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When my friends & I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

Invest in a dairy farm - you'll have plenty of liquid assets.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
I love my country. It's my government I fear.
What did the boots say to the cowboy?
Pasteurize: Too far to see.

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