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My sister gave me a fabric calendar. Took me 3 hours to sew in a dental appointment.
When is a mouth the happiest?
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
To realize the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom.
This Day In History February 27, 1972: Shanghai CommuniqueFebruary 27, 1945: Lebanon IndependenceFebruary 27, 1934: (b) Ralph NaderFebruary 27, 1933: Reichstag FireFebruary 27, 1827: 1st Mardi Gras