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My sister gave me a fabric calendar. Took me 3 hours to sew in a dental
appointment.
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
If a man smashed a clock, could he be convicted of killing time?
Warning - Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear...
To realize the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom.
What did the girl calendar say to the other girl calendar?
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
How
does Rudolf know when Christmas is coming?
The further away the future is, the better it looks.
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Open
seven days a week and weekends.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
How many seconds are there in a year?
Fad: In one year and out the other.
Can February March?
How do you sell calendars?
Why was the calendar so sad?
When is a mouth the happiest?
How do you babysit a calendar?
Why was the calendar so scared?
Why did the girl tear the calendar?
September 2010
2010 marks our 15th year online - THANKS to all our supporters!
here's the September Calendar 4U
This Day In History

September 3, 1969: 1st ATM MachineSeptember 3, 1962: Opening of Trans-Canada highwaySeptember 3, 1939: Start of World War II


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August 2010 Trivia

2010 Rush Job Calendar

New Years Resolutions for Nerds

Calendar Shredder

Bunny Calendar
'Thinking Outside The Box' Puzzles
Find the hidden phrase or word (click on the image for the answer):

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ASCII Character Codes
Revenue Canada Simplified Tax Form

Redneck Watch

Request for 2008

Fireman Poster Boy

Redneck Advent Calendar

Hand Face
08/08/08 - the Ultimate Lucky Day
12
Days of Christmas - Cost of True Love for 2004
1923 Leaders
and Losers
1954 Prom Queen
2003: Changing Priorities Ahead
2003 Darwin
Awards
2003 Org Chart Strategy
2004 Athens Olympic Games - Official Trojan Car
2004 Darwin Awards
2004
Redneck New Year's Resolutions
2004 Tattoo of the Year
2004 World Consumption Stats - Can Money Buy Happiness?
2005 Darwin Awards
2005 Hooters Calendar
2005 Marriage Wisdom
2006 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2007 Ford Shelby GR1 Concept Car
2007 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2008 Bunny Calendar
2008 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2009 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2010 Rush Job Calendar

2010 joe-ks.com Calendar
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
May


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2030 News Flash for the U.S.
4 Stages Of Life
Advice for the Canadian Men's Hockey Team
April 5, 2006: Special Hundred-Year Date
Animal Life Spans
Atheist Holiday
August 2010 Trivia

Best Years of a Woman's Life
Beware of Things Made In October (2.7M)
"Big Is Beautiful" - 2001 Swimsuit Calendar
Birthday Cards for 2004
Blonde's Year In Review
Calendar Shredder
Bumper Stickers
Chicken, Fox & Grain Puzzle - 2004 Version
Chili Cheater - 2003 Championship Chili Cook-Off
Chinese Zodiac - Chinese New Year
Chocolate Math for 2010

Cursor Clock
Daily Reminder About Your Job
Dam Good Response!
Day of Light and Darkness
The Days of Our Lives: From Anticipation To Recuperation
'Do It' Professional Trades Guide
Don't Forget Her Special Day (750k)
Double Mark of the Beast
Early Easter Date 2008
Evolution Of Man
Fireman Poster Boy
Florida Voters are Ready for 2004
Foldup SUV - 2004 Flexicar
Guinness World-1st Record - Solo Handbells Marathon
Hairstyle Of The Year
Hand Face
Hippy Birthday
How To Use The New 1940 Dial Telephone!
Inflation in 2004
Irish Year-Round, Many-Legged Groaner
Jewish Holiday
July 7, 2007: Special Wedding Date
July 8, 2009 - 12:34:56/7/8/9
Lawyer's Season's Greetings
Life Expectancy Test
Living in 2006
Long-Winded Speaker
Los Angeles International Airport - Renamed
March 4th: the Most Progressive Day of the Year
Martha Stewart's New 2004 Lifestyle
May 4, 2006: Special Hundred-Year Date
May 6, 2007: Special Date
Men of the Year Awards for 2003:
#1
#2
#3
Michael
Jackson in 2015
Miss Chernobyl 2004
Mondays... Get Back To Work!
Most Progressive Day of the Year
New Dog Breeds for 2005
New Evening Classes For Men!
New Fuel Gauge for 2005
New Fuel Gauge for 2006 Vehicles
New Home Alarm System for 2005
New Year's Optimist
New Years Resolutions for Nerds

New Year's
Resolution For The Disillusioned
New Year's Superstitions
Newfie 2006 Senior Scooter
Newfie Digital Clock
Nothing to Fear... NetMan is Here!
'One Drink A Day' Schedule
Pizza Order
in 2010 - Soybean Yogurt Special
Polar Bear New Years
Preparation for the 2004 Ski Season
Redneck 2006
Redneck Advent Calendar
Redneck Watch
Request for 2008
Revenue Canada Simplified 2009 Tax Form
Scooter of Tomorrow
Seven Years
of Bad Luck!
Shrivel Tan - Beach Gross for 2005
Signs Of The Times
Southern
Signs - Are you a Possum or a Moon Pie?
Stairway Chute - 2004 Designer Home
Star Wars Day
Swinging Nightclubs of 2004
Top Moroffs of 2003
Top Moroffs of 2004
What Celtic Tree Did You Fall From?
Whazzit - New Animal Breed for 2005
Women's
Wisdom for 2004
Words of Wisdom
Working Round The Clock
You Might Be a Redneck If...
You Know You're Living In 2002 When...
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