
whole Iliad was written on a piece of parchment which might be put into a
nutshell. Lalanne describes, in his Curiositιs Bibliographiques, an edition of
Rochefoucaults Maxims, published by Didot in 1829, on pages one inch square,
each page containing 26 lines, and each line 44 letters. Charles Toppan, of New
York, engraved on a plate one-eighth of an inch square 12,000 letters. The Iliad
contains 501,930 letters, and would therefore occupy 42 such plates engraved on
both sides. Huet has proved by experiment that a parchment 27 by 21 centimθtres
would contain the entire Iliad, and such a parchment would go into a
common-sized nut; but Mr. Toppans engraving would get the whole Iliad into half
that size. George P. Marsh says, in his Lectures, he has seen the entire Arabic
Koran in a parchment roll four inches wide and half an inch in diameter. (See
ILIAD.) To lie in a nutshell. To be explained in a few words; to be
capable of easy solution.
- from From E. Cobham Brewer 18101897. Dictionary of Phrase and Fable. 1898, as
requested by Norma Phillips.
22.
Pot
Calling The Kettle Black:
The
pot calling the kettle black: Said of someone accusing another of faults similar
to those committed by the accuser. The allusion is to the old household in which
the copper kettle would be kept polished, while
the iron pot would remain black. The kettle's bright side would reflect the pot.
The pot, seeing its reflection, would thus see black, which would appear to be
on the side of the kettle. The pot could then accuse the kettle of a fault it
did not have.
- Source: Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, 1870, revised by Adrian
Room (Millennium Edition).
- thanks to
Jan Heirtzler.
23.
Bull
Terrier vs. Porcupine: Quill He Make It?:
Really
funny but this is NOT a pitbull. We are dealing with misrepresentation in Breed
Specific legislation all the time, and while I totally value the humour of your
site (if we can't laugh we may as well be dead) the Bull Terrier owners of the
world would really appreciate it if you could re-label your picture?
"Bull Terrier vs Porcupine: Quill he make it?"
Bull Terrier is the name of this breed.... it is very far removed from the
pitbulls. I actually know the person that owns this poor dog (bitch) and am
happy to say with the help of a LOT of antibiotics - she made it through OK.
- Source:
How Bull Terriers Look Like In New Zealand.
- thanks to
Heidi Holland.
24.
Its
a long road without a turn:
Be
kind to others or before too long they will have an opportunity to pay you back
for your injustice.
- thanks to
Fred Pepper, Hamilton, Ontario.
25.
Don't
poke the bear:
Don't
annoy someone who's already irritated; try not to aggravate someone who's easily
angered.
Man
up
To
accept responsibility; to take ownership; to gather your courage.
- from
Pamela Walker,
Head Keeper of The Zoo Crew, Matthews, NC, USA
26.
Tilting
at windmills:
The
phrase "Tilting at windmills" or "battling windmills" comes from the book "Don
Quixote de la Mancha" and refers to a scene where Don Quixote attacks windmills,
mistaking them for giants.
- thanks to
Anna Platt, Portland, Oregon.
27.
Saved
by the Bell:
Regarding
the phrases, Saved by the Bell , It came into use as a boxing term in the late
19th century, but had earlier origins from the 17th century. The term described
being saved by ringing a bell attached to a coffin to help with the very real
problem of people being buried alive (due to lack of medical understanding of
unconsciousness, comas, seizures and other death-like states therefore people
were erroneously pronounced dead). There were several patents in England and the
USA for 'safety coffins' with the bells incorporated into the designs registered
in the 19th century and up to as late as 1955. There was even a society to help
with this problem, Society for the Recovery of Persons Apparently Dead. The term
Dead Ringer is also associated with this idea.
- thanks to
Teresa Kappers-Wright.
28.
Ducks
in a Row:
I
believe your origin for Ducks in a Row to be all out of whack. Contrary to
popular belief this phrase has nothing to do with little yellow ducklings
following their Mother duck all in a straight line. Landlubbers use the phrase
to mean "get your business organized", but sailors know that this expression
comes from the boatbuilding trade. Unbeknownst to a lot of people, a "duck" is a
great big thing, bigger than your car that is so heavy that it has to be moved
with a crane, and has jaws that open to make it a giant vise. The U.S. Navy
(when building a new ship) lines up a number of ducks with a laser bean so that
they are absolutely straight in a line; then the beginning piece of the new boat
(the keel) is clamped in. The ducks hold the keel perfectly straight so the ship
will be absolutely square athwart and fore-an-aft when it is being constructed.
And so the first thing that is done in shipbuilding is to "get your ducks in a
row". We have given the phrase a broader meaning, but its origins are nautical
(Ref http://members.fortunecity.com/max233/).
- thanks to
Byron Burson, Michigan.
29.
