Mel Hardman Submissions
recent joe-ks submitted: 235

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Cat treat or mouse-stake?
Monster Mouse
How to score your own goal at the 2014 FIFA World Cup
Championship darts in heaven
God Darts
Bloated currency - Britain's Pound Sterling has seen better years
Five Pound Note
Quicker technique allows for faster patient billing
Dentist Drill
Almost as good as real exercise!
Lightweight Dumbbells
The medical truth about Johann Sebastian Bach
Do British police lineups tickle your fancy?
Bobbie Tickle
Through the denture looking glass
False Teeth
Dow Jones coins dramatic change in methodology
Paradigm Shift
Shortest version of Titanic on the internet
Titanic Trailer
When to wear your hard hat
Hard Hat Safety
Dirk Bogarde or Dark Bogarde?
The only grinning falcon on the 'net
Peregrine Falcon
T-Shirt sales for Rabbis on the go
Peeling back the layers of personal privacy
Tear-Paper Wall
Absolute confidence in latest security system
Police Drone
That Poirot's not dead!
Dead Poirot
World's first back-wards composer
eyeGoogle, do you?
Google Glasses
Putting your best foot forward
Toe Trucks
Einstein's Food For Thought
Make Loaf Not War
Stretching your imagination in Africa
Stretch Elephants
Running out of time - holding on to the last minute
Cut-Off Deadline
Meat Loaf's suntan recipe
Meat Loaf
Smokin' comedians in their prime times
Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile
Turning a Halfstein into a Wholestein - beer with us!
Holstein or Holestein?
Toff: a mildly derogatory term for someone with an aristocratic background
Elton or Eltoff?
New York's my cup of tea!
Statue of Libertea
Gonzo and the Venetian boatman
Stay 'tuned' to Valentine humour @
Crocodial Love
'Hogs and Kisses' to all fine swine!
Pig Valentine
For birds of prey lovers, the letters in 'SUPER BOWL' are arranged incorrectly
Superb Owl
The Joe-kster's previous life as a Whoopee Cushion
Watch Out for the Joe-kster
Adding more personality to beauty pageants
Powerplant Swimsuit Models
The ins and outs of spaghetti slurping
Spaghetti Digest
New plans for Mac interface up in smoke
Microsoft Messenger - Prototype
Taking on second wind at the Winter Olympics
Sumo Skiing - Pairs
Teat Tweets: Transparent cow wins illusive 4-H dairy prize
Milk Cow Levels
Inspiration for Mel Hardman's aka
You're So Vane!
Someone you might not want to sleep next to
Trunk Sleeper
One of the nine pipers piping - blowing in the New Year
Squirrel Bagpipes
Stephen King's novel twist to New Year's Day
Shining New Year
Pudding comes to a sticky end
Puddin' the Fun into Christmas
the Joe-kster on his 2011 Promo Tour @ Whistler, B.C.
Merry Christmas from
Restoring nature to its natural beauty
Paradise Reclaimed
Laser tag used to be a safe game
Laser Cats
Garage extension for the new limousine
Long Limo
Parting the waters ahead of his time
Moses As A Lifeguard
When it's pouring cats and kittens
Driving Rain
How Earl Grey prefers to drink his favourite tea
Tea Shirt
Elvis does give a hoot!
Owlvis Presley
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