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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
U.S. Marine Corps. - everything destroyed in 30 minutes or the next one’s free!
General Eisenhower Flies Back To Front
Don’t draw fire. It irritates the people around you.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.