Burn
The Candle At Both Ends:
The
expression
burning
the candle at both ends
never made sense to me. How could you burn a candle at both ends? Always had an
image of a candle kinda floating, while burning at both ends. Then I was reading
an historical novel, set in pre-electricity times and they referred to a person
working hard, burning the candle at both ends of the day. Meaning obviously up
before dawn and to bed after sunset.
- thanks to
Roger Brown, Atascadero, California.
30.
Lord
willin' and the Creek don't rise:
Possible
correction to your Cliches page. The phrase "Lord willin' and the Creek don't
rise" doesn't refer to the Cree Indians, but to the Creek Indians. Cree is
something of a misnomer for several tribes in the northern US and parts of
Canada. Creek, however, is one of the Five Civilized Tribes, which includes
Cherokee, Creek, Chickasaw, Choctaw, and Seminole.
- thanks to
Nelson Butterworth, Tennessee.
31.
All
of a sudden:
"Sudden"
came to us from Old French (OED), and its ultimate source is the Latin subire,
meaning to come or go stealthily. It entered English in about 1300 as an
adjective (spelled soden, sodeyne, sodein, swdan - the spelling wasn't
established until after 1700). Beginning in the 1400s (OED) "sudden" was also
used as an adverb, the way we use "suddenly" today. In the 1500s people began
using "sudden" as a noun. A "sudden" was an unexpected occurrence. So people
spoke of events that happened at, in, of, or upon "the sudden" or "a sudden."
The historical progression of this phrase was "of the sudden" ... "of a sudden"
... "all of a sudden."
- "at the sodeyne" (1559) vs. "at a sudden" (1560)
- "in the Sodeyne" (1559) vs. "in a sodaine" (1560)
- "of the suddeyne" (1570) vs. "of a sodaine" (1596)
- "upon the soden" (1558) vs. "vpon a sodayne" (1565)
The use of "sudden" was extended to phrases that required the indefinite article
"a," like these: "upon suche a sodeyn" (1572); "upon a very great sudden"
(1575); and "with such a sodaine" (1582). "All of a sudden" first appeared in
1681.
- thanks to
Thanks to the Oxford English Dictionary (OED),
grammarphobia.com & Marie Glover.
32.
Swing
the lead:
To
"Swing the lead" is correct as far as being lazy, however the phrase actually
comes from the days of horse drawn wagons. The "lazy" horses would slow down
just enough for the load to be carried by the adjacent horse. You can tell when
a horse "swings lead" by the angle of the pull bar swings back when the lazy
horse slows.
- thanks to
Matt McNeice, Saskatchewan, Canada.
33.
Ship
shape:
TYou
list 'ship shape' and give an accurate definition of the origin, but did you
know that the full phrase is more commonly, in England, 'ship-shape and
Bristol-fashion'?
- thanks to
Lee Goddard, London, England.
Phrase, Cliché & Expressions we're Looking For Origins...
1.
Spaghetti
on the wall:
"I was hoping I would find:
spaghetti on the wall
in your wonderful list! Hope you can add it soon."
- from
Anne Patteet.
2.
Spaghetti
on the wall:
"When
I was a little girl and my Mother taught me how to make spaghetti I was told by
her, and later reminded in my home economics class that "throwing spaghetti on
the wall" is how you know spaghetti is fully cooked. If it sticks to the wall,
you have cooked it long enough. If it does not stick, you need to cook it more.
The real problem with this technique is that overcooked spaghetti sticks to the
walls too! While I have only been taught this, and never read it in a book, I
have seen numerous chefs reference this spaghetti trick."
- from
Tarean West.
1.
Snost:
Thanks to
kantTYPEworthKRAPP" Pat and Melinda.
2.
Blinky-Eyed,
Disgrossting &
Gihugeous:
Thanks to Laurel Forbus.
3.
Incunebula:
The
word "incunabula" refers to books published with movable type from the time of
Gutenberg [~1450] to 1500.
Thanks to Chuck Robinove.
4+.
Altar-Boy, Chortle, Chortling, Eczema, Euthanasia, Altar-Boy, Geriatric, Ignoranus, Invention, Lackadaisical, Mendacity, Perspicacity, Platitude, Pompeii, Portend, Poverty, Specimen, Support
Hose & Truculent.
Thanks to Barry Nelson, USA.
5.
AUSSIE KISS, BEER COAT, BEER COMPASS, BREAKING THE SEAL, GREYHOUND,
JOHNNY-NO-STARS, MILLENNIUM DOMES, MONKEY BATH, MYSTERY BUS, MYSTERY TAXI, OH NO
SECOND, PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE, PICASSO BUM, SINBAD, SWAMP-DONKEY, TART FUEL,
TESTICULATING, TRAMP STAMP:
Thanks to David Bailey.
1.
Marge,
you know it's rude to talk when my mouth is full.: Thanks to
Kelsey McIntyre.
1. Damon Albarn:
Thanks to Frans Karlsson, Lund, Sweden, for his submission of the Damon
Albarn anagram... Damon is a 'singer in blur'...
2. Paleface She Rides Hard = Fair Heads Scalped Here:
Thanks to John Hall, Lund, Sweden, for his 'frontier days' submission...
3. The Last Supper = Streuth! Apples?,
The United States Postal Service
= It dispatches letters to avenues,
Sustainable energy = Sane, suitably
green.,
Public relations = Crap, built on lies!,
Is There Life on Mars? =
Aliens? Mothers' rife!, &
The American First Lady, Laura Bush = I am
after a cuter husband - Hillary's!:
Thanks to Mick Tully...
4. Nose narcotic? = Snort cocaine!:
Thanks to Mick Tully...
5.
President'
Hillary Clinton? = Her intern policy:
I'll
stand!;
President' Hillary Clinton? = Hi! try dollar\cent spin line.;
President' Hillary Clinton? = Notice thrill, lady spinner?;
President' Hillary Clinton? = Rich lady, in internet polls.;
President' Hillary Clinton? = Richly pliant, tender loins.:
Thanks to Mick Tully...
1.
Hell its 1991 still, eh?:
Thanks to David Flynn Huerta, Austin, Texas...
2.
Wow:
Thanks to David Worden, Austin, Texas.
3.
God
& Dog:
Thanks to Martine Froget, Lyon, France.
4.
2
corrections ...
Sex often: I met foxes. -- should read: Sex often: I net foxes.
What! So he is hanged, is he? So what? -- not even remotely a palindrome
Additions to your list ...
No sir, poo prison!
past encina grow organic net sap
Nam regrets young gnu oyster german
No Stetson
Pop
Poop
no, lemme toot em, melon
Gollem aced ode camel log
Thanks to Paul Holmes.
5.
A
rat sees Tara,
Across orca,
Deer as a reed,
Nat sees tan,
Rat sees tar,
Tara sees a rat, Ron,
Im a minor,
Today, a dot &
Emma, I am me; Sudan? An ad,
U.S.; Loot a tool; Draw a ward; Nab a ban; Danielle in
ad; Lie, veer fast! Its a free veil!; Space
caps; Red rums murder; Evian, I saw Nissan as sin. Was I naοve?;
Emit: Noah? Ha! On time?; Walter
et Law; Yo! Jazz
. A Joy!; Ah, Tabatha!; A
global lab Olga; Rod, Nevada vendor;
Work row; Nathan: ah, tan!; Eroded ore; Pirates set a R.I.P.; Pirates did set a
R.I.P.; Trap a rodent, Ned, or a part; Busy sub; Not so bad, a Boston!; Is
saga A. Agassi?; Warhol? Oh, raw!; Kramers remark; Nap at a pan; Snap-on
Tools loot no pans; Ah, tramp Martha!; Mask carton, not rack, Sam; Panda
dad, nap; Step One: No Pets
Thanks to Hernαn Montfort, Monterrey, Mexico...
6.
SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS It's
supposed to be the ultimate palindrome in that it's three-dimensional - it reads
the same backward, forward, up and down. I didn't originate it and I'm not a
Latin scholar so I'm not sure it means anything.
Thanks to William Lovern, Hawaii
1. "
Murphy is overly optimistic":
Thanks to Berry Anderson for his Murphy-ism... Berry loves joe-ks.com but
says it takes up too much time... That's what we're here for!
Corrections as
submitted by joe-ks.com readers
1. " Power
Out? Look For A Deer Crossing":
As per L. Storie of Winnipeg, Manitoba, this "Deer" article has nothing to do
with Baltimore Gas and Electric (as originally reported): credit should go to
Manitoba Hydro (as per a March 17, 2004 article in the Winnipeg Free Press,
quoting CN Rail spokesman Jim Feeny). This happened in December 2002...
2. "World's
Tallest Woman":
As per Richard Thiessen, this article is a "Tall Tale" hoax - showing real
pictures but inaccurate information.
Heather Greene (the
woman shown in the article) is a real person, but she's NOT from Holland, nor is
she the tallest person in the world. Heather lives in Las Vegas, and she is 6' 5
1/2" in bare feet (7'2" in heels) - well short of the real tallest person in the
world (Sandy Allen of Shelbyville, Indiana who reached 7' 7 1/4" as a teenager
before undergoing pituitary surgery to control her growth)...
3A. "
Chocolate Math":
Thanks to Lisa Grayson from
Buffoonco for her
corrections for Step #5 - to add 1754 if you had your birthday this year; or to
add 1753 if you haven't... (post note: Lisa's submission to us was in 2004)
3B.
Chocolate Math:
Thanks to David L. Worden, Austin, Texas, for bringing to our attention that
Lisa's numbers (in Step 3A above) don't work for 2006: Looks like the #s
you use for Step #5 are dependent on the year you're in: for 2006 Step #5 - add 1756 if you had your birthday this year; or to
add 1755 if you haven't...
FYI - June 2007:
Chocolate Math updated for 2007 thanks to a reminder from David!
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