Largest Source of Internet Humour!
He has a photographic memory. Unfortunately, there’s no film in it.
Nagivator: Someone who constantly assists with driving directions in an overly critical manner.
There is nothing more miserable than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
I saw a sign: “Rest Area 25 Miles”. That’s pretty big. Some people must be really tired.
If you don’t care where you are, you’re not lost.