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Largest Source of Internet Humour!
“Only a man would buy
a $500 car and put a $4,000 stereo in it.”
“If you
don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!”
“MAKE
LOVE NOT WAR - see driver for details.”
Muffler Shop Sign: “No
appointment necessary - we'll hear you coming.”
“He was
invited to join a car pool, and he showed up in a bathing suit.”
“If
only two cars are left in a parking lot, one will be blocking the other.”
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Tire
stores love to roll out new products.
Gas Station: A place where you fill the car and drain the family.
“Humour
is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles.”
“Stud
tires out.”
“Dealers
Will Hear Car Talk At Noon”
“I’ve
never had a car accident,” said Tom recklessly.
How was the driving teacher's parking?
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or
three times.
Carbage: The trash found in your automobile.
When
is a car not a car?
How did the woman feel after she got run over by a car?
Where do cars get the most flat tires?
Headlights: What the car driver uses to blind oncoming drivers.
How did the leper get into a car accident?
Car Sickness: The feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.
How do you top a car?
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Redneck Windshield Defroster
Smart Car Redesign
Family Car
Matchstick Racing Car
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Key-o-Saurus
Swingset Car
Boom Box Car
Road Pirate
Dike Strengthening
Romanian Barbeque
Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices
Texas Speed Camera
Redneck Car Carrier
Raise Twins
Redneck Mercedes
Request for 2008
Portable GPS
Gas Prices Around The World
Pigeon Target Practice
Refrigerator Delivery
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Redneck Tank
New Speed Trap
Carden Garden
Not-So-Smart Car
Benefits of High Gas Prices
Winter Tires
Senior Wheelies
Yolkswagon
Dental Car
SideCar Illusion
Portable Office
www: Wagtail Windscreen Wiper
Redneck Dog Kennel
Chia Car
Power Line Road
Ultimate Navigation
A Man's Grill
Never Do Anything Wrong
Urban Camper
Redneck Air Conditioner
Lowdown Volvo
Racewagon
Out Of Gas
Infringement Notice - New Zealand Cracker
Car Stool
Portable Auto Body Shop
Car Safety Lock
Lane Closure
Beetle Fan
Sport Shoe Car
Land Yacht
Gas Financing
How To Conserve Gas
Coffin Dragster
Turbo Charged Computer
Car-terpillar
When Gas Costs Too Much
Redneck Outhouse
Full Wheel Deal
Colour Car
Easter Car
Beetle's Beetle
Non-Smoking Week
Daddy, Can I Drive?
Wired Cars
Giant Slingshot
Clutter Car
SandCarstle
Skoda Limousine
Exhausting or Amewzing?
Police ReTireMeant
Blonde Accident (pps)
Borderline Stupidity
Mini Computer Desk
Crunch Zone
Ukrainian Cattle Car
Redneck Mirror
No Go Intersection
Champagne Stick Shift
Car For Every Age
Mustang Limo
Too Late Sign
Redneck Parking Brake
Close Call Parking
Apple Car
“You'll Be Safe In Here!”
His Dent
Front and Back Beetle
African Car Wash
Ukrainian Muffler Accessory
Pulley Car
Good Advice
Car Surgeon
Driving in Bolivia
Shopping Cart Car
Really?
Airless See-Through Tires
Bike Carrier
Casket Car
Can Never Have Too Many Tools
I Want One!
Young Superman
Underneath or On Top Car?
Instant Engine Starting Down
Under
Reserved for Drunk Drivers
Car of the Future
Portable Playpen
Car Axident
Anti-Theft Car
Stolen Car
Dad's Ex-Ferrari
Traffic Jam Alert
One Horsepower Car
Basketball Car
Thousands of Personalized License Plates from Around the
World!
No Pit Stop Car
New
Oil Company Sign
Home Depot Delivery
1907 to 2007: Century of Change
2004 Athens Olympic Games - Official Trojan Car
2005 Brinks Robbery
2005 Chevrolet Vehicle Option
2007 Ford Shelby GR1 Concept Car
5 Dollars of Gas
710 Cover
A Head Of His
Time
A Man Named Fred
A Man's Grill
A Typical Winter Day in Winterpeg (530k)
Advantages of Using The Company Car
Aerodynamic Advantage on the
Prairies
African Car Wash
After-Gas Piggy Bank
Airbag Safety
Airless See-Through Tires
Alien Smuggling: How's Your
Claustrophobia?
Alternative To Spanking
Amazing Un-Bridge
Amish Man's Occupation
Amish Speed Wagon - NASCAR Debut
Anger Management
for Rude People
Annual Meeting of Women Drivers
Anti-Theft Car
Anti-Theft Car Device
Apple Car
Armless Man's Assistant
Asphalt Reclaimers
Attending To Business
Australian Ghost Story
Auto-Care Accident
Auto Warranty: New Extend-ed Coverage
Backwards Country Song
Bad Day Driver
Balloon Advertising for Exploding Results
Bank of Newfie Scotia ATM Instructions
Basketball Car
'Beat The Tram' - Double Loser
Beetle's Beetle
Beetle Fan
Benefits of High Gas Prices
Beware of Black Tarmac
Beware of Toyota Traps (900k)
Bike Carrier
Biker Chicks
Bill Gates Car
Bird Flu Symptoms
Blindsided Pedestrian - Beware the Red-Light Runner (1.5M)
Blonde Accident (pps)
Blonde Car Sale
Blonde Hail Stones
Blonde License Plate
Blonde
Snow Removal Parking
BlondeStar - Emergency Road Service for Blondes (1.2M)
BMW's New Half Car (170k)
Boom Box Car
Borderline Stupidity
Bumper Stickers
Bumper
Stickers - Not Your Type?
Bumper To Bumper on the Freeway
Buy Her Something Expensive
Cabbie Relatives
Caber Toss: Careful Where You Park
Calling All Cars: It's Coffee Time @
DonutLand!
Can Never Have Too Many Tools
Canada's Collective Thoughts for its Prime Minister
Canadian Winter Smile
Can’t Judge A Book By Its Cover
Car Axident
Car Brand Names
Car For Every Age
Car For Sale - Hardly Used
Car's Half-Car Trailer
Car Hosers
(1.5M)
Car Hurdles:
#1
#2
Car Moochanic
Car of the Future
Car Problems
Car Safety Lock
Car Sharing - a Priest and Rabbi Tale
Car Stereo Without The Car
Car Stool
Car Surgeon
Car Trolley Transportation – For Days When Your Car Doesn’t Run
Car Wars - Volkswagen vs. Honda (280k)
Caraphernalia - Car Gadgets Unlimited
Carden Garden
Careful Driver
Carpool 4 Us
Carpool "Passengers"
Car-terpillar
Casket Car
Cat Crossing - Proceed Carefully
Champagne Stick Shift
Change The
Stupid Sign!
Cheap Nascar Racing Thrills
Chia Car
Chicken Drivers
Chief 'Ear To
Ground'
Chinese Puzzle Car
Christmas On The Go
Chunnel Stress
Citroen's New C4 Transforming Technology (4.8M)
Classic Carriage Ride
Close Call Parking
Clutter Car
Coffin Dragster
Cold Jaguar
College Crime
Colour Car
Columbia
Street Party
Compact Beamer
Company Renamed - Owner Found
What He Was Looking For:
